Jun 07, 2008 19:56
dear weather,
why do you have to be so cruel? seriously, it is only june and today it felt like august. what the hell is going on. fix yourself now.
thanks,
lisa
facebook,
stop distracting me and sucking out my soul. the only thing you offer me anymore is a way to stay in touch with (or bother) people I don't normally see on a daily (or monthly) basis.
lisa
dear annika sorenstam,
when I heard that you are retiring at the end of this season I nearly cried. please do not do this. just because you want to start a family doesn't mean you have to quit the tour. you have the most amazing swing I have ever seen and watching you inspires me tournament after tournament. I am kind of in love with you and your amazing golf skills.
love,
lisa
dear brian eno,
thank you thank you thank you for producing the new coldplay album. I'm glad to hear real music coming from them for a change
thanks again,
lisa
parents,
stop getting on my nerves and leave me alone.
thanks,
lisa
boys,
stop messing with me. I'm leaving soon and the last thing I need is any of your drama or confusion.
lisa