Fic List!
I decided I should probably make one of these, although pretty much everything is tagged and/or listed in my memories. Here goes!
Supernatural RPF:
The Incredibly Low Expectations of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki:
Characters: Jensen, Jared
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,049
Warnings: Spoilers for 2.04, 2.17, 2.22, and 3.16.
Disclaimer: Actually, some of this really happened. But not all of it. I was inspired by events that happened IRL! :)
Synopsis: Jensen and Jared don't expect things to turn out the way they do.
Life and Death:
Characters: Jensen (sort of), Jared, Sandy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Death, angst, and a minor spoiler/quote from season 3 finale.
Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will. And, uh...obviously, none of them are dead. Pure fic.
Synopsis: Jared copes as well as he can.
Guitar Hero:
Characters: Jared and Jensen. And the dogs.
Rating: PG-13 for F-bombs? I dunno. It's pretty innocent. :P
Word Count: 2,092
Warnings: Cuteness? Dunno if it counts as a spoiler, but includes the mention of a prank Jared said was played on him and Jensen during the filming of a S4 episode.
Disclaimer: I'm just a silly fan who writes fiction. Don't know or own them.
Synopsis: Jensen is Jared's guitar hero. And basically just his hero in general. Trust me, it's pretty much pure cheese.
Guitar Hero II:
Characters: Jared, Jensen, and Steve. And Harley. :P
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 898
Warnings: Jared's kind of angsty. And jealous. TBH, when I wrote this, jealous!Jared kind of made me giggle a little. Even though he's angsty.
Disclaimer: I only know that this really happened because the voices in my head told me that it did.
Synopsis: Jared is jealous that Jensen has a guitar hero of his own.
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock:
Characters: Jared, Jensen, and the dogs.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,263
Warnings: ...I don't think this one needs any.
Disclaimer: If this was really happening, I'd be far too busy stalking the boys' house in Vancouver with my digital camera to sit down and write all of this. And, yes, I'm totally stealing video game titles, even if they don't completely fit the story.
Synopsis: Jensen The Guitar Hero saves the day. What a cheesy summary.
Guitar Hero World Tour:
Characters: Jared and Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,386
Warnings: Cuteness :P
Disclaimer: Definitely don't know them at all. Totally made this up!
Synopsis: Jared and Jensen are BFF. Yes, that's my synopsis, lol.
Supernatural RPS:
Forty-Three Days:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 70,806, broken up into 9 chapters.
Warnings: Spoilers for 3.16 and first half of season 4, and lots and lots of angst.
Disclaimer: I don't know or own any of these people, and this is clearly just a product of my cracked-out brain. And some of sucuri's, because she helped me with it.
Synopsis: The stress of filming the last four episodes of season 3 have caught up with Jensen, who blames his hallucinations on Dean's emotional roller coaster and his own lack of sleep. But a short break between the season finale and the shooting of his new movie fails to improve his mental state. He abandons the movie and becomes a recluse in Vancouver, fearing for his own sanity. Once he realizes that the hallucinations are real, and there's more than just his sanity at stake, Jensen contacts Jared, who may be the only person able to understand what Jensen's going through. Jared arrives in Vancouver just in time to save Jensen's life, but the danger threatening Jensen remains. Their lives become a race against time, and the show has brought them more than they'd bargained for. Jared has to keep Jensen alive for 43 days. Can they make it?
Extras:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:8,091
Warnings: Some angst, but mostly silliness and sex. Spoilers for episodes 4.04, 4.08, 4.09, and 4.10.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I wish.
Synopsis/Notes: Throughout the actual story, I took the guys through filming the episodes of season four, throwing in little things about the episodes as sort of mile markers. These four snippets are for the episodes I didn't cover. The first one is the only one that should actually take place during the actual story, and, in my head, fits in between the first and second scenes in the ninth chapter. The others come after the original story. You don't necessarily have to have read the full story to understand these. Especially not the one for 4.08. That one's just plain silly and fun. But, if you'd like to read it, you can check out the master post here.
New Sensation:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17, because Jensen can't have a birthday without me writing porn.
Word Count: 1,398
Warnings: Schmoop. :)
Disclaimer: Oh, I wish!
Synopsis: It's Jensen's birthday, which of course means porn and a proposal. Logic!
Notes: This is totally part of the Forty-Three Days 'verse in my head. And I'm working on other little follow-ups to that, because it just won't die.
Hung:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,022
Warnings: angry!Jensen and a teensy bit of angst, I guess? Not much.
Disclaimer: This clearly didn't happen, because Jared clearly isn't this ridiculous.
Synopsis: Jensen is hung, and Jared just can't let that go.
Premiere:
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 364
Warnings: ...None that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Oh, this totally happened. ...And then I woke up.
Synopsis: Jensen comes home to Vancouver after going to his movie premiere in LA.
No Place Like Home:
Title: No Place Like Home
Characters/Pairing: Jared, Jensen, Sam, Dean, eventual J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,216
Warnings: Uhh, I guess I'll just say spoilers up until 4.10? Violence, angst, hurt!Jared.
Disclaimer: I don't even know what's happening in this story, so it's certainly not real, lol.
Synopsis: When Jared wakes up injured in an abandoned building, he has no memory of how he got there. Help shows up in the form of Sam and Dean Winchester. They help him find a way back home, where he's reunited with Jensen, only to find that nothing is as it seems.
Schmoop Comment Fic 1:
J2: Jared expresses his gay love for Jensen by baking him a penis shaped cake. Jensen isn't impressed, but eats the cake anyway.
Schmoop Comment Fics 2 & 3:
Jared gets shin splints from running too often and the doctor tells him to stay in bed, Jensen helps with the boredom.
Jared finally convinces Jensen to grow his hair out.
Of Shirts and Tables
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,276
Warnings: Smexin'?
Disclaimer: Don't own them, and this never happened...I don't think.
Synopsis: Jensen wears his Jason Manns shirt to LA con. Sex happens.
Love Comment Fic:
J2 date @ burger king (or other fast food hamburger place).
Baby & Vacation Comment Fic:
jared finds out that *jensen* is the one thagt's really baby crazy. maybe jensen had just been keeping quiet about it, but jared comes to realize it's something jen really wants.
J2 On a Safari in Africa
Jensen tried to veto cold places, but Jared wanted to see the sled dogs in Alaska. Bonus points if they avoid Wasilla like there's a plague there
Disneyland, Jared won't take off his Mickey Mouse ears. Even when they're NOT in the park.
Viewfinder:
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 091. Birthday.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,438
Rating: G
Warnings: It's cheesy as hell.
Summary: Jensen is a geek, and Jared knows exactly what to get him for his birthday.
Disclaimer: Yes, Jensen really is a geek. Yes, Jared really did buy him a director's viewfinder for his birthday. And, yes, they're extremely close. I don't see the problem here. ...Okay, fine, this is still fiction.
Author's Notes: Jensen refers to himself as a technology geek, and it makes me laugh. So, I wrote this. Because the idea of him being the annoying geek on set makes me laugh, too, even though it's a bit sad. Also, the love between these two when they mention this gift on the Day In The Life thing on the Season 1 DVDs? Priceless.
Scented Memories:
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 036. Smell.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,844
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Smelly!Jared and schmoop. :P
Summary: Jared smells like dog, and Jensen hates it until he doesn't.
Disclaimer: It's all trufax. Except for the parts where it's not.
Author's Notes: Apparently I like writing about when these two first met/fell in love. And the dogs. And the title kind of bugs me, but it's all I can come up with right now...
Casa Mañana
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 028. Children.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,192
Rating: G
Warnings: ...Don't think it needs any.
Summary: Alan Ackles does not have a favorite child. But he knows when one child needs him more than the others.
Disclaimer: I make shit up, it's what I do.
Author's Notes: I think I've taken schmoop pills with all the schmoop I've been writing lately. It's sort of ridiculous. ...And there's more on the way.
Cut
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 030. Death.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 761
Rating: PG
Warnings: It's sad and a little angsty.
Summary: Jensen and Jared deal with losing Kim.
Disclaimer: Don't even know them.
Author's Notes: I honestly feel kind of weird posting this. I know I post RPS stuff all the time, but this is kinda different, and...I'm just not sure about it, even though I wrote it. But, no harm meant, and it is still just fiction. RIP Kim Manners. ♥
Through the Fog
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 031. Sunrise.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,616
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn on top of a mountain?
Summary: Jensen sort of kidnaps Jared as they're leaving set; turns out he has plans that involve the sun and orgasms.
Disclaimer: I don't think I need one of these. It's pretty ridiculous. I honestly don't even think it's that good, lol.
