your future nurses
Theory class:
Sue: .. so if you client tells you that she had a glass of wine and she didn't know she was pregnant, make sure you tell her that it's OKAY. I mean, I had two glasses before I conceived my first child and she's okay..
Me: Can you imagine? 'O god.. what were you thinking?!'
Mo: No no! Better yet, 'O maan.. you're screwed!'
Monica: And then you can be like, 'Better get an abortion and start over.'
Sue: Mainly during the first trimester, you're pretty tired, and your libido goes down. Then during the second, your libido goes back up because you're so relaxed and you may want sex more often. And then in the third, it goes back down and you have to be careful during this period.
Me: Yeah, can't be on the back. Gotta be on top.
Mo: HAHAHA, that's like having sex with a beached whale!! Can you imagine if your guy was scrawny?
Me: HAHAHA, you'd look around and be like.. 'Where'd he go?!'
Sue: .. so if you client tells you that she had a glass of wine and she didn't know she was pregnant, make sure you tell her that it's OKAY. I mean, I had two glasses before I conceived my first child and she's okay..
Me: Can you imagine? 'O god.. what were you thinking?!'
Mo: No no! Better yet, 'O maan.. you're screwed!'
Monica: And then you can be like, 'Better get an abortion and start over.'
Sue: Mainly during the first trimester, you're pretty tired, and your libido goes down. Then during the second, your libido goes back up because you're so relaxed and you may want sex more often. And then in the third, it goes back down and you have to be careful during this period.
Me: Yeah, can't be on the back. Gotta be on top.
Mo: HAHAHA, that's like having sex with a beached whale!! Can you imagine if your guy was scrawny?
Me: HAHAHA, you'd look around and be like.. 'Where'd he go?!'