on the edge of reason, and not in the sense of crappy movie exploitation
15 true facts about janelle!
1- i was conceived in the city of sin, Las Vegas!
2- when i had braces in middle school, i had to wear a rubber-band diagonally from my upper left metal-clad tooth area to the bottom right.
3- i am related to the man who made the decision to drop the first atomic bomb on a civilized area: Harry S. Truman. my grandmother still has the missing plate from a set displayed at the truman library after Bess left it at her house.
4- one of my earliest memories of extreme anger and frustration comes out of lashing out to neighborhood children for calling me "janelle winger". what i thought was a cruel nickname turned out to be another person. oops.
5- My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor when it was bombed, but he was away on a different island doing a Time magazine photo shoot. His family in Independence did not know if he was alive for nearly 2 weeks.
6- When i was younger, I thought i was born at 7:14 pm. When i was about 14, i realized that my birth certificate said that i was born at 7:15. I would like to think its somewhere about 7.14159.... or some other tricky mathematical paradox.
7- My aunt had my cousin after she was impregnated by a warlock, then she married my uncle.
8- I am near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other.
9- once my neighbor's horse stepped on my foot while i was wearing the popular jelly shoes and left jelly shoe marks on my foot.
10- Both my grandfather and father have the first name of 'Herb'
11- My mother has worked in elementary schools for over 30 years. when i was in high-school, she refused to procure dare materials for me because she believed i would wear them in a mocking manner (drug abuse rocks evermore!)
12- i read every little house on the prairie book before i reached the third grade and could tell you surprisingly little about them now.
13- last summer, our family car got totaled for the 4th time by a bully from my high-school
14- with the exception of living in college, i have never lived without pets. dog: taffy, gerbils: hansel & gretel (and about 10000000 babies we used to call 'pink rats'), cats: misty, felix, rabbits: whitney and daisy (both males, oops), new additions of izzy the cat and hank the dog.
15- i have partaked in mind alteration with the following: members of mouse on mars, members of the unicorns, the equivalent of god in my social circle, angela lansbury's grandson, some dude from the shitty band rooney (i wish i knew how shitty they were at the time), extreme elvis, that one girl from the stupids, perry ellis's daughter, probably you.
1- i was conceived in the city of sin, Las Vegas!
2- when i had braces in middle school, i had to wear a rubber-band diagonally from my upper left metal-clad tooth area to the bottom right.
3- i am related to the man who made the decision to drop the first atomic bomb on a civilized area: Harry S. Truman. my grandmother still has the missing plate from a set displayed at the truman library after Bess left it at her house.
4- one of my earliest memories of extreme anger and frustration comes out of lashing out to neighborhood children for calling me "janelle winger". what i thought was a cruel nickname turned out to be another person. oops.
5- My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor when it was bombed, but he was away on a different island doing a Time magazine photo shoot. His family in Independence did not know if he was alive for nearly 2 weeks.
6- When i was younger, I thought i was born at 7:14 pm. When i was about 14, i realized that my birth certificate said that i was born at 7:15. I would like to think its somewhere about 7.14159.... or some other tricky mathematical paradox.
7- My aunt had my cousin after she was impregnated by a warlock, then she married my uncle.
8- I am near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other.
9- once my neighbor's horse stepped on my foot while i was wearing the popular jelly shoes and left jelly shoe marks on my foot.
10- Both my grandfather and father have the first name of 'Herb'
11- My mother has worked in elementary schools for over 30 years. when i was in high-school, she refused to procure dare materials for me because she believed i would wear them in a mocking manner (drug abuse rocks evermore!)
12- i read every little house on the prairie book before i reached the third grade and could tell you surprisingly little about them now.
13- last summer, our family car got totaled for the 4th time by a bully from my high-school
14- with the exception of living in college, i have never lived without pets. dog: taffy, gerbils: hansel & gretel (and about 10000000 babies we used to call 'pink rats'), cats: misty, felix, rabbits: whitney and daisy (both males, oops), new additions of izzy the cat and hank the dog.
15- i have partaked in mind alteration with the following: members of mouse on mars, members of the unicorns, the equivalent of god in my social circle, angela lansbury's grandson, some dude from the shitty band rooney (i wish i knew how shitty they were at the time), extreme elvis, that one girl from the stupids, perry ellis's daughter, probably you.