watch your step. you might just fall through a hole in time.
interesting few days. last night i went to see my morning jacket. i stood next to this group of 40 year-olds who were "rocking out". a fat, bald man danced in a ridiculous manner by thrusting his pelvis out too far, then overcompensating with a shoulder thurst to get it back in. it was quite hilarious. a man behind him belligerently yelled out "fuck tuesday! fuck tuesday!". halfway through the show, bald man tried to fight belligerent man. hilarious.
also, a tiny asian kid in aviators from BC talked with me for a while. he was nice at first, until he just kept listing off bands that he liked. it sounded like a list he had memorized so he would sound "hip".
yet, the best part of the show was when i caught a drumstick. then, when i was walking by the Paradise after the show, the band was standing outside. thats right. i met them. we hung out. i even thought they might ask me to hang out in their hotel room. im sort of glad they didnt though, because i would have done it and felt in fear of being too reckless the whole time. this would have caused me to get too inebriated to feel stupid, and i would have increased the danger of the situation.
instead, i went over to my friend rishi, jordan, alex and andrew's apartment. rishi has a lovely new girl. im quite pleased for him. they also have a new tv. it is large, so often the people on the screen look bigger than the people in the room (and sometimes more clear too, dont ask me how). the tv kind of scares me, but i suppose its an impressive party trick (ohhh, flat screens, HOW HOTT!). these freshman, who were from LA, also came over. one of them was perry ellis's daughter. she will get the house in london, paris, nyc, la and who knows where else when she turns 21. of course the trust funds will help out along the way as well. i didnt know who perry ellis was, but i was afraid to ask. im glad i didnt ask the LA folk, because it turns out he is a big shumtz designer, so people pay 6 times the value of an item so it says his name. whoopdie-shit.
the girl wanted to go to montreal next weekend. she was going to stay at the four seasons. she said it would probably only cost about 750 a night ("thats how much it cost us to stay in hawaii!") hotels in montreal only cost about 30 smackers. even nice once probably arent more than 200. i bet she can find one for more though. big rooms, room service, fast women, hard booze! these people helped me reaffirm my already existing ideas about people from LA (dont put negative connotations on this comment, they are just a different breed)
i have written a lot, but since the people who read this don't make themselves known: i can! yee-haw! and hey, if you do read this: leave me a comment! perhaps i will make a special entry catering to your special requests and desires. you may even get a special love letter.
also, a tiny asian kid in aviators from BC talked with me for a while. he was nice at first, until he just kept listing off bands that he liked. it sounded like a list he had memorized so he would sound "hip".
yet, the best part of the show was when i caught a drumstick. then, when i was walking by the Paradise after the show, the band was standing outside. thats right. i met them. we hung out. i even thought they might ask me to hang out in their hotel room. im sort of glad they didnt though, because i would have done it and felt in fear of being too reckless the whole time. this would have caused me to get too inebriated to feel stupid, and i would have increased the danger of the situation.
instead, i went over to my friend rishi, jordan, alex and andrew's apartment. rishi has a lovely new girl. im quite pleased for him. they also have a new tv. it is large, so often the people on the screen look bigger than the people in the room (and sometimes more clear too, dont ask me how). the tv kind of scares me, but i suppose its an impressive party trick (ohhh, flat screens, HOW HOTT!). these freshman, who were from LA, also came over. one of them was perry ellis's daughter. she will get the house in london, paris, nyc, la and who knows where else when she turns 21. of course the trust funds will help out along the way as well. i didnt know who perry ellis was, but i was afraid to ask. im glad i didnt ask the LA folk, because it turns out he is a big shumtz designer, so people pay 6 times the value of an item so it says his name. whoopdie-shit.
the girl wanted to go to montreal next weekend. she was going to stay at the four seasons. she said it would probably only cost about 750 a night ("thats how much it cost us to stay in hawaii!") hotels in montreal only cost about 30 smackers. even nice once probably arent more than 200. i bet she can find one for more though. big rooms, room service, fast women, hard booze! these people helped me reaffirm my already existing ideas about people from LA (dont put negative connotations on this comment, they are just a different breed)
i have written a lot, but since the people who read this don't make themselves known: i can! yee-haw! and hey, if you do read this: leave me a comment! perhaps i will make a special entry catering to your special requests and desires. you may even get a special love letter.