Author's Notes: So, I kind of wanted them to watch the sunrise together, and I tried to research places in Vancouver where they could do that. It didn't go all that well, but I found this picture and thought it was awesome, so I wanted to put them there. I really don't even know if this fic makes sense, but that's why it's fiction, right? And then it wasn't going to be porny, but I was apparently in that mood, and I actually had to stop myself from adding more porn. Yeah, there was kind of an "alternate ending" in my head that was...um...messy. *cough* Anyway...
Title: Logan's Letters
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 027. Parents.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,091
Rating: R
Warnings: Just the schmoopiness that seems to have infected me. And paper cuts.
Summary: Jared brings Jensen the mail in bed. They read a letter from Logan together and talk about having kids of their own.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Author's Notes: You should probably check out this interview first. If you haven't already. :)
Tricks and Trials
Title: Tricks and Trials
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 014. Green.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 11,182
Rating: R
Warnings: Recurring deaths, which of course leads to angst.
Summary: While filming Mystery Spot, Jared becomes a victim of the Trickster, and the script suddenly applies to real life. There’s a lesson to be learned, here. Jared just needs to figure out what that lesson is.
Disclaimer: Fiction: an imaginative creation or a pretense that does not represent actuality but has been invented.
Author's Notes: For some reason, I keep coming up with ideas where crap that happens on the show actually happens to J2. I’m sure it’s getting old, but…I wrote this, anyway. I kind of thought No Place Like Home was my answer to Jensen going through Supernatural crap in Forty-Three Days, and I did kind of like throwing Jared into a situation where he ended up meeting Sam and Dean and the conflicts between their personalities. But I somehow thought this up for this prompt, and I think this is more of Jared’s parallel story to Forty-Three Days. Maybe. Or I’m just on crack. :P
Title: Love In Spades
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 050. Spade.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,264
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: I don’t think I need warnings for boys who clean and dance together on Saturday nights. XD
Summary: Jared finds that even cleaning with a man on a Saturday night can be ridiculously romantic.
Disclaimer: If I knew these people, and this actually happened, I’d be begging for the video.
Author's Notes: I was wondering what to do for this prompt, and just thinking of the word, I couldn’t get this song out of my head. And then I somehow saw this whole thing play out in my head. And I kind of put myself into a trance writing it, with the song playing over and over in the background.
Title: Size Matters
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 004. Insides.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 807
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing?
Summary: It’s times like this when Jared realizes that Jensen makes him feel small, and that that’s a good thing.
Disclaimer: I’ll just say what I said before: If I knew these people, and this actually happened, I’d be begging for the video.
Author's Notes: It’s really hard to title porn.
Title: Summer Days
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 007. Days.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 972
Rating: R
Warnings: Horny!Jared and annoyed!Jensen. :P
Summary: Jared gets a hold of Jensen’s episodes of Days Of Our Lives, and he just won’t let it go.
Disclaimer: I just made this up for the lols.
Author's Notes: So…I got really bored, and I actually watched all the clips that Jared watches in this fic. And I absolutely could not resist writing this. Oh, Eric Brady. XD
Title: Can’t Touch This
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 038. Touch.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,973
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: It’s bondage-y? And kind of hardcore.
Summary: Jensen pays Jared back for the “free space” comment at Asylum.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don’t even know them, and this is total fiction. And I don’t even know if it’s good. Ferrealz, this might suck. And I apologize in advance, if it does! Never really done one like this before. So feel free to yay or boo.
Author's Notes: Some references for this fic? You definitely need to see this video! It kind of explains everything. Also, various Tweets from the con said Jared likes to be called “baby.” And various reports mention Jared saying it freaks him out when he gets tied up (literally) on the show. You can find more info here.
Title: Roleplay
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 068. Lightening.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,971
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: There's knife porn. Since when do I write knife porn?? But it's safe.
Summary: Jensen gets off on Jared being dressed like Clay Miller (Friday the 13th - no real spoilers). Jared brings Clay Miller home.
Disclaimer: Don't know them, don't own them, and this never happened.
Author's Notes: macbyrne posted pics of Jared from Friday the 13th, and after discussing how hot he was in those tight ass jeans and that tight ass shirt, with a knife sheath and boots, it was decided that there needed to be fic. So, uh...I wrote this. 3,971 words of just porn. I am a dirty, dirty bitch. :P
Title: Red Light
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 011. Red.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,676
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Reckless driving?
Summary: Jared wants to do something exciting on his and Jensen's day off. So Jensen gives him roadhead.
Disclaimer: It's all trufax. *nod* ...Except it isn't.
Author's Notes: *points* macbyrne put me up to this again! Sort of. I mentioned roadhead in the last fic, said that should be written, too, and then she gave me a plot bunny and told me to do it, and since I clearly can't say no... :P
Title: Lyin' Eyes
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 040. Sight.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 5,318
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fighting and schmoop.
Summary: Jensen has the Lasik surgery done behind Jared's back. A huge bitchfight ensues until Jason Manns steps in at Asylum 3. ...Clearly, I'm on crack.
Disclaimer: This is so not real in any way, shape or form.
Author's Notes: I had this vague idea for J2 to have this fight over Jensen having the surgery done for the sight prompt. It's been a bitch to write, and wouldn't come out right for the longest time. I'm still not really sure it has, and I think it might be too dramatic/cheesy, but here it is! I also don't really think anything was wrong between J2 at the Asylum con, and I have nothing against the girls, or anybody else mentioned in the fic. Everything mentioned here is strictly for fic purposes! And for some rason, I Just couldn't resist the last scene. :P
Title: Emergency Room
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 024. Family
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 838
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: hurt!Jensen and angsty!Jared, but not for long.
Summary: Jeffrey Padalecki gets a shock when Jensen is brought into the hospital, a panicked Jared following behind him.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, don’t even know if this is the type of work Jeff does, but thought it was a neat idea. :P
Author's Notes: I haven’t decided what’s supposed to have happened to Jensen here, but just wanted to write up a little fic for this idea, because I thought it was an interesting situation. Maybe I’ll add more to it at some point.
Title: Coming Home
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 022. Enemies
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 29,073
Rating: NC-17 to start, but mostly R.
Warnings: Violence, angst, character death, and the one hardcore smex scene that I just had to throw in at the beginning.
Summary: The best way for me to summarize this is to just say that it's a J2 version of All Dogs Go To Heaven, but with humans instead of dogs, gay sex, less singing, some cursing, and just a tad more violence, considering the movie is pretty damn dark for an animated kids' movie.
Disclaimer: This is a shameless ripoff of an animated kids' movie made in 1989 with a squeeing fangirl's perfect cast. In other words, I am a loser. :P
Author's Notes: This idea randomly came to me one night, so I took it and ran with it. It made me ridiculously happy, even though it's sad (like the movie), and this is the end result. I don't usually write AU's, or anything like this, but I had so much fun with this Jensen, it was ridiculous. As if I didn't love the man enough already.
Title: Fixed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 072. Fixed.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 870
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ...I don’t think I need any.
Summary: Jensen and Jared drop Icarus off to be fixed.
Disclaimer: I’m just an obsessed fangirl. That is all.
Author's Notes: I couldn’t watch this video and not write some fic about J2 and Icarus. I’ll probably write more little snippets about them, because it’s just too cute.
Title: YouTube
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 077. What?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,690
Rating: R
Warnings: Language?
Summary: Jared attempts to post home videos of Jensen on YouTube.
Disclaimer: I don’t even know them!
Author's Notes: Half of this fic was written by tigerstriped86 as a sequel to the fic I mentioned here, and was then passed on to me to finish it up and title it. This is the result. Hope it turned out okay! :)
Title: Breakfast In Bed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 056. Breakfast.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,940
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smex!
Summary: Jensen surprises Jared with breakfast in bed for his birthday.
Disclaimer: They totally did this this morning. You know they did. Or not. But probably.
Author's Notes: Apparently, Jared's birthday can't pass without me writing smut, either.
Title: Rockstar
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 046. Star.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,014
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing. And then schmoop.
Summary: Jensen is on a performance high after being on stage at Dante’s. Which totally means he gets super horny and wants to jump Jared’s bones.
Disclaimer: I’ll believe it if you will.
Author's Notes: I just love the idea of super excited and horny Jensen. Also, there was an interview somewhere where Jared mentioned how he drives back and forth to Vancouver with his dogs and stays in crappy little motels, so I decided to use that, figuring Jensen was stopping in Portland on his way back to Vancouver, so Jared would maybe try to drive through around the same time. I’d link it, but I’m too lazy to find the link right now. But I will link to vids: one, two, three, four.The man is just too damn adorable. ♥
Title: Dante’s
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 049. Club.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 706
Rating: G
Warnings: Cheesiness…
Summary: Chris has to admit that he’s surprised when Jensen actually comes up on stage to sing with him. He’ll have to remember to thank Jared later.
