[fic] Secret Santa for kimimeemaya333
Title: Santa's Little Helper
Length: 1,600~ words
Pairings: Jaeho
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cross-dressing, smut, unbeta'd
Genre: Smut, fluff, comedy?
A/N: Secret Santa gift for kimimeemaya333 :]
I hope you like it even though it’s filled with cross-dressing and a failed attempt at crack humor. :/ First full-blown smut by me, so stand that FAIL as well. It started as something and ended as something else… haha that’s all I know! Concrit please! I hope you had a really great Christmas!
Summary: Attempted prompt: A topping smecksy Jae and a slapped-hard-on-the-ass Yunho by a not-so random elf.
Santa’s Little Helper
Only a single light remains on in the eastern section of the Dong Bang household. All was quiet, the light obviously being used to do work. Business? Who gives a damn. It’s 2 AM on Christmas Eve and only U-know Yunho would attempt such a crime. He crept silently down the hall, putting his second crime into action. The soft lighting of the family room reveals his prize, milk and chocolate chip cookies~ He made a point of bypassing the kitchen, complete with stocked refrigerator. ‘Why take out more when there are already perfectly good ones by the couch?’
The leader then proceeds to FREAK when he hears rustling behind the family’s Christmas tree. Snatching up the plate of cookies as if to protect them, he bends down to glance underneath the tree only to be met with a pair of not-so-evil green booties with jingle bells on the curled ends.
‘You’ve gotta be kidding me’ Yunho thinks a little more out loud then he would have liked. The rustling increases in a frenzy as he only stuffs his face faster with cookies in amazement. He takes a step back as if frightened when he comes face to face with Jaejoong dressed as an elf. Caught in the act, he looks like a (rein)deer in the headlights.
“Um… whaat?” Yunho can’t comprehend why he just can’t put out the presents like any good umma without getting dressed up.
Jaejoong lets out a sigh in relief, thankful that it’s only Yunho.
“Well,” Jae throws his hands around like the answer is obvious, “someone’s got to put out the presents,” Yunho continues to be dumbfounded “What if they were to see me Yunho-ah? CHRISTMAS. WOULD. BE. RUINED.”
Yunho is inwardly amused at Jae’s belief that their three dongsaengs still believe in Santa Claus. Yunho’s mouth gapes at how bazaar the whole thing is, releasing cookie crumbs onto the nice carpet.
“YAH!” Jae points and flails at the mess.
He comes near while Yunho still eyes him suspiciously, slowly returning to munching on the remaining cookies.
“Those are for Santa!” as Jae grabs the plate and places it back on the coffee table.
“Bhut I am Swanta!” Yunho attempts, face engorged with the chocolaty goodness.
Yunho takes his time admiring Jae’s body in this rare state illuminated from behind by the multi-colored Christmas tree lights. But the uniqueness wasn’t from the lighting but more from the unusual attire. He had obviously forced his broad chest into a full-blown red and green elf costume, most likely meant for a 13-year-old girl. ‘That was the last time they ever go to the Halloween blow-out sale‘ is only the first of many things to cross the leader’s mind. The next thing being ‘Geez, that outfit is an epic FAIL at properly covering his abs and high thighs’. The last being ‘since when did it get so hot in here? Isn’t it supposed to be winter?’
He settles on voicing, “And what are you supposed to be? An elf?”
“Actually,” Jae eyes Yunho’s body, much to unclad for winter, “more like… Santa’s little helper,” Jae shoots the greasiest stare he can muster. First at Yunho’s slight bulge and then to his wide eyes.
Yunho remains in the same spot as Jae saunters towards him, held back from cuming in his pants at the sight only by the humor of the jingling bells that follow his every step.
The leader gets an idea of where this is headed so quickly swallows whatever was left in his mouth and proceeds to unknowingly lick his lips sensually.
“Turn around,” Jae demands, becomes determined.
When Yunho doesn’t move an inch, Jae takes the liberty of doing it for him. Yunho is then met face-to-face with the couch cushion and before he can even say ‘Rudolph’s nose is rosy red’ he lets out a yelp of pain as he receives the worst spank he’s ever had!
“What the hell was that for? Please don’t tell me we’re going that route again?” the victim perks up and exclaims.
“Well you’ve been naughty!”
“Have not! What did-“
“OWWW!!!” the victim wails again.
“Number one: eating Santa’s cookies, number two: making a mess on my carpet and number three: EYEING ME UP!”
