Gut the bitch so we can suck face already!

[timecake]

OH.MY.EFFING.GOD.IN.HEAVEN.ABOVE!



OH MY SAMMY!
ALL IS FORGIVEN MY SWEET SAMMY!
I'M SO SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU!

BECAUSE IT WAS ALL HER FAULT!
I'M SO FUCKING ASHAMED RIGHT NOW TO HAVE EVER CALLED MYSELF A RUBY FAN!
I CHEERED SO FUCKING HARD WHEN DEAN GUTTED THE BITCH!
ESPECIALLY WHEN SAM HELD HER WHILE DEAN DID IT!

OH SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING WHORE!

AS IS ZACHARIAH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING ANGEL APART FROM CASTIEL AND ANNA!

WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK?!?!
THE ANGELS WANTED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE?!?!?!

DUDE THAT IS THE BIGGEST MIND FUCK IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING MINDS!

AND DEAN'S POSITIVELY BROKEN EXPRESSION WHEN ZACHARIAH WAS ALL "HAI GUESS WHAT?! WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCK CHOO ALL UP ARMAGEDDON STYLE BIATCHES!".

ONE WORD: HEARTBREAKING!

AND JENSEN DESERVES AN OSCAR!

OH MY EFFING GHEE I CAN'T EVEN FORM A COHERENT THOUGHT PROCESS RIGHT NOW!

BUT SAM'S HEARTBROKEN "I'M SORRY" AT THE END?!
MADE ME HOWL!
AND THE CLUTCHING, OH THE CLUTCHING!
ALMOST AS GOOD AS A WINCHESTER BOYS HUG!

OH FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!

angelinmarble GET YOUR FUCKING ASS ONLINE NOW SO I CAN FUCKING SQUEE TO YOU BITCH!

OH FUCK!

OH FUCK!

FOUR FUCKING MONTHS?!
HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO WAIT THAT LONG?!