Disclaimer: Yep, Christian Kane told me all of this. *nod* Or, you know. I could’ve just been daydreaming.
Author's Notes: I had to write something about the concert at Dante’s, and I figured it would be good to do something nice from Chris’ point of view, since I sort of felt bad picking up the old cliché of making him the bad guy in Coming Home. :P
Title: S'mores
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 041. Shapes.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 997
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop to the max.
Summary: Jensen and Jared go camping in their backyard.
Disclaimer: I don't even know them!
Author's Notes: This is supposed to be the boys getting all schmoopy and going on a mini vacation in their backyard, since they don't get any real days off during filming. Also, I use a totally made-up word in this that theoryoferin came up with, because I was whining to her about how there's no word for what it is you're doing when you're looking for shapes in clouds. "Cloudgazing" was a runner-up. And if you'd like to, for fun, comment with any word you can come up with to describe it. :)
Title: I Fought The Law
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 063. Summer.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 22,324
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language and hardcore smexing, both het and slash.
Summary: Jensen Ackles feels trapped in Richardson, Texas, living according to others' expectations and doing his best to abide by the law. He longs for more excitement in his life, and turns to tracking down outlaws, earning himself a badge and a good reputation. But the men he captures seem more alive than he could ever be, and when the infamous Jared makes himself known in Richardson, Jensen makes a decision that changes his life forever.
Disclaimer: Not only do I not even know them, but this is an AU...clearly not trufax.
Author's Notes: tishawyman wanted a historical AU. Jensen's character is based slightly on Burton Alvord. You gotta love Google. And I kind of love Christian Kane.
Title: Whiteout
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 067. Snow.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 790
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Tomfoolery.
Summary: Icarus blends in with the snow. :P
Disclaimer: I made it up.
Author's Notes: Still working on that pesky western, but it's slow going, due to RL happenings (though I do sort of have an overall plan mapped out). RL also has me way behind on fic reading, but I'm trying to catch up! In the meantime, I had this random idea and decided to write up this little fic, just for kicks. Also, I'm pretending Harley and Sadie went on a little doggie vacation for this fic, because I couldn't decide how to fit them in. Enjoy! :)
Title: Satisfaction
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 085. She.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,388
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A (sort of) threesome. And Jensen being a possessive bastard.
Summary: I don't know how to summarize this. Um. Jared/Genevieve. Pissed off, jealous, possessive!Jensen. Jensen agrees to a threesome just to stake his claim on Jared. Jensen really is a possessive bastard.
Disclaimer: I'm not even sure where this thought came from, so don't look at me.
Author's Notes: This is for the Possessive is the word! challenge over at topjensen_dean. I was going to submit the western for that, but it's not quite ready yet. I know, I know, it should be. I'm a lazy bitch. But, uh...at least I have this?
Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 005. Outsides.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 5,995
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lots of man smex. And language. Schmoopy cuddles.
Summary: There are reasons why Jared is the way he is on the outside. He doesn't keep many secrets, but he can be a lot more insecure than most people realize. Bad memories and a long week of work are bringing him down. He needs Jensen to lift him back up.
Disclaimer: I make shit up.
Author's Notes: dugindeep and I were discussing how difficult it is to picture/write insecure!Jared. So, I decided to try it. And, of course, make it very porny. It kind of got longer than I thought it would. But, what the hell? Sex makes everything better. Words to live by. *nods* Also, the school memory thing? I have no idea what grades he and Jeff would be in. At all. I just improvised. And made shit up. Because that's what I do.
Title: Bad Moon Rising
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 045. Moon.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,355
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Eh, not much going on here. The rating obviously means there's some sort of sex involved. Enjoy!
Summary: Jared gets a little obsessed over this video. Jensen gets annoyed. Things get complicated. Can Jared and Jensen survive the effects of viral videos??
Disclaimer: Honestly? I kind of hope parts of this happened, because I think it'd be hilarious. But, sadly, I have no proof.
Author's Notes: I was looking at the fanfic100 table and trying to figure out which prompt to use for my insecure Jared fic, and I considered the "moon" one for a minute, but ended up not using it. I briefly wondered what I could write for that prompt, and somehow came up with this.
Title: Pink Satin
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 084. He.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,180
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drugs, panties, and man sex. Pfft, warnings? Sounds like a party to me!
Summary: Dean mentioned something in 5x04 that Jensen decides to use in the bedroom. Jared approves.
Author's Notes: In my head, the, uh...article of clothing involved is something along these lines.
Title: Satan's Sister
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 001. Beginnings.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 9,358
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, angst, gore, mentions of sexual violence.
Summary: A recurring monster on the show turns out to be very real when it kidnaps Jared after he leaves set late one night. He's certain that he won't survive long enough for anyone to find him.
Author's Notes: This is for the spook_me challenge! Chosen monster and prompts are in bold. I managed to finish it, and I'm posting it early, so it might suck. Now I can focus on all the other shit I have to write!
Title: Wash Me Clean
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 051. Water.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,199
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just smex. And schmoop.
Summary: Jensen needs to relax after a day of grueling fight scenes. Which of course means J2 in a bathtub.
Author's Notes: I wanted to fic more this weekend, but this was all I managed. So...enjoy?
Title: Moments
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 021. Friends.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 798
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop.
Summary: J2 get all domestic and discuss when they knew they had feelings for each other.
Author's Notes: At first I didn't like how this turned out. But now I'm posting it anyway. Oh, and it's based on the beginning of this video.
Title: Venice
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 080. Why?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 301
Rating: R
Warnings: None!
Summary: Jared wonders why Jensen mentioned his text message in an interview.
Author's Notes: This is quite obviously based on the text Jensen read to the interviewer for Venice magazine. Couldn't resist. :P
Title: Sticks & Stones
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 071. Broken.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 205
Rating: PG
Warnings: Totes don't need any.
Summary: Jensen wants Jared to stop breaking things.
Author's Notes: So, we all know Jared broke his left hand first season and right wrist (?) second season right? Good. This is set after the second incident, second season.
Title: Oreos
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 002. Middles.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 201
Rating: R
Warnings: pissy!Jensen and annoyed!Jared? :P
Summary: Jared ruins Jensen's Oreos.
Author's Notes: I...have no idea. It's silly. There's a sequel to this I'm about to post, too. I think I've lost my mind.
Title: Halloween Oreos (Sequel to Oreos)
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 012. Orange.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 444
Rating: R
Warnings: Language?
Summary: Jared tries to make up for ruining Jensen's Oreos. And fails. Sort of.
Author's Notes: I don't even know. Just...something about this made me laugh. I don't know why.
Title: Back In Black
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 023. Lovers.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,029
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn. Lots.
Summary: Jared auctions his shirt off at ChiCon and ends up in just his black V-neck. It drives Jensen crazy. Insert smex back at their hotel room here.
Author's Notes: dugindeep showed me this picture, and told me to write porn. So, I did. Completely ignoring my NaNo that I'm waaaaay behind on, hahaha. But it was worth it. I think.
Title: Reading Jensen
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 026. Teammates.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,265
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for 5x04 (obviously).
Summary: Jared comes back from LA to find Jensen completely burnt out after filming his scenes for 5x04. Jensen is grumpy. Jared cuddles him.
Author's Notes: Came up with this after watching videos from the con this past weekend. Wrote it while tired, so it may not make sense. Thinking of writing a separate one from Jensen's POV, but we'll see. :P
Title: Priceless
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 035. Sixth Sense.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,007
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smexing!
Summary: Jared thanks Jensen for helping him auction off his watch at the Chicago convention. Porn happens.
Author's Notes: Based on this! :)
Title: Sympathy For The Devil
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 019. White.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,998
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sort-of-smex and schmoop! Spoilers for 5x04
Summary: Jensen's POV of the events in Reading Jensen and after.
Author's Notes: I thought this was kind of crap, and wasn't sure where to go with it, but dugindeep said it was all good, so I slapped our default ending on it and decided to post it. Here it is!
Title: A Very Padackles Thanksgiving
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 093. Thanksgiving.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,260
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None!
Summary: It's a Padackles Thanksgiving! :D
Author's Notes: Because boys + football + turkey + cuddling = happiness.
Title: Floorboards
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 037. Sound.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,636
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex?
Summary: Jared's a noisy, bossy bottom, and Jensen kind of really likes it. Basically PWP.
Author's Notes: So, a while ago, this happened in this post. I had an assignment, and this is what I did with it! I'm terribly afraid that it sucks, but here goes! ( This also happened in this post, and I had to use it somewhere. XD) And, yeah, the title? Guess I'm just not that creative. :P
Title: Meeting Jensen
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 089. Work.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 792
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Self love? XD
Summary: Jared meets Jensen for the first time, and can't control his body's reaction.