Yunho’s mind races ‘Hmm those all were good reasons. Maybe say that you were just testing the cookies for Santa? That there have been dirtier things on the carpet before? Maybe that his beauty made him oblivious to the crumbs on the carpet? Yeah that’s it, sooth the beast, err… tiny elf.’ He prepares his best bedroom voice to free him from this spanking predicament.
“But baby, you deserve to be eyed up, and I’ve been doing it all day. Come on babe it’s Christmas,” he follows with a pout.
Jaejoong small hands pull the leader back up to face him and caress his back and arms, purring a little ‘Aww baby’ along the way. Score is now tied Yunho-1, Elf-1.
Yunho sees this as his opportunity to take him by surprise with a kiss, a hand warily traveling over the thin fabric. Jae smiles into the kiss all too pleased. Little does the leader know that seduction had been the elf’s plan all along. The tables suddenly turn as Jae pushes the other onto the couch and pushes into him with a gripping kiss. A set of lips greedily pulls at the other. The separations between their open mouthed kisses spread so far apart that they become nonexistent. The sugary sets of lips and tongues rubbing together endlessly. Yunho’s hands rush mindlessly around the band of supple exposed skin between his boyfriend’s top and skirt. Damn he loved when he brought the fierceness. Even now clad in a ridiculous costume it turned Yunho on just as much if not more. More dirty thoughts and possibilities than normal flooded his arousal.
Jae secures one hand behind Yunho’s neck while the other grazes over his clothed stomach, inching down with every stroke. He quickly eliminates the nightshirt from the other an immediately sprawls his hands on the skim firmly. Yunho answers the motion with a series of kisses down his upper chest, just above the dangling zipper. The fabric stretches to unzip only notches at a time, painfully slow. He gives into temptation, unzipping the constricting top lightning fast with pleasure, feasting his eyes on a top-less Jae.
Ravishing of each other’s mouths continues until Jae had the sense to retrieve lube before he becomes too far-gone. Lube in almost every room of the Dong Bang house is a necessity that they realized long ago. Yunho takes the liberty of shedding his pajama pants and stretching out comfortably on the couch. He feels his cheeks flush when Jae tosses the bottle in and out of his hand with his eyes focused on him the entire time. Jae finally loses the last shoe as he walks heavily to the couch. Two sets of hands reach to remove the last piece of clothing on either of them. Discarding the obnoxious skirt like they’ve never even seen it before in their lives.
Jaejoong gingerly situates himself overtop of the man waiting not so patiently. The bottom whimpers at the skin on skin contact occurring at their lower halves. Yunho grips at Jae’s lower back unable to take it any slower. The thoroughly heated house working in their favor, sweat already surfaces from every pore that they touch. He grinds up in response only to be rejected by his lover sitting upright.
“Shhh baby, relax,” Jae coos with a smirk. The neglected one can only whimper as a response.
He expertly uncaps the lube, and continues putting the final phase of his plan into action. He’s able to stretch his boyfriend dangerously fast and cover his cock with the substance. He seals the deal with a final playful smack on the younger one’s ass. Yunho can only inch his hips forward in anticipation until he is finally filled. Yunho lets out a few deep breathes before holding it in as his inner muscles are pushed and pulled.
The pace can only increase while they attempt to maintain a rhythm. The fierce pumping of blood through their veins doesn’t allow for them to stay grounded. Limbs search for a position to heighten their sensations. Trembling hands grab weakly at slicked skin. Open mouths and tongues meet messily, unable to find another rhythm in midst of the pounding. They start struggling to keep it under control. Their bliss filled brains unable to send the proper signals to their bodies to keep going, that they’re almost at the peak. Jae lifts up his head to see the panting mess beneath him. Determined to satisfy him, he focuses on the spot deep inside his lover that will make it a reality. Loud moans come from Yunho between every thrust. Jae bites his lip hard to try and control the shakes beating through his body. Hot seed spills from each man; Yunho’s spotting his tensing stomach.
The dream doesn’t end there as Jae promptly pulls out and licks his lover’s stomach clean. Yunho can only brush Jae’s sweat soaked bangs out of his face appreciatively. Kisses filled of sex and chocolate are exchanged until sleep comes naturally in each other’s arms.
Jaejoong never did finish putting out the presents that night. As expected the next morning, three ‘children’ advanced to the living room to find their naked bandmates along with an… elf costume?
“AHHHH MY EYES!” Junsu manages before becoming distracted by the remaining chocolate chip cookies along with Changmin.
