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1. I’d have to say the best and the worst moments of my life were spent with you. I thank you for that. Don’t feel so bad about what happened. I forgive you. And it wasn’t even all your fault in the first place. We both took wrong turns, but what’s meant to be is meant to be. I, too, miss you as a friend. I did and said some terrible things that I never meant. I was confused. I think you may know me even better than I do. I wish you happiness and hope you achieve your dreams. I still love you and will never forget you.
2. What can I say? You like da hotdogs?! You have been one of my closest friends for a long long time now. We lived together for a while and have had our quarrels, but we’re still best of friends. I can tell you everything and not worry about you judging me. You were there for me during one of the roughest times in my life. You know I can’t talk to girls, but you still make me be social. You’ve introduced me to a lot of good music and maybe a few bands I could have done without. (Will they be at Hell Fest? They should be!) Congratulations, you are firmly in position to be one of my best men at my wedding. And I think you should be my brother-in-law.
3. I met you two years ago. Worst two years of my life. You constantly bag me in the testicles with pizza boxes and try to bang my ****. I’ve lived with you for a year so far. You actually keep me sane. Late night chats in the kitchen at 2 when I still have homework to do. Best ever. It’ll be good to see you again. Never forget that I didn’t like you when I first met you. I hate when people call you Michael.
4. You are probably my most despised best friend. You can be extremely frustrating. You have changed a lot over the years, but I still enjoy hanging out with you. You are still hilarious even though you are a frat guy. During my tough times, you provided your own unique advice. You were still my friend when I practically ditched you and all of my friends for half a year or so. Thank you for sticking with me. I’ll keep you in line if you ever make it big. You are the inspiration for about half of my movie ideas. You’re so strange. I’m looking forward to our “Sideways” trip through Napa Valley in about 10 years. I’m Peter Parker and you are Harry Osborne.
5. I can’t believe I hardly hung out with you in High School. You have quickly become one of my best friends in the past 2 years or so. I know I annoy the poo out of you, and for that I’m sorry. Stay strong through the tough times you’re facing currently. I know how it is. It more or less happened to me. But I made it through and I know you will too. You will never beat me in Madden or NCAA. I refuse to go to Wal-Mart with you anymore.
6. I have seen you only about three times in my life, but you have inspired me. You may just be the strongest person I have ever known. The things you have gone through in your life...I couldn’t imagine. Yet you have survived and flourished and have become a simply amazing person. I can’t wait to hang out with you when you come to Indiana. We’ll eat like lumberjacks and play poker. It’ll be great.
7. Shoosh! You tell me to shut up more than anyone else I know. But I thank you for that. I usually need to be told that. Thank you for talking me through the tough times. It’s amazing how serious conversations can become “Midgets Got Wild.” You saw those red jackets and look at you now. That feels neat.
8. At one time in my life I despised you. I wondered how you could do something like that to me. But I have forgiven you. Now when circumstances seem somewhat similar to someone else, I see a side others don’t. I really don’t think you intend to hurt people. Maybe God is just smiting you. Thank you for wanting to see movies as much as I do. I’m sorry for ever being a douche. You are the most sarcastic person I know. Your humor often rivals mine in terrible-ness. We are brothers in that sense. You are still one of my lovers.
9. I was in love with you. I met you at camp. We walked to your cabin from the dance together and talked. It was one of the best nights of my life. You were an amazing person. You wrote me a letter, but I never responded. I don’t know why. Something just bothered me about the letter and the picture you sent. Thank you for beginning my girl troubles. I wish I could see you again, though I know I probably never will.
10. I think you may just be Gwen Stefani. You are one of my best female friends. I love how you first met me when I was wearing my patented red shorts and wife beater. I bet that was a lovely sight. I wish you would get over your ex. All he causes you is pain. Oh and don’t forget to keep your eyes open for Sasquatch! It was good seeing you again yesterday.
11. You are like a sister to me. Perhaps that is because you are my sister. I know you have a rough life, but please don’t ever give up on yourself. I love you very much. And I am trying my hardest to hook you up with Justin. You need to see Batman. You’re a poser with that shirt. Thank you for telling me about how my future son will probably be. I have something to look forward to, even if he is as “different” as you predict. I’ll just let you babysit him all the time.
12. You are an enigma. I’ve known you for a very long time, but I don’t feel like I actually “know” you. We haven’t shared many serious conversations. You’re often very quiet and reserved, but I do enjoy hanging out with you. I’m happy that you are enjoying life.
13. I will miss living with you this year. I think you are a very heartfelt person. You stick to your values and never waver. We had some very meaningful conversations about life. We also had some great BW3's dinners I will miss dearly. I may not like your choice in music, but I do admire your strength in sports video games. Best of luck at your new school.
14. I don’t even know you. In fact, I’m not even sure you are real. I met you in a dream and have fallen in love with you. You make me an extremely corny and cheesy person. I want to go to Norway just because I have the weirdest feeling that I will actually find you. And if I ever do find you I know I will be the happiest person in the world. Wow...I am a loser.