Author's Notes: Based on the first pic in this post.
Title: There's Always Tomorrow
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 092. Christmas.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 21,284
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Some sex and language.
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a rich CEO whose lack of purpose is catching up to him. The only thing that keeps him sane is the ballet, his eyes always focused on one dancer: Jared Padalecki. He never expects for them to meet, and he never expects Jared to be there for him when his life falls apart. It's on a sidewalk in December that Jensen's life changes forever, taking small steps that could finally lead him to true happiness.
Author's Notes: This all started when I went to see a performance of the Nutcracker 1776 and suddenly thought that there should be fic with ballerina!Jared. Because I think of fic everywhere I go now. And then I decided that Jensen should be ballerina!Jared's fangirl. And it was just kind of a joke for this stupid little snippet. But then it actually became a serious thing, and there was more background, and the story just grew like it had a mind of its own. And also decided to be a Christmas story. Seriously, none of this was planned. It just happened. And dugindeep was there to witness, edit, and contribute to it. This really would've gone nowhere if she wasn't helping me with it. She also hooked me up with a banner and icons! Best wifey ever! ♥ ILU! I owe you big time!
Title: I Tried My Imagination, But I Was Disturbed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 033. Too Much.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,979
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crackiness? And BJs.
Summary: Jared wants to have some fun in the seedy bathroom of a bar.
Author's Notes: I don't want to give too much away, but dugindeep and I had this conversation not too long ago and basically talked out this whole fic. It was so cracky and fun, and we absolutely had to write it. So, last night, while I was supposed to be writing other things (the list never gets any shorter, I swear), I got sidetracked by Jensen's meatsword and ended up writing this instead. dugindeep looked it over, and here it is! And if you get the lyric references in the title, cut text, and the fic, you are awesome.
Title: When the Clock Strikes Twelve
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 095. New Year.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 907
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jensen spends New Year's with the Padaleckis.
Author's Notes: Timestamp for There's Always Tomorrow! :)
Title: Forty Years
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 010. Years.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,131
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Some angst and some smex.
Summary: Filming that scene in Heaven and Hell is difficult for both Jared and Jensen after what they've survived together.
Author's Notes: Timestamp for Forty-Three Days. I just thought of this recently (mostly after watching this video again), and I couldn't decide where to put it at first, but now I think it'll go before the Heaven and Hell scene in the Forty-Three Days extras. Seems to make a little more sense that way. Or I've just screwed everything up. :P
Title: Hurry Up and Wait
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 006. Hours.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,065
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex!
Summary: Jared knows what he wants. Jensen does what he's told.
Author's Notes: For maerhys, for her prompt of bossy!bottom!Jared in my help_haiti thread. I hope this works for you! ♥
Title: Two Weeks
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 008. Weeks.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,110
Rating: PG
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jensen thinks babysitting Logan for a couple of weeks will be fun. Jared reluctantly agrees.
Author's Notes: For enablelove, for her prompt of J2 babysitting Logan in my help_haiti thread. Hope you enjoy! ♥
Title: Family Life
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 087. Life.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,855
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: A hectic work schedule and three kids can make life a little stressful. But Jared wouldn't have it any other way.
Author's Notes: For nothingscripted, for her prompt of J2 with a houseful of kids and their bedtime routine in my help_haiti thread. Given the donation, I tried to make this longer and make it more of a full day in their lives, so...hope it fits with what you wanted! ♥
Title: Step Up
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 079. When?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,166
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, fighting, and smexing? I think that covers it.
Summary: Jensen can't stand seeing Jared's face any more than he has to, for reasons he can never say out loud.
Author's Notes: For labrat68, for her prompt of angry sex in my help_haiti thread. I hope this is what you were looking for! Also, thanks to itskaylie for helping and contributing to the argument in the beginning. XD
Title: Guardian
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 086. Choices
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 10,488
Rating: R
Warnings: Angst and touchy subject matter (fic spoilers)
Summary: Not many angels are Guardians, and not many humans have Guardians. It takes a special bond to create one.
Author's Notes: Here (fic spoilers). Also, I jumped the gun and didn't have this beta'd at all, so any mistakes are mine.
Title: Could I Be You
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 025. Strangers.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 8,883
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smex, some crack, and slight angst.
Summary: Jensen didn't really think that a childish wish on a coin would change much for him, but feeling invisible left him open to doing childish things. When his wish came true, he thought that he could be happy. A string of wishes gone wrong (including his own) told him otherwise.
Author's Notes: AU done for blisfulievil, whose help_haiti request was for succubus!Jensen. I twisted it around a bit, and this is what came out of it (and 4x08: Wishful Thinking, which I ripped off shamelessly). God knows I love putting these guys in Supernatural situations. It does crack out a bit (mostly towards the end, lols), and I have to thank itskaylie and dugindeep for help with the wishes gone wrong. Hope you enjoy! :)
Title: Stronger
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 078. Where?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,155
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing.
Summary: Jared manhandles Jensen like it's nothing while filming a scene for 5x22. Jensen's kind of insulted.
Author's Notes: dugindeep and I talked about this in comments not too long ago. This was my best attempt at making it happen. Happy birthday, bb! :)
Title: The Sweet Taste of Fake Blood
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 039. Taste.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 768
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jared suffers through filming the end of 5x22 with Jensen's barely recognizable face.
Author's Notes: I don't even know, I just had a bunch of fic ideas when 5x22 happened, and I have at least one more on the way, lol.
Title: Fachay
Fandom: RPF
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki / Jensen/Danneel
Prompt: blubrrymffin929: While filming 5.22 Jared has to pretend to hit Jensen for the scene at the cemetery but one hit goes a bit awry and Jared really does hit Jensen...hard.
Word Count: 1,752
Rating: R
Warnings: Meh, just language.
Summary: See prompt!
Author's Notes: 5x22 fic #3! lol. The Hurt/Comfort Meme has been around for a while, but RL kept me from really getting to it until now.
Title: No Rest for the Wicked
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki / Jensen/Misha, J2, implied J2/Misha
Prompt: 042. Triangle.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,841
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex. Threesome, sort of?
Summary: Trying to sleep while Jensen and Misha are in the same bed is pretty damn impossible.
Author's Notes: I don't know what happened. I've been in a ginormous writing slump, and then...there was this. Hopefully I'm getting my groove back?
Title: Try
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 088. School
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 31,127
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, angst, some violence, underage sexual content (Jared's 17)
Summary: Jensen Ackles came to Waterville High as the new kid, favored among the staff for his father’s rich and famous reputation. Jared Padalecki was working hard to make himself known in Waterville’s drama program, Jensen’s arrival a sudden threat to his success. Jensen was Jared’s enemy until he tried, forcing Jared to look beyond what others saw. The months that followed made their senior year an experience they would never forget.
Author's Notes: Written for spn_j2_bigbang. Art by narcotic_doll.
Title: You're Like Perfection
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 081. How?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,167
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn!
Summary: Soccer and soccer shorts turn Jensen and Jared on, respectively. "Perfect" is up for debate.
Author's Notes: Quite obviously inspired by the amazing shirtless soccer pics hi, Jensen, get on me ( this one might be my favorite).
Title: Full Circle
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 044. Circle.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,349
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop, maybe? Spoilers for 6x04 in fic and links.
Summary: Jensen directs, Jared supports.
Author's Notes: Because of this post and this video. And somewhat related to this, or the idea behind it. :)
Title: An Unexpected Turn of Events
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 076. Who?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,400
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Stomach virus = puking. But it's not like it's in technicolor, or anything.
Summary: Jared gets sick on set. Someone unexpected takes care of him.
Author's Notes: Because I've wanted a buddy fic like this since Chicago con, lol.
Supernatural Fic:
Movies:
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: PG
Word Count: 791
Warnings: Starts with quotes from episode 4.04, and spoilers for the latest Indiana Jones movie. :P
Disclaimer: Yeah, they're already fictional characters, so I don't think I need one of these.
Synopsis: Sam goes to the movies.
Hellfire Memories:
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Dean, Castiel, Alastair, Sam (pre-Dean/Castiel?)
Word Count: 2,235
Warnings: Spoilers up to 4.14, some angst, violence...
Disclaimer: I totally don't own these characters. This is just something I'd like to see!
Synopsis: Dean remembers Castiel pulling him out of Hell.
Other Fics
There are also old fics that I haven't tagged, because I kind of doubt their quality, but, if you'd like to check them out, they are in my memories. It's mostly BSB stuff in there and one random LOTR fic that I never finished. Feel free to poke around!
