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[timeforjam]

[Edward has obtained one (1) chessboard, complete with chess pieces. She's got them set up, and is sitting behind the white pieces. She's made a move, and just waits. She's very obviously second level, and it's rather clear she's silently inviting anyone who wants to play chess with her.

...but be warned, Edward is one hell of a chess player.]

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[vodkadrinksyou]

[Ping'd by chess! He sits down across from Edward and smiles his best derpy smile, which is about as fake as usual. What? It's winter.]

Do you know how to play?~

[He moves one of his pieces. Let the games begin.]

[timeforjam]

[Just kind of smiles.]

Yes, Ed does know how!

[Moves another piece yay.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Oh, good. This'll be fun.

[Pieces are being moved~]

[timeforjam]

Yes yes very fun.

[CONCENTRATIOOOOOON go go chess]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Did you have an entertaining holiday?

[Move move move the chess pieces~]

[timeforjam]

No. It was boring. Except for the laser flashlights, those were fun.

[Her conversation SOUNDS distracted, since she's trying to concentrate on the game]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Laser flashlights? Must have missed that.

[He's not distracted by the conversation. The bigger problem is that his blood is now about 80% proof.]

[timeforjam]

They were fun but the batteries didn't give enough power so they were good for about one lasering and then they were done.

[She can smell the alcohol. She's trying not to wrinkle her nose at it.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Oh. Now I want one. Are there any left?

[Muahahahaha. Not Just as planned.]

[timeforjam]

Dunno. I'll look, though.

[More pieces and DEATH to one of your knights.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Good idea.

[HAVE DEATH TO A BISHOP FOR REVENGE]

[timeforjam]

[OH NOES BISHOP ED WILL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER and take that castle over there since it's right out in the open near her knight.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

[NOOOO! THAT POOR KNIGHT. HE WAS ONE WEEK AWAY FROM RETIREMENT! Have a PAWN ASSAULT!]

[timeforjam]

[AUGH NOOO but now it's time for strategic moving, no death for the moment.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

[La la la strategic moving, too, although it's hard to do when you're floating on vodka cloud 9.]

[timeforjam]

[She's not taking advantage of that, really she's not. Except, she is. A lot. She makes a lot of seemingly silly moves that will come back to bite him in the butt later.]