Poetry

[timepants_sam]

Here is a selection of poetry I wrote. Can you guess which grade I was in when I wrote it?

I've tried to recreate the original copy as closely as possible.

#1 LIFE IS BORING
LIFE IS BORING.
CUASE MY BROTHER'S ALWAYS SNORE-
ING. I HAVE WORMS FOR HAIR. MY MOM
MARRIED A BEAR. AND WORST OF ALL
WERE NEXT DOOR TO A MALL. ALL THE
NOISE. AND THEY HAVE TERABLE TOYS.

#2 SANDA THE PANDA
    I KNOW A PANDA NAMED SANDA.
    HE SITS IN THE SUN AND HE'S
    RELLY FUN. HE LIKES THE RAIN
    AND HIS LITTLE BROTHERS A PA-
    IN. AND HE'S RELLY COOL WHEN
    HE'S THE POOL.

#3 SUPER MAN BATMAN
       I HAVE 2 LITTLE BROTHE-
       RS. THEY TRY TO BE SUPER-
       MAN I TEL THEM THERE
       RELLY STUPID MAN. WHEN
       THEY TRY TO BE BATMAN
       I TELL THEM THEYR'E REL-
       LY FAT MAN.

#4 MY WORM
          I HAVE A WORM. HE REL-
          LY LIKES TO SQWURM. HE
          RELLY LIKES TO DANCE AND
          HE RELLY LIKE TO PRANCE.