Supernatural RPF:
The Incredibly Low Expectations of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki:
Characters: Jensen, Jared
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,049
Warnings: Spoilers for 2.04, 2.17, 2.22, and 3.16.
Disclaimer: Actually, some of this really happened. But not all of it. I was inspired by events that happened IRL! :)
Synopsis: Jensen and Jared don't expect things to turn out the way they do.
Life and Death:
Characters: Jensen (sort of), Jared, Sandy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Death, angst, and a minor spoiler/quote from season 3 finale.
Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will. And, uh...obviously, none of them are dead. Pure fic.
Synopsis: Jared copes as well as he can.
Guitar Hero:
Characters: Jared and Jensen. And the dogs.
Rating: PG-13 for F-bombs? I dunno. It's pretty innocent. :P
Word Count: 2,092
Warnings: Cuteness? Dunno if it counts as a spoiler, but includes the mention of a prank Jared said was played on him and Jensen during the filming of a S4 episode.
Disclaimer: I'm just a silly fan who writes fiction. Don't know or own them.
Synopsis: Jensen is Jared's guitar hero. And basically just his hero in general. Trust me, it's pretty much pure cheese.
Guitar Hero II:
Characters: Jared, Jensen, and Steve. And Harley. :P
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 898
Warnings: Jared's kind of angsty. And jealous. TBH, when I wrote this, jealous!Jared kind of made me giggle a little. Even though he's angsty.
Disclaimer: I only know that this really happened because the voices in my head told me that it did.
Synopsis: Jared is jealous that Jensen has a guitar hero of his own.
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock:
Characters: Jared, Jensen, and the dogs.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,263
Warnings: ...I don't think this one needs any.
Disclaimer: If this was really happening, I'd be far too busy stalking the boys' house in Vancouver with my digital camera to sit down and write all of this. And, yes, I'm totally stealing video game titles, even if they don't completely fit the story.
Synopsis: Jensen The Guitar Hero saves the day. What a cheesy summary.
Guitar Hero World Tour:
Characters: Jared and Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,386
Warnings: Cuteness :P
Disclaimer: Definitely don't know them at all. Totally made this up!
Synopsis: Jared and Jensen are BFF. Yes, that's my synopsis, lol.
Supernatural RPS:
Forty-Three Days:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 70,806, broken up into 9 chapters.
Warnings: Spoilers for 3.16 and first half of season 4, and lots and lots of angst.
Disclaimer: I don't know or own any of these people, and this is clearly just a product of my cracked-out brain. And some of sucuri's, because she helped me with it.
Synopsis: The stress of filming the last four episodes of season 3 have caught up with Jensen, who blames his hallucinations on Dean's emotional roller coaster and his own lack of sleep. But a short break between the season finale and the shooting of his new movie fails to improve his mental state. He abandons the movie and becomes a recluse in Vancouver, fearing for his own sanity. Once he realizes that the hallucinations are real, and there's more than just his sanity at stake, Jensen contacts Jared, who may be the only person able to understand what Jensen's going through. Jared arrives in Vancouver just in time to save Jensen's life, but the danger threatening Jensen remains. Their lives become a race against time, and the show has brought them more than they'd bargained for. Jared has to keep Jensen alive for 43 days. Can they make it?
Extras:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:8,091
Warnings: Some angst, but mostly silliness and sex. Spoilers for episodes 4.04, 4.08, 4.09, and 4.10.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I wish.
Synopsis/Notes: Throughout the actual story, I took the guys through filming the episodes of season four, throwing in little things about the episodes as sort of mile markers. These four snippets are for the episodes I didn't cover. The first one is the only one that should actually take place during the actual story, and, in my head, fits in between the first and second scenes in the ninth chapter. The others come after the original story. You don't necessarily have to have read the full story to understand these. Especially not the one for 4.08. That one's just plain silly and fun. But, if you'd like to read it, you can check out the master post here.
New Sensation:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17, because Jensen can't have a birthday without me writing porn.
Word Count: 1,398
Warnings: Schmoop. :)
Disclaimer: Oh, I wish!
Synopsis: It's Jensen's birthday, which of course means porn and a proposal. Logic!
Notes: This is totally part of the Forty-Three Days 'verse in my head. And I'm working on other little follow-ups to that, because it just won't die.
Hung:
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,022
Warnings: angry!Jensen and a teensy bit of angst, I guess? Not much.
Disclaimer: This clearly didn't happen, because Jared clearly isn't this ridiculous.
Synopsis: Jensen is hung, and Jared just can't let that go.
Premiere:
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 364
Warnings: ...None that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Oh, this totally happened. ...And then I woke up.
Synopsis: Jensen comes home to Vancouver after going to his movie premiere in LA.
No Place Like Home:
Title: No Place Like Home
Characters/Pairing: Jared, Jensen, Sam, Dean, eventual J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,216
Warnings: Uhh, I guess I'll just say spoilers up until 4.10? Violence, angst, hurt!Jared.
Disclaimer: I don't even know what's happening in this story, so it's certainly not real, lol.
Synopsis: When Jared wakes up injured in an abandoned building, he has no memory of how he got there. Help shows up in the form of Sam and Dean Winchester. They help him find a way back home, where he's reunited with Jensen, only to find that nothing is as it seems.
Schmoop Comment Fic 1:
J2: Jared expresses his gay love for Jensen by baking him a penis shaped cake. Jensen isn't impressed, but eats the cake anyway.
Schmoop Comment Fics 2 & 3:
Jared gets shin splints from running too often and the doctor tells him to stay in bed, Jensen helps with the boredom.
Jared finally convinces Jensen to grow his hair out.
Of Shirts and Tables
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,276
Warnings: Smexin'?
Disclaimer: Don't own them, and this never happened...I don't think.
Synopsis: Jensen wears his Jason Manns shirt to LA con. Sex happens.
Love Comment Fic:
J2 date @ burger king (or other fast food hamburger place).
Baby & Vacation Comment Fic:
jared finds out that *jensen* is the one thagt's really baby crazy. maybe jensen had just been keeping quiet about it, but jared comes to realize it's something jen really wants.
J2 On a Safari in Africa
Jensen tried to veto cold places, but Jared wanted to see the sled dogs in Alaska. Bonus points if they avoid Wasilla like there's a plague there
Disneyland, Jared won't take off his Mickey Mouse ears. Even when they're NOT in the park.
Viewfinder:
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 091. Birthday.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,438
Rating: G
Warnings: It's cheesy as hell.
Summary: Jensen is a geek, and Jared knows exactly what to get him for his birthday.
Disclaimer: Yes, Jensen really is a geek. Yes, Jared really did buy him a director's viewfinder for his birthday. And, yes, they're extremely close. I don't see the problem here. ...Okay, fine, this is still fiction.
Author's Notes: Jensen refers to himself as a technology geek, and it makes me laugh. So, I wrote this. Because the idea of him being the annoying geek on set makes me laugh, too, even though it's a bit sad. Also, the love between these two when they mention this gift on the Day In The Life thing on the Season 1 DVDs? Priceless.
Scented Memories:
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 036. Smell.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,844
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Smelly!Jared and schmoop. :P
Summary: Jared smells like dog, and Jensen hates it until he doesn't.
Disclaimer: It's all trufax. Except for the parts where it's not.
Author's Notes: Apparently I like writing about when these two first met/fell in love. And the dogs. And the title kind of bugs me, but it's all I can come up with right now...
Casa Mañana
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 028. Children.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,192
Rating: G
Warnings: ...Don't think it needs any.
Summary: Alan Ackles does not have a favorite child. But he knows when one child needs him more than the others.
Disclaimer: I make shit up, it's what I do.
Author's Notes: I think I've taken schmoop pills with all the schmoop I've been writing lately. It's sort of ridiculous. ...And there's more on the way.
Cut
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 030. Death.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 761
Rating: PG
Warnings: It's sad and a little angsty.
Summary: Jensen and Jared deal with losing Kim.
Disclaimer: Don't even know them.
Author's Notes: I honestly feel kind of weird posting this. I know I post RPS stuff all the time, but this is kinda different, and...I'm just not sure about it, even though I wrote it. But, no harm meant, and it is still just fiction. RIP Kim Manners. ♥
Through the Fog
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 031. Sunrise.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,616
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn on top of a mountain?
Summary: Jensen sort of kidnaps Jared as they're leaving set; turns out he has plans that involve the sun and orgasms.
Disclaimer: I don't think I need one of these. It's pretty ridiculous. I honestly don't even think it's that good, lol.
