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Jun 17, 2011 14:03

I believe many of you have not encountered a setting like this before, so I have a few words of advice if anyone bothers to listen. First, don't fiddle with technology you don't recognize or understand. Actually, don't fiddle with the technology at all. What you think looks like a hairdrier might actually be a compact sonic pulse canon. Second, don't try the alien food or drink until its chemical composition has been thoroughly tested, unless of course you enjoy risking a slow and painful death. And last, don't assume that every alien race shares your cultural sensibilities or wants to be "friends." In other words, don't hold out your hand to everything with a palm and fingers. Some species find the implicit invasion of their personal space quite rude.

And remember that as far as these aliens are concerned, you may very well be representing your entire species. So try not to start a galactic war.

[Despite his kill-joy safety PSA, Narvin is very excited about this port. Technology at last!]

[For now, Narvin is getting his bearings and learning the layout of the station, so feel free to spam if you wish.]

this is why narvin has no friends, narvin is a bitch, humans are savages

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