Geek Cyber
Corey: so you have scavengers near by
Sarah: panthers
Sarah: armadillos
Corey: omg i want a armadillo hat
Corey: I WILL HAVE ONE!
Sarah: fucking armored rats, man
Sarah: they're so gross
Sarah: and I think these are different than the ones you have there
Corey: dude we can have RAT ARMOR
Corey: We'll kill 100's and make a suit of armadillo armor
Sarah: god suddenly I pictured myself playing Baldurs Gate...
Corey: and sell it as art
Corey: LOL
Corey: Armadillo Mail
Sarah: it's tough shit, dude.
Corey: +6 def to....predators
Corey: +10 mobility
Corey: +1 to odd
Sarah: so we'll go for it soon as you figure out A) how to trap them without getting rabies and b) how to skin em
Corey: Dude
Corey: gimme a bow
Corey: I'll go collect
Corey: Razor broad arrows to the soft neck
Sarah: or we can search for fresh roadkill, they're bumper bait here
Corey: Bleed em and catch em later
Corey: no.
Corey: This must be collected in quest like fashion
Sarah: lol
Sarah: ok
Corey: We're gonna grind those armadillos!
Sarah: I will just walk behind you playing the soundtrack.
Corey: You can scream heal
Corey: when a pack of em attack me
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: OH SHIT HEAL II
Sarah: run up and slap a bandaid on your ass
Corey: RES!
Corey: RES!
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: Sarah Runs Away!
Sarah: it's ok
Corey: GAME OVER
Sarah: you'll just revive in the house and we'll rest up and go again
Corey: Exactly
Corey: Spawn timer ftw
Sarah: so long as you set the save point at the door
Corey: You have one installed?
Corey: Sweet I thought only inns and dark caves before bosses had those
Sarah: of course! what kind of hillbilly do you think I am?
Corey: WAIT A MINUTE
Corey: ARE YOU A BOSS?
Sarah: yes
Sarah: and there's only one way to conquer me
Corey: Encounter: Wild Sarah
Corey: Wild Sarah Uses "Me so Honrwry"!
Corey: Corey is provoked
Sarah: Corey - PARALYSIS
Corey: Bob is provoked
Sarah: bob?
Corey: John is proked
Corey: Jim is provoked
Corey: Len the plumber is provoked
Corey: PORNO SCEEN MACRO SPLASH SPECIAL ULTRA ATTACK!
Corey: Tons of flashes, epileptic to the core
Corey: we're goofy
Sarah: GAME OVER
Sarah: Corey has been defeated by the Sarah. Loses Magical blue balls.
Corey: lol
Corey: did we just dnd cyber?
Sarah: omg this chatlog is SO going in my livejournal
Sarah: panthers
Sarah: armadillos
Corey: omg i want a armadillo hat
Corey: I WILL HAVE ONE!
Sarah: fucking armored rats, man
Sarah: they're so gross
Sarah: and I think these are different than the ones you have there
Corey: dude we can have RAT ARMOR
Corey: We'll kill 100's and make a suit of armadillo armor
Sarah: god suddenly I pictured myself playing Baldurs Gate...
Corey: and sell it as art
Corey: LOL
Corey: Armadillo Mail
Sarah: it's tough shit, dude.
Corey: +6 def to....predators
Corey: +10 mobility
Corey: +1 to odd
Sarah: so we'll go for it soon as you figure out A) how to trap them without getting rabies and b) how to skin em
Corey: Dude
Corey: gimme a bow
Corey: I'll go collect
Corey: Razor broad arrows to the soft neck
Sarah: or we can search for fresh roadkill, they're bumper bait here
Corey: Bleed em and catch em later
Corey: no.
Corey: This must be collected in quest like fashion
Sarah: lol
Sarah: ok
Corey: We're gonna grind those armadillos!
Sarah: I will just walk behind you playing the soundtrack.
Corey: You can scream heal
Corey: when a pack of em attack me
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: OH SHIT HEAL II
Sarah: run up and slap a bandaid on your ass
Corey: RES!
Corey: RES!
Corey: HEAL!
Corey: Sarah Runs Away!
Sarah: it's ok
Corey: GAME OVER
Sarah: you'll just revive in the house and we'll rest up and go again
Corey: Exactly
Corey: Spawn timer ftw
Sarah: so long as you set the save point at the door
Corey: You have one installed?
Corey: Sweet I thought only inns and dark caves before bosses had those
Sarah: of course! what kind of hillbilly do you think I am?
Corey: WAIT A MINUTE
Corey: ARE YOU A BOSS?
Sarah: yes
Sarah: and there's only one way to conquer me
Corey: Encounter: Wild Sarah
Corey: Wild Sarah Uses "Me so Honrwry"!
Corey: Corey is provoked
Sarah: Corey - PARALYSIS
Corey: Bob is provoked
Sarah: bob?
Corey: John is proked
Corey: Jim is provoked
Corey: Len the plumber is provoked
Corey: PORNO SCEEN MACRO SPLASH SPECIAL ULTRA ATTACK!
Corey: Tons of flashes, epileptic to the core
Corey: we're goofy
Sarah: GAME OVER
Sarah: Corey has been defeated by the Sarah. Loses Magical blue balls.
Corey: lol
Corey: did we just dnd cyber?
Sarah: omg this chatlog is SO going in my livejournal