Author's Notes: So, I kind of wanted them to watch the sunrise together, and I tried to research places in Vancouver where they could do that. It didn't go all that well, but I found this picture and thought it was awesome, so I wanted to put them there. I really don't even know if this fic makes sense, but that's why it's fiction, right? And then it wasn't going to be porny, but I was apparently in that mood, and I actually had to stop myself from adding more porn. Yeah, there was kind of an "alternate ending" in my head that was...um...messy. *cough* Anyway...
Title: Logan's Letters
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 027. Parents.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,091
Rating: R
Warnings: Just the schmoopiness that seems to have infected me. And paper cuts.
Summary: Jared brings Jensen the mail in bed. They read a letter from Logan together and talk about having kids of their own.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Author's Notes: You should probably check out this interview first. If you haven't already. :)
Tricks and Trials
Title: Tricks and Trials
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 014. Green.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 11,182
Rating: R
Warnings: Recurring deaths, which of course leads to angst.
Summary: While filming Mystery Spot, Jared becomes a victim of the Trickster, and the script suddenly applies to real life. There’s a lesson to be learned, here. Jared just needs to figure out what that lesson is.
Disclaimer: Fiction: an imaginative creation or a pretense that does not represent actuality but has been invented.
Author's Notes: For some reason, I keep coming up with ideas where crap that happens on the show actually happens to J2. I’m sure it’s getting old, but…I wrote this, anyway. I kind of thought No Place Like Home was my answer to Jensen going through Supernatural crap in Forty-Three Days, and I did kind of like throwing Jared into a situation where he ended up meeting Sam and Dean and the conflicts between their personalities. But I somehow thought this up for this prompt, and I think this is more of Jared’s parallel story to Forty-Three Days. Maybe. Or I’m just on crack. :P
Title: Love In Spades
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 050. Spade.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,264
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: I don’t think I need warnings for boys who clean and dance together on Saturday nights. XD
Summary: Jared finds that even cleaning with a man on a Saturday night can be ridiculously romantic.
Disclaimer: If I knew these people, and this actually happened, I’d be begging for the video.
Author's Notes: I was wondering what to do for this prompt, and just thinking of the word, I couldn’t get this song out of my head. And then I somehow saw this whole thing play out in my head. And I kind of put myself into a trance writing it, with the song playing over and over in the background.
Title: Size Matters
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 004. Insides.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 807
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing?
Summary: It’s times like this when Jared realizes that Jensen makes him feel small, and that that’s a good thing.
Disclaimer: I’ll just say what I said before: If I knew these people, and this actually happened, I’d be begging for the video.
Author's Notes: It’s really hard to title porn.
Title: Summer Days
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 007. Days.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 972
Rating: R
Warnings: Horny!Jared and annoyed!Jensen. :P
Summary: Jared gets a hold of Jensen’s episodes of Days Of Our Lives, and he just won’t let it go.
Disclaimer: I just made this up for the lols.
Author's Notes: So…I got really bored, and I actually watched all the clips that Jared watches in this fic. And I absolutely could not resist writing this. Oh, Eric Brady. XD
Title: Can’t Touch This
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 038. Touch.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,973
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: It’s bondage-y? And kind of hardcore.
Summary: Jensen pays Jared back for the “free space” comment at Asylum.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don’t even know them, and this is total fiction. And I don’t even know if it’s good. Ferrealz, this might suck. And I apologize in advance, if it does! Never really done one like this before. So feel free to yay or boo.
Author's Notes: Some references for this fic? You definitely need to see this video! It kind of explains everything. Also, various Tweets from the con said Jared likes to be called “baby.” And various reports mention Jared saying it freaks him out when he gets tied up (literally) on the show. You can find more info here.
Title: Roleplay
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 068. Lightening.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,971
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: There's knife porn. Since when do I write knife porn?? But it's safe.
Summary: Jensen gets off on Jared being dressed like Clay Miller (Friday the 13th - no real spoilers). Jared brings Clay Miller home.
Disclaimer: Don't know them, don't own them, and this never happened.
Author's Notes: macbyrne posted pics of Jared from Friday the 13th, and after discussing how hot he was in those tight ass jeans and that tight ass shirt, with a knife sheath and boots, it was decided that there needed to be fic. So, uh...I wrote this. 3,971 words of just porn. I am a dirty, dirty bitch. :P
Title: Red Light
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 011. Red.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,676
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Reckless driving?
Summary: Jared wants to do something exciting on his and Jensen's day off. So Jensen gives him roadhead.
Disclaimer: It's all trufax. *nod* ...Except it isn't.
Author's Notes: *points* macbyrne put me up to this again! Sort of. I mentioned roadhead in the last fic, said that should be written, too, and then she gave me a plot bunny and told me to do it, and since I clearly can't say no... :P
Title: Lyin' Eyes
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 040. Sight.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 5,318
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fighting and schmoop.
Summary: Jensen has the Lasik surgery done behind Jared's back. A huge bitchfight ensues until Jason Manns steps in at Asylum 3. ...Clearly, I'm on crack.
Disclaimer: This is so not real in any way, shape or form.
Author's Notes: I had this vague idea for J2 to have this fight over Jensen having the surgery done for the sight prompt. It's been a bitch to write, and wouldn't come out right for the longest time. I'm still not really sure it has, and I think it might be too dramatic/cheesy, but here it is! I also don't really think anything was wrong between J2 at the Asylum con, and I have nothing against the girls, or anybody else mentioned in the fic. Everything mentioned here is strictly for fic purposes! And for some rason, I Just couldn't resist the last scene. :P
Title: Emergency Room
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 024. Family
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 838
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: hurt!Jensen and angsty!Jared, but not for long.
Summary: Jeffrey Padalecki gets a shock when Jensen is brought into the hospital, a panicked Jared following behind him.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, don’t even know if this is the type of work Jeff does, but thought it was a neat idea. :P
Author's Notes: I haven’t decided what’s supposed to have happened to Jensen here, but just wanted to write up a little fic for this idea, because I thought it was an interesting situation. Maybe I’ll add more to it at some point.
Title: Coming Home
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 022. Enemies
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 29,073
Rating: NC-17 to start, but mostly R.
Warnings: Violence, angst, character death, and the one hardcore smex scene that I just had to throw in at the beginning.
Summary: The best way for me to summarize this is to just say that it's a J2 version of All Dogs Go To Heaven, but with humans instead of dogs, gay sex, less singing, some cursing, and just a tad more violence, considering the movie is pretty damn dark for an animated kids' movie.
Disclaimer: This is a shameless ripoff of an animated kids' movie made in 1989 with a squeeing fangirl's perfect cast. In other words, I am a loser. :P
Author's Notes: This idea randomly came to me one night, so I took it and ran with it. It made me ridiculously happy, even though it's sad (like the movie), and this is the end result. I don't usually write AU's, or anything like this, but I had so much fun with this Jensen, it was ridiculous. As if I didn't love the man enough already.
Title: Fixed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 072. Fixed.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 870
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ...I don’t think I need any.
Summary: Jensen and Jared drop Icarus off to be fixed.
Disclaimer: I’m just an obsessed fangirl. That is all.
Author's Notes: I couldn’t watch this video and not write some fic about J2 and Icarus. I’ll probably write more little snippets about them, because it’s just too cute.
Title: YouTube
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 077. What?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,690
Rating: R
Warnings: Language?
Summary: Jared attempts to post home videos of Jensen on YouTube.
Disclaimer: I don’t even know them!
Author's Notes: Half of this fic was written by tigerstriped86 as a sequel to the fic I mentioned here, and was then passed on to me to finish it up and title it. This is the result. Hope it turned out okay! :)
Title: Breakfast In Bed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 056. Breakfast.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,940
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smex!
Summary: Jensen surprises Jared with breakfast in bed for his birthday.
Disclaimer: They totally did this this morning. You know they did. Or not. But probably.
Author's Notes: Apparently, Jared's birthday can't pass without me writing smut, either.
Title: Rockstar
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 046. Star.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,014
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing. And then schmoop.
Summary: Jensen is on a performance high after being on stage at Dante’s. Which totally means he gets super horny and wants to jump Jared’s bones.
Disclaimer: I’ll believe it if you will.
Author's Notes: I just love the idea of super excited and horny Jensen. Also, there was an interview somewhere where Jared mentioned how he drives back and forth to Vancouver with his dogs and stays in crappy little motels, so I decided to use that, figuring Jensen was stopping in Portland on his way back to Vancouver, so Jared would maybe try to drive through around the same time. I’d link it, but I’m too lazy to find the link right now. But I will link to vids: one, two, three, four.The man is just too damn adorable. ♥
Title: Dante’s
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 049. Club.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 706
Rating: G
Warnings: Cheesiness…
Summary: Chris has to admit that he’s surprised when Jensen actually comes up on stage to sing with him. He’ll have to remember to thank Jared later.