Yoochun giggles mischievously and rips a bow off of it’s original present and humorously sticks it loosely to Jae’s head. He snaps a picture of the sleeping couple that will surely become treasured from that Christmas.
fin
Length: 1,600~ words
Pairings: Jaeho
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cross-dressing, smut, unbeta'd
Genre: Smut, fluff, comedy?
A/N: Secret Santa gift for kimimeemaya333 :]
I hope you like it even though it’s filled with cross-dressing and a failed attempt at crack humor. :/ First full-blown smut by me, so stand that FAIL as well. It started as something and ended as something else… haha that’s all I know! Concrit please! I hope you had a really great Christmas!
Summary: Attempted prompt: A topping smecksy Jae and a slapped-hard-on-the-ass Yunho by a not-so random elf.
Santa’s Little Helper
Only a single light remains on in the eastern section of the Dong Bang household. All was quiet, the light obviously being used to do work. Business? Who gives a damn. It’s 2 AM on Christmas Eve and only U-know Yunho would attempt such a crime. He crept silently down the hall, putting his second crime into action. The soft lighting of the family room reveals his prize, milk and chocolate chip cookies~ He made a point of bypassing the kitchen, complete with stocked refrigerator. ‘Why take out more when there are already perfectly good ones by the couch?’
The leader then proceeds to FREAK when he hears rustling behind the family’s Christmas tree. Snatching up the plate of cookies as if to protect them, he bends down to glance underneath the tree only to be met with a pair of not-so-evil green booties with jingle bells on the curled ends.
‘You’ve gotta be kidding me’ Yunho thinks a little more out loud then he would have liked. The rustling increases in a frenzy as he only stuffs his face faster with cookies in amazement. He takes a step back as if frightened when he comes face to face with Jaejoong dressed as an elf. Caught in the act, he looks like a (rein)deer in the headlights.
“Um… whaat?” Yunho can’t comprehend why he just can’t put out the presents like any good umma without getting dressed up.
Jaejoong lets out a sigh in relief, thankful that it’s only Yunho.
“Well,” Jae throws his hands around like the answer is obvious, “someone’s got to put out the presents,” Yunho continues to be dumbfounded “What if they were to see me Yunho-ah? CHRISTMAS. WOULD. BE. RUINED.”
Yunho is inwardly amused at Jae’s belief that their three dongsaengs still believe in Santa Claus. Yunho’s mouth gapes at how bazaar the whole thing is, releasing cookie crumbs onto the nice carpet.
“YAH!” Jae points and flails at the mess.
He comes near while Yunho still eyes him suspiciously, slowly returning to munching on the remaining cookies.
“Those are for Santa!” as Jae grabs the plate and places it back on the coffee table.
“Bhut I am Swanta!” Yunho attempts, face engorged with the chocolaty goodness.
Yunho takes his time admiring Jae’s body in this rare state illuminated from behind by the multi-colored Christmas tree lights. But the uniqueness wasn’t from the lighting but more from the unusual attire. He had obviously forced his broad chest into a full-blown red and green elf costume, most likely meant for a 13-year-old girl. ‘That was the last time they ever go to the Halloween blow-out sale‘ is only the first of many things to cross the leader’s mind. The next thing being ‘Geez, that outfit is an epic FAIL at properly covering his abs and high thighs’. The last being ‘since when did it get so hot in here? Isn’t it supposed to be winter?’
He settles on voicing, “And what are you supposed to be? An elf?”
“Actually,” Jae eyes Yunho’s body, much to unclad for winter, “more like… Santa’s little helper,” Jae shoots the greasiest stare he can muster. First at Yunho’s slight bulge and then to his wide eyes.
Yunho remains in the same spot as Jae saunters towards him, held back from cuming in his pants at the sight only by the humor of the jingling bells that follow his every step.
The leader gets an idea of where this is headed so quickly swallows whatever was left in his mouth and proceeds to unknowingly lick his lips sensually.
“Turn around,” Jae demands, becomes determined.
When Yunho doesn’t move an inch, Jae takes the liberty of doing it for him. Yunho is then met face-to-face with the couch cushion and before he can even say ‘Rudolph’s nose is rosy red’ he lets out a yelp of pain as he receives the worst spank he’s ever had!
“What the hell was that for? Please don’t tell me we’re going that route again?” the victim perks up and exclaims.
“Well you’ve been naughty!”
“Have not! What did-“
“OWWW!!!” the victim wails again.
“Number one: eating Santa’s cookies, number two: making a mess on my carpet and number three: EYEING ME UP!”
