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[timediver_mk1]

For those of you out there who require my apologies, you have it.

For those of you who deserve it but don't wish to have it, understandable.

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[vicodincrutch]

For those of you who are about to rock, I salute you.

Really though, I don't think it has sunk in. Does anyone have any chalk and a blackboard?

[timediver_mk1]

If you want chalk and a blackboard, I'll supply it.

[vicodincrutch]

No thanks. I'm trying to quit. Although I was thinking they'd mellow you out.

[timediver_mk1]

[vicodincrutch]

Side effects include sincere statements, clarity and possible forgiveness. Not recommended for repeat offenders or people with chronic lying. Please consult your doctor if you want to use them.

[timediver_mk1]

Well, I assume you are my doctor.

[vicodincrutch]

I'm not sure. You may have chronic lying. It has many symptoms and hides with other disorders, egoism is one of them.

[timediver_mk1]

That's a hearty diagnosis Doctor.

[vicodincrutch]

I'll be more precise with further testing. Rest assured, a cure is out there. It will be a wonder though, is it this life time? The next?

[timediver_mk1]

When you're already dead, how long is a life time?

[vicodincrutch]

Funny enough, it is a standard set by living people. Oh those cheaters. 70 years is the standard.