Disclaimer: Yep, Christian Kane told me all of this. *nod* Or, you know. I could’ve just been daydreaming.
Author's Notes: I had to write something about the concert at Dante’s, and I figured it would be good to do something nice from Chris’ point of view, since I sort of felt bad picking up the old cliché of making him the bad guy in Coming Home. :P
Title: S'mores
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 041. Shapes.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 997
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop to the max.
Summary: Jensen and Jared go camping in their backyard.
Disclaimer: I don't even know them!
Author's Notes: This is supposed to be the boys getting all schmoopy and going on a mini vacation in their backyard, since they don't get any real days off during filming. Also, I use a totally made-up word in this that theoryoferin came up with, because I was whining to her about how there's no word for what it is you're doing when you're looking for shapes in clouds. "Cloudgazing" was a runner-up. And if you'd like to, for fun, comment with any word you can come up with to describe it. :)
Title: I Fought The Law
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 063. Summer.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 22,324
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language and hardcore smexing, both het and slash.
Summary: Jensen Ackles feels trapped in Richardson, Texas, living according to others' expectations and doing his best to abide by the law. He longs for more excitement in his life, and turns to tracking down outlaws, earning himself a badge and a good reputation. But the men he captures seem more alive than he could ever be, and when the infamous Jared makes himself known in Richardson, Jensen makes a decision that changes his life forever.
Disclaimer: Not only do I not even know them, but this is an AU...clearly not trufax.
Author's Notes: tishawyman wanted a historical AU. Jensen's character is based slightly on Burton Alvord. You gotta love Google. And I kind of love Christian Kane.
Title: Whiteout
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 067. Snow.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 790
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Tomfoolery.
Summary: Icarus blends in with the snow. :P
Disclaimer: I made it up.
Author's Notes: Still working on that pesky western, but it's slow going, due to RL happenings (though I do sort of have an overall plan mapped out). RL also has me way behind on fic reading, but I'm trying to catch up! In the meantime, I had this random idea and decided to write up this little fic, just for kicks. Also, I'm pretending Harley and Sadie went on a little doggie vacation for this fic, because I couldn't decide how to fit them in. Enjoy! :)
Title: Satisfaction
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 085. She.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,388
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A (sort of) threesome. And Jensen being a possessive bastard.
Summary: I don't know how to summarize this. Um. Jared/Genevieve. Pissed off, jealous, possessive!Jensen. Jensen agrees to a threesome just to stake his claim on Jared. Jensen really is a possessive bastard.
Disclaimer: I'm not even sure where this thought came from, so don't look at me.
Author's Notes: This is for the Possessive is the word! challenge over at topjensen_dean. I was going to submit the western for that, but it's not quite ready yet. I know, I know, it should be. I'm a lazy bitch. But, uh...at least I have this?
Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 005. Outsides.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 5,995
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lots of man smex. And language. Schmoopy cuddles.
Summary: There are reasons why Jared is the way he is on the outside. He doesn't keep many secrets, but he can be a lot more insecure than most people realize. Bad memories and a long week of work are bringing him down. He needs Jensen to lift him back up.
Disclaimer: I make shit up.
Author's Notes: dugindeep and I were discussing how difficult it is to picture/write insecure!Jared. So, I decided to try it. And, of course, make it very porny. It kind of got longer than I thought it would. But, what the hell? Sex makes everything better. Words to live by. *nods* Also, the school memory thing? I have no idea what grades he and Jeff would be in. At all. I just improvised. And made shit up. Because that's what I do.
Title: Bad Moon Rising
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 045. Moon.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,355
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Eh, not much going on here. The rating obviously means there's some sort of sex involved. Enjoy!
Summary: Jared gets a little obsessed over this video. Jensen gets annoyed. Things get complicated. Can Jared and Jensen survive the effects of viral videos??
Disclaimer: Honestly? I kind of hope parts of this happened, because I think it'd be hilarious. But, sadly, I have no proof.
Author's Notes: I was looking at the fanfic100 table and trying to figure out which prompt to use for my insecure Jared fic, and I considered the "moon" one for a minute, but ended up not using it. I briefly wondered what I could write for that prompt, and somehow came up with this.
Title: Pink Satin
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 084. He.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,180
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drugs, panties, and man sex. Pfft, warnings? Sounds like a party to me!
Summary: Dean mentioned something in 5x04 that Jensen decides to use in the bedroom. Jared approves.
Author's Notes: In my head, the, uh...article of clothing involved is something along these lines.
Title: Satan's Sister
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 001. Beginnings.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 9,358
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, angst, gore, mentions of sexual violence.
Summary: A recurring monster on the show turns out to be very real when it kidnaps Jared after he leaves set late one night. He's certain that he won't survive long enough for anyone to find him.
Author's Notes: This is for the spook_me challenge! Chosen monster and prompts are in bold. I managed to finish it, and I'm posting it early, so it might suck. Now I can focus on all the other shit I have to write!
Title: Wash Me Clean
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 051. Water.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,199
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just smex. And schmoop.
Summary: Jensen needs to relax after a day of grueling fight scenes. Which of course means J2 in a bathtub.
Author's Notes: I wanted to fic more this weekend, but this was all I managed. So...enjoy?
Title: Moments
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 021. Friends.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 798
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop.
Summary: J2 get all domestic and discuss when they knew they had feelings for each other.
Author's Notes: At first I didn't like how this turned out. But now I'm posting it anyway. Oh, and it's based on the beginning of this video.
Title: Venice
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 080. Why?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 301
Rating: R
Warnings: None!
Summary: Jared wonders why Jensen mentioned his text message in an interview.
Author's Notes: This is quite obviously based on the text Jensen read to the interviewer for Venice magazine. Couldn't resist. :P
Title: Sticks & Stones
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 071. Broken.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 205
Rating: PG
Warnings: Totes don't need any.
Summary: Jensen wants Jared to stop breaking things.
Author's Notes: So, we all know Jared broke his left hand first season and right wrist (?) second season right? Good. This is set after the second incident, second season.
Title: Oreos
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 002. Middles.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 201
Rating: R
Warnings: pissy!Jensen and annoyed!Jared? :P
Summary: Jared ruins Jensen's Oreos.
Author's Notes: I...have no idea. It's silly. There's a sequel to this I'm about to post, too. I think I've lost my mind.
Title: Halloween Oreos (Sequel to Oreos)
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 012. Orange.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 444
Rating: R
Warnings: Language?
Summary: Jared tries to make up for ruining Jensen's Oreos. And fails. Sort of.
Author's Notes: I don't even know. Just...something about this made me laugh. I don't know why.
Title: Back In Black
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 023. Lovers.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,029
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn. Lots.
Summary: Jared auctions his shirt off at ChiCon and ends up in just his black V-neck. It drives Jensen crazy. Insert smex back at their hotel room here.
Author's Notes: dugindeep showed me this picture, and told me to write porn. So, I did. Completely ignoring my NaNo that I'm waaaaay behind on, hahaha. But it was worth it. I think.
Title: Reading Jensen
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 026. Teammates.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,265
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for 5x04 (obviously).
Summary: Jared comes back from LA to find Jensen completely burnt out after filming his scenes for 5x04. Jensen is grumpy. Jared cuddles him.
Author's Notes: Came up with this after watching videos from the con this past weekend. Wrote it while tired, so it may not make sense. Thinking of writing a separate one from Jensen's POV, but we'll see. :P
Title: Priceless
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 035. Sixth Sense.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,007
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smexing!
Summary: Jared thanks Jensen for helping him auction off his watch at the Chicago convention. Porn happens.
Author's Notes: Based on this! :)
Title: Sympathy For The Devil
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 019. White.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,998
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sort-of-smex and schmoop! Spoilers for 5x04
Summary: Jensen's POV of the events in Reading Jensen and after.
Author's Notes: I thought this was kind of crap, and wasn't sure where to go with it, but dugindeep said it was all good, so I slapped our default ending on it and decided to post it. Here it is!
Title: A Very Padackles Thanksgiving
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 093. Thanksgiving.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,260
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None!
Summary: It's a Padackles Thanksgiving! :D
Author's Notes: Because boys + football + turkey + cuddling = happiness.
Title: Floorboards
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 037. Sound.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,636
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex?
Summary: Jared's a noisy, bossy bottom, and Jensen kind of really likes it. Basically PWP.
Author's Notes: So, a while ago, this happened in this post. I had an assignment, and this is what I did with it! I'm terribly afraid that it sucks, but here goes! ( This also happened in this post, and I had to use it somewhere. XD) And, yeah, the title? Guess I'm just not that creative. :P
Title: Meeting Jensen
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 089. Work.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 792
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Self love? XD
Summary: Jared meets Jensen for the first time, and can't control his body's reaction.
