The treats gained from Saint Valentine's Day serves the greatest purpose I have ever known. My heart feels as if some cruel individual has ripped it from my very being, thrown it onto the ground and stomped on it. To be honest, I was greatly looking forward to this holiday, but I do retract any previous comments I had during that day that were of the positive variety.
... I apologize in advance if I come off as rather lethargic or something of that variety. I am... coping with what has happened recently.