1. I’d have to say the best and the worst moments of my life were spent with you. I thank you for that. Don’t feel so bad about what happened. I forgive you. And it wasn’t even all your fault in the first place. We both took wrong turns, but what’s meant to be is meant to be. I, too, miss you as a friend. I did and said some terrible things that I never meant. I was confused. I think you may know me even better than I do. I wish you happiness and hope you achieve your dreams. I still love you and will never forget you.
2. What can I say? You like da hotdogs?! You have been one of my closest friends for a long long time now. We lived together for a while and have had our quarrels, but we’re still best of friends. I can tell you everything and not worry about you judging me. You were there for me during one of the roughest times in my life. You know I can’t talk to girls, but you still make me be social. You’ve introduced me to a lot of good music and maybe a few bands I could have done without. (Will they be at Hell Fest? They should be!) Congratulations, you are firmly in position to be one of my best men at my wedding. And I think you should be my brother-in-law.
3. I met you two years ago. Worst two years of my life. You constantly bag me in the testicles with pizza boxes and try to bang my ****. I’ve lived with you for a year so far. You actually keep me sane. Late night chats in the kitchen at 2 when I still have homework to do. Best ever. It’ll be good to see you again. Never forget that I didn’t like you when I first met you. I hate when people call you Michael.
4. You are probably my most despised best friend. You can be extremely frustrating. You have changed a lot over the years, but I still enjoy hanging out with you. You are still hilarious even though you are a frat guy. During my tough times, you provided your own unique advice. You were still my friend when I practically ditched you and all of my friends for half a year or so. Thank you for sticking with me. I’ll keep you in line if you ever make it big. You are the inspiration for about half of my movie ideas. You’re so strange. I’m looking forward to our “Sideways” trip through Napa Valley in about 10 years. I’m Peter Parker and you are Harry Osborne.
5. I can’t believe I hardly hung out with you in High School. You have quickly become one of my best friends in the past 2 years or so. I know I annoy the poo out of you, and for that I’m sorry. Stay strong through the tough times you’re facing currently. I know how it is. It more or less happened to me. But I made it through and I know you will too. You will never beat me in Madden or NCAA. I refuse to go to Wal-Mart with you anymore.
6. I have seen you only about three times in my life, but you have inspired me. You may just be the strongest person I have ever known. The things you have gone through in your life...I couldn’t imagine. Yet you have survived and flourished and have become a simply amazing person. I can’t wait to hang out with you when you come to Indiana. We’ll eat like lumberjacks and play poker. It’ll be great.
7. Shoosh! You tell me to shut up more than anyone else I know. But I thank you for that. I usually need to be told that. Thank you for talking me through the tough times. It’s amazing how serious conversations can become “Midgets Got Wild.” You saw those red jackets and look at you now. That feels neat.
8. At one time in my life I despised you. I wondered how you could do something like that to me. But I have forgiven you. Now when circumstances seem somewhat similar to someone else, I see a side others don’t. I really don’t think you intend to hurt people. Maybe God is just smiting you. Thank you for wanting to see movies as much as I do. I’m sorry for ever being a douche. You are the most sarcastic person I know. Your humor often rivals mine in terrible-ness. We are brothers in that sense. You are still one of my lovers.
9. I was in love with you. I met you at camp. We walked to your cabin from the dance together and talked. It was one of the best nights of my life. You were an amazing person. You wrote me a letter, but I never responded. I don’t know why. Something just bothered me about the letter and the picture you sent. Thank you for beginning my girl troubles. I wish I could see you again, though I know I probably never will.
10. I think you may just be Gwen Stefani. You are one of my best female friends. I love how you first met me when I was wearing my patented red shorts and wife beater. I bet that was a lovely sight. I wish you would get over your ex. All he causes you is pain. Oh and don’t forget to keep your eyes open for Sasquatch! It was good seeing you again yesterday.
11. You are like a sister to me. Perhaps that is because you are my sister. I know you have a rough life, but please don’t ever give up on yourself. I love you very much. And I am trying my hardest to hook you up with Justin. You need to see Batman. You’re a poser with that shirt. Thank you for telling me about how my future son will probably be. I have something to look forward to, even if he is as “different” as you predict. I’ll just let you babysit him all the time.
12. You are an enigma. I’ve known you for a very long time, but I don’t feel like I actually “know” you. We haven’t shared many serious conversations. You’re often very quiet and reserved, but I do enjoy hanging out with you. I’m happy that you are enjoying life.
13. I will miss living with you this year. I think you are a very heartfelt person. You stick to your values and never waver. We had some very meaningful conversations about life. We also had some great BW3's dinners I will miss dearly. I may not like your choice in music, but I do admire your strength in sports video games. Best of luck at your new school.
14. I don’t even know you. In fact, I’m not even sure you are real. I met you in a dream and have fallen in love with you. You make me an extremely corny and cheesy person. I want to go to Norway just because I have the weirdest feeling that I will actually find you. And if I ever do find you I know I will be the happiest person in the world. Wow...I am a loser.