Author's Notes: Based on the first pic in this post.
Title: There's Always Tomorrow
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 092. Christmas.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 21,284
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Some sex and language.
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a rich CEO whose lack of purpose is catching up to him. The only thing that keeps him sane is the ballet, his eyes always focused on one dancer: Jared Padalecki. He never expects for them to meet, and he never expects Jared to be there for him when his life falls apart. It's on a sidewalk in December that Jensen's life changes forever, taking small steps that could finally lead him to true happiness.
Author's Notes: This all started when I went to see a performance of the Nutcracker 1776 and suddenly thought that there should be fic with ballerina!Jared. Because I think of fic everywhere I go now. And then I decided that Jensen should be ballerina!Jared's fangirl. And it was just kind of a joke for this stupid little snippet. But then it actually became a serious thing, and there was more background, and the story just grew like it had a mind of its own. And also decided to be a Christmas story. Seriously, none of this was planned. It just happened. And dugindeep was there to witness, edit, and contribute to it. This really would've gone nowhere if she wasn't helping me with it. She also hooked me up with a banner and icons! Best wifey ever! ♥ ILU! I owe you big time!
Title: I Tried My Imagination, But I Was Disturbed
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 033. Too Much.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,979
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crackiness? And BJs.
Summary: Jared wants to have some fun in the seedy bathroom of a bar.
Author's Notes: I don't want to give too much away, but dugindeep and I had this conversation not too long ago and basically talked out this whole fic. It was so cracky and fun, and we absolutely had to write it. So, last night, while I was supposed to be writing other things (the list never gets any shorter, I swear), I got sidetracked by Jensen's meatsword and ended up writing this instead. dugindeep looked it over, and here it is! And if you get the lyric references in the title, cut text, and the fic, you are awesome.
Title: When the Clock Strikes Twelve
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 095. New Year.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 907
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jensen spends New Year's with the Padaleckis.
Author's Notes: Timestamp for There's Always Tomorrow! :)
Title: Forty Years
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 010. Years.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,131
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Some angst and some smex.
Summary: Filming that scene in Heaven and Hell is difficult for both Jared and Jensen after what they've survived together.
Author's Notes: Timestamp for Forty-Three Days. I just thought of this recently (mostly after watching this video again), and I couldn't decide where to put it at first, but now I think it'll go before the Heaven and Hell scene in the Forty-Three Days extras. Seems to make a little more sense that way. Or I've just screwed everything up. :P
Title: Hurry Up and Wait
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 006. Hours.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,065
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex!
Summary: Jared knows what he wants. Jensen does what he's told.
Author's Notes: For maerhys, for her prompt of bossy!bottom!Jared in my help_haiti thread. I hope this works for you! ♥
Title: Two Weeks
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 008. Weeks.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,110
Rating: PG
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jensen thinks babysitting Logan for a couple of weeks will be fun. Jared reluctantly agrees.
Author's Notes: For enablelove, for her prompt of J2 babysitting Logan in my help_haiti thread. Hope you enjoy! ♥
Title: Family Life
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 087. Life.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,855
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: A hectic work schedule and three kids can make life a little stressful. But Jared wouldn't have it any other way.
Author's Notes: For nothingscripted, for her prompt of J2 with a houseful of kids and their bedtime routine in my help_haiti thread. Given the donation, I tried to make this longer and make it more of a full day in their lives, so...hope it fits with what you wanted! ♥
Title: Step Up
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 079. When?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 3,166
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, fighting, and smexing? I think that covers it.
Summary: Jensen can't stand seeing Jared's face any more than he has to, for reasons he can never say out loud.
Author's Notes: For labrat68, for her prompt of angry sex in my help_haiti thread. I hope this is what you were looking for! Also, thanks to itskaylie for helping and contributing to the argument in the beginning. XD
Title: Guardian
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 086. Choices
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 10,488
Rating: R
Warnings: Angst and touchy subject matter (fic spoilers)
Summary: Not many angels are Guardians, and not many humans have Guardians. It takes a special bond to create one.
Author's Notes: Here (fic spoilers). Also, I jumped the gun and didn't have this beta'd at all, so any mistakes are mine.
Title: Could I Be You
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 025. Strangers.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 8,883
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smex, some crack, and slight angst.
Summary: Jensen didn't really think that a childish wish on a coin would change much for him, but feeling invisible left him open to doing childish things. When his wish came true, he thought that he could be happy. A string of wishes gone wrong (including his own) told him otherwise.
Author's Notes: AU done for blisfulievil, whose help_haiti request was for succubus!Jensen. I twisted it around a bit, and this is what came out of it (and 4x08: Wishful Thinking, which I ripped off shamelessly). God knows I love putting these guys in Supernatural situations. It does crack out a bit (mostly towards the end, lols), and I have to thank itskaylie and dugindeep for help with the wishes gone wrong. Hope you enjoy! :)
Title: Stronger
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 078. Where?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,155
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smexing.
Summary: Jared manhandles Jensen like it's nothing while filming a scene for 5x22. Jensen's kind of insulted.
Author's Notes: dugindeep and I talked about this in comments not too long ago. This was my best attempt at making it happen. Happy birthday, bb! :)
Title: The Sweet Taste of Fake Blood
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 039. Taste.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 768
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop!
Summary: Jared suffers through filming the end of 5x22 with Jensen's barely recognizable face.
Author's Notes: I don't even know, I just had a bunch of fic ideas when 5x22 happened, and I have at least one more on the way, lol.
Title: Fachay
Fandom: RPF
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki / Jensen/Danneel
Prompt: blubrrymffin929: While filming 5.22 Jared has to pretend to hit Jensen for the scene at the cemetery but one hit goes a bit awry and Jared really does hit Jensen...hard.
Word Count: 1,752
Rating: R
Warnings: Meh, just language.
Summary: See prompt!
Author's Notes: 5x22 fic #3! lol. The Hurt/Comfort Meme has been around for a while, but RL kept me from really getting to it until now.
Title: No Rest for the Wicked
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki / Jensen/Misha, J2, implied J2/Misha
Prompt: 042. Triangle.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,841
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hardcore smex. Threesome, sort of?
Summary: Trying to sleep while Jensen and Misha are in the same bed is pretty damn impossible.
Author's Notes: I don't know what happened. I've been in a ginormous writing slump, and then...there was this. Hopefully I'm getting my groove back?
Title: Try
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 088. School
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 31,127
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, angst, some violence, underage sexual content (Jared's 17)
Summary: Jensen Ackles came to Waterville High as the new kid, favored among the staff for his father’s rich and famous reputation. Jared Padalecki was working hard to make himself known in Waterville’s drama program, Jensen’s arrival a sudden threat to his success. Jensen was Jared’s enemy until he tried, forcing Jared to look beyond what others saw. The months that followed made their senior year an experience they would never forget.
Author's Notes: Written for spn_j2_bigbang. Art by narcotic_doll.
Title: You're Like Perfection
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 081. How?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,167
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn!
Summary: Soccer and soccer shorts turn Jensen and Jared on, respectively. "Perfect" is up for debate.
Author's Notes: Quite obviously inspired by the amazing shirtless soccer pics hi, Jensen, get on me ( this one might be my favorite).
Title: Full Circle
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 044. Circle.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,349
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Schmoop, maybe? Spoilers for 6x04 in fic and links.
Summary: Jensen directs, Jared supports.
Author's Notes: Because of this post and this video. And somewhat related to this, or the idea behind it. :)
Title: An Unexpected Turn of Events
Fandom: RPS
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 076. Who?
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 1,400
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Stomach virus = puking. But it's not like it's in technicolor, or anything.
Summary: Jared gets sick on set. Someone unexpected takes care of him.
Author's Notes: Because I've wanted a buddy fic like this since Chicago con, lol.
Supernatural Fic:
Movies:
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: PG
Word Count: 791
Warnings: Starts with quotes from episode 4.04, and spoilers for the latest Indiana Jones movie. :P
Disclaimer: Yeah, they're already fictional characters, so I don't think I need one of these.
Synopsis: Sam goes to the movies.
Hellfire Memories:
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Dean, Castiel, Alastair, Sam (pre-Dean/Castiel?)
Word Count: 2,235
Warnings: Spoilers up to 4.14, some angst, violence...
Disclaimer: I totally don't own these characters. This is just something I'd like to see!
Synopsis: Dean remembers Castiel pulling him out of Hell.
Other Fics
There are also old fics that I haven't tagged, because I kind of doubt their quality, but, if you'd like to check them out, they are in my memories. It's mostly BSB stuff in there and one random LOTR fic that I never finished. Feel free to poke around!