Comments | time_flyer_5: Voicemail Post

time_flyer_5

Voicemail Post

Jan 05, 2030 23:58

"Jen here. Leave a message."

Comments 13

scary_jeff January 18 2009, 17:09:49 UTC

[ from here]

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you a slut, I was probably going for something nice, like, er, pudding, and then I slipped!"

time_flyer_5 January 18 2009, 21:07:46 UTC

[And onward!]

Crazy Phone Day ashockingbitch January 18 2009, 18:14:18 UTC

Oh, God, I think I'm still drunk. Right. This is Jenny, we met the other day, and here's the deal. You're hot, I'm hot, we're both hot! Let's have some no-strings-attached, extremely athletic sex. Give me a call back when you--can you even work a phone? Give me a call when you learn what phones are. Oh, what am I bloody--

*click*

Re: Crazy Phone Day time_flyer_5 January 18 2009, 21:13:44 UTC

[Passed on, and <3!!!]

Phone Hijinxs! death_and_pies January 18 2009, 20:59:52 UTC

[From here!]

"What ends now? I never called you a jerk so randomly calling me one is both unfair and untrue. Did you call on your head? Perhaps you should visit the clinic and get that checked. Please. And stop calling me and being angry! I didn't do anything. Something is wrong with your brain!"

Re: Phone Hijinxs! time_flyer_5 January 18 2009, 21:18:54 UTC

[The chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains keep us together! It continues!

imcalledandros January 19 2009, 01:21:05 UTC

[ from here]

“…good, I most certainly do not want to have a sex talk either,”

time_flyer_5 January 19 2009, 01:50:23 UTC

[ Wheeeeeeeeeee!]

withoutverona January 19 2009, 03:35:35 UTC

[From here.]

"I'm sure you're very beautiful, but I have no wish to take drugs or dance in my underthings with you, on Tuesday or any other day. I have a girlfriend."

time_flyer_5 January 19 2009, 03:39:43 UTC

[And onward!]