Three new Patterson. songs I wrote.
The first song is a screamo one.
Up up up into the tree (Sal the sloth)
His toes they number three (sal the sloth)
He likes bacon (do u like bacon?)
He likes makin’
Sloth-like babies!
Sal the sloth, sal the sloth
Bigger than you and me
He rages war with turnips and moths
While you just sip green tea
Down down down from the tree (sal the sloth)
Slothily on into the sea! (sal the sloth)
He bathes daily (do u bathe daily?)
He sings gaily
Sloth-like anthems!
Sal the sloth, sal the sloth
Bigger than you and me
He rages war with turnips and moths
While you just sip green tea
Oh, he’s bigger! (real large!)
Than this life you and I know (life rhymes with strife!)
He’s bigger! (not petite)
Than this silly argument we face each day, only to find that no one ever wins….
For the only winner is…
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
This second one is supposed to be a sort of "touche" to the boligrafo song.
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Dogs
A word I used to live by, boligrafo
All I thought I ever needed to know
It’s been replaced, now which way to go?
Follow me, and through this song I will show…
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Conquistadores
Please take mira one sip at a time
With a squirt of lemon, or even a lime
My two cents worth, times five equals dime
You can use mira to put life back in line.
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Flamingos
Mira! (look in Spanish!)
Mira! (look in Spanish!)
Mira! (not nostril in Spanish!)
Mira! (not orangutan in Spanish!)
I know you fear-a
That’s why there’s mira…
You drink a beer-a
That’s why there’s mira…
Now cry a tear-a…
That’s why there’s mira…
I love you dear-a…
That’s why there’s mira!
Finally, this last one is a Patterson. love song.
Girlfriend, please take me by the hand
And we’ll go to a magical land
Where the trees are strangely tall
On an island lush with waterfalls
As we lie and hug so tightly
As the sun shines down so brightly
Gaze out into the water so blue
Pineapple jellyfish ever swim so true
I’ll take you anywhere
Anywhere you wish
Just always be there (with me)
and the pineapple jellyfish…
We sip wine from a carafe
Eyes lit up…we smile and laugh
Echoes from the ages before
Pineapple jellyfish reach the shore
I’ll take you anywhere
Anywhere you wish
Just always be there (with me)
and the pineapple jellyfish…
A soft kiss on the cheek
It makes my legs feel week
Still you lift me by chance
For now its time to dance
Pineapple jellyfish have come up from the shore!
They raise us up and teach us what for…
They spin us round and round and round…
Never ending flow of their magical sound
And we dance! And we dance!
And we dance! And we dance!
I’ll take you anywhere (And we dance!)
Anywhere you wish (And we dance!)
Just always be there (And we dance!)
With me…and the pineapple jellyfish…
Up up up into the tree (Sal the sloth)
His toes they number three (sal the sloth)
He likes bacon (do u like bacon?)
He likes makin’
Sloth-like babies!
Sal the sloth, sal the sloth
Bigger than you and me
He rages war with turnips and moths
While you just sip green tea
Down down down from the tree (sal the sloth)
Slothily on into the sea! (sal the sloth)
He bathes daily (do u bathe daily?)
He sings gaily
Sloth-like anthems!
Sal the sloth, sal the sloth
Bigger than you and me
He rages war with turnips and moths
While you just sip green tea
Oh, he’s bigger! (real large!)
Than this life you and I know (life rhymes with strife!)
He’s bigger! (not petite)
Than this silly argument we face each day, only to find that no one ever wins….
For the only winner is…
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
Sal the sloth!
This second one is supposed to be a sort of "touche" to the boligrafo song.
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Dogs
A word I used to live by, boligrafo
All I thought I ever needed to know
It’s been replaced, now which way to go?
Follow me, and through this song I will show…
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Conquistadores
Please take mira one sip at a time
With a squirt of lemon, or even a lime
My two cents worth, times five equals dime
You can use mira to put life back in line.
Mira! Mira!
Look in Spanish…
Mira! Mira!
I like Spanish…
Flamingos
Mira! (look in Spanish!)
Mira! (look in Spanish!)
Mira! (not nostril in Spanish!)
Mira! (not orangutan in Spanish!)
I know you fear-a
That’s why there’s mira…
You drink a beer-a
That’s why there’s mira…
Now cry a tear-a…
That’s why there’s mira…
I love you dear-a…
That’s why there’s mira!
Finally, this last one is a Patterson. love song.
Girlfriend, please take me by the hand
And we’ll go to a magical land
Where the trees are strangely tall
On an island lush with waterfalls
As we lie and hug so tightly
As the sun shines down so brightly
Gaze out into the water so blue
Pineapple jellyfish ever swim so true
I’ll take you anywhere
Anywhere you wish
Just always be there (with me)
and the pineapple jellyfish…
We sip wine from a carafe
Eyes lit up…we smile and laugh
Echoes from the ages before
Pineapple jellyfish reach the shore
I’ll take you anywhere
Anywhere you wish
Just always be there (with me)
and the pineapple jellyfish…
A soft kiss on the cheek
It makes my legs feel week
Still you lift me by chance
For now its time to dance
Pineapple jellyfish have come up from the shore!
They raise us up and teach us what for…
They spin us round and round and round…
Never ending flow of their magical sound
And we dance! And we dance!
And we dance! And we dance!
I’ll take you anywhere (And we dance!)
Anywhere you wish (And we dance!)
Just always be there (And we dance!)
With me…and the pineapple jellyfish…