Yunho’s mind races ‘Hmm those all were good reasons. Maybe say that you were just testing the cookies for Santa? That there have been dirtier things on the carpet before? Maybe that his beauty made him oblivious to the crumbs on the carpet? Yeah that’s it, sooth the beast, err… tiny elf.’ He prepares his best bedroom voice to free him from this spanking predicament.
“But baby, you deserve to be eyed up, and I’ve been doing it all day. Come on babe it’s Christmas,” he follows with a pout.
Jaejoong small hands pull the leader back up to face him and caress his back and arms, purring a little ‘Aww baby’ along the way. Score is now tied Yunho-1, Elf-1.
Yunho sees this as his opportunity to take him by surprise with a kiss, a hand warily traveling over the thin fabric. Jae smiles into the kiss all too pleased. Little does the leader know that seduction had been the elf’s plan all along. The tables suddenly turn as Jae pushes the other onto the couch and pushes into him with a gripping kiss. A set of lips greedily pulls at the other. The separations between their open mouthed kisses spread so far apart that they become nonexistent. The sugary sets of lips and tongues rubbing together endlessly. Yunho’s hands rush mindlessly around the band of supple exposed skin between his boyfriend’s top and skirt. Damn he loved when he brought the fierceness. Even now clad in a ridiculous costume it turned Yunho on just as much if not more. More dirty thoughts and possibilities than normal flooded his arousal.
Jae secures one hand behind Yunho’s neck while the other grazes over his clothed stomach, inching down with every stroke. He quickly eliminates the nightshirt from the other an immediately sprawls his hands on the skim firmly. Yunho answers the motion with a series of kisses down his upper chest, just above the dangling zipper. The fabric stretches to unzip only notches at a time, painfully slow. He gives into temptation, unzipping the constricting top lightning fast with pleasure, feasting his eyes on a top-less Jae.
Ravishing of each other’s mouths continues until Jae had the sense to retrieve lube before he becomes too far-gone. Lube in almost every room of the Dong Bang house is a necessity that they realized long ago. Yunho takes the liberty of shedding his pajama pants and stretching out comfortably on the couch. He feels his cheeks flush when Jae tosses the bottle in and out of his hand with his eyes focused on him the entire time. Jae finally loses the last shoe as he walks heavily to the couch. Two sets of hands reach to remove the last piece of clothing on either of them. Discarding the obnoxious skirt like they’ve never even seen it before in their lives.
Jaejoong gingerly situates himself overtop of the man waiting not so patiently. The bottom whimpers at the skin on skin contact occurring at their lower halves. Yunho grips at Jae’s lower back unable to take it any slower. The thoroughly heated house working in their favor, sweat already surfaces from every pore that they touch. He grinds up in response only to be rejected by his lover sitting upright.
“Shhh baby, relax,” Jae coos with a smirk. The neglected one can only whimper as a response.
He expertly uncaps the lube, and continues putting the final phase of his plan into action. He’s able to stretch his boyfriend dangerously fast and cover his cock with the substance. He seals the deal with a final playful smack on the younger one’s ass. Yunho can only inch his hips forward in anticipation until he is finally filled. Yunho lets out a few deep breathes before holding it in as his inner muscles are pushed and pulled.
The pace can only increase while they attempt to maintain a rhythm. The fierce pumping of blood through their veins doesn’t allow for them to stay grounded. Limbs search for a position to heighten their sensations. Trembling hands grab weakly at slicked skin. Open mouths and tongues meet messily, unable to find another rhythm in midst of the pounding. They start struggling to keep it under control. Their bliss filled brains unable to send the proper signals to their bodies to keep going, that they’re almost at the peak. Jae lifts up his head to see the panting mess beneath him. Determined to satisfy him, he focuses on the spot deep inside his lover that will make it a reality. Loud moans come from Yunho between every thrust. Jae bites his lip hard to try and control the shakes beating through his body. Hot seed spills from each man; Yunho’s spotting his tensing stomach.
The dream doesn’t end there as Jae promptly pulls out and licks his lover’s stomach clean. Yunho can only brush Jae’s sweat soaked bangs out of his face appreciatively. Kisses filled of sex and chocolate are exchanged until sleep comes naturally in each other’s arms.
Jaejoong never did finish putting out the presents that night. As expected the next morning, three ‘children’ advanced to the living room to find their naked bandmates along with an… elf costume?
“AHHHH MY EYES!” Junsu manages before becoming distracted by the remaining chocolate chip cookies along with Changmin.
Yoochun giggles mischievously and rips a bow off of it’s original present and humorously sticks it loosely to Jae’s head. He snaps a picture of the sleeping couple that will surely become treasured from that Christmas.
fin