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Subject: Databases are down
I think our system has been hit with a virus. All the budget databases are missing, the shared drive is gone, AFS3 is down, and every program I try to open just gives me strange circles or Greek-like gibberish. The IT department isn't answering the phone, so I'm going to go track them down in person to deal with the crisis.
(At least this didn't happen in April!)
Narvin Doe
Budget Analyst
Internal Revenue Service
[Narvin has deleted everything he posted during the flood that he could find.]
CC:
Subject: Databases are down
I think our system has been hit with a virus. All the budget databases are missing, the shared drive is gone, AFS3 is down, and every program I try to open just gives me strange circles or Greek-like gibberish. The IT department isn't answering the phone, so I'm going to go track them down in person to deal with the crisis.
(At least this didn't happen in April!)
Narvin Doe
Budget Analyst
Internal Revenue Service
[Narvin has deleted everything he posted during the flood that he could find.]