A funny thing happened on the way to the ....................
On my way to skewl today I catch my train and sat next to a well dressed businessmen.
He looked at me and asked if I'd like to play a game. Me thinks 'yea right' and politely said no, but the guy goes ahead and explained the game anyway.
He sez, ""It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, then u ask me one and vice-versa.""
I said no again, and just looked out the window.
The guy kept on asking and said, ""I'll give you $50 for each question?""
Well $50 seemed fair enuff, so I agreed.
The guy explained it again, ""If you get my question wrong you give me $5, then you ask your question, if I get it wrong, I will give you $50.
""Okies,"" sez me.
He sez, ""Who was the sixth Prime Minister of Australia?"" pfffff stoopid me didn't know so I had to give him $5.
Then it was my turn, so I sez, ""What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?""
The business guy don't know does he (giggle) so he uses his laptop, checks the internet, emails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he had to give me $50.00, YAY!! for me.
Then, just as we pulled into my station, business guy sez, ""What was that thing anyway?""
I had a bit of a think for a few seconds, shrugged me shoulders, gave him $5 and got off the train.
He looked at me and asked if I'd like to play a game. Me thinks 'yea right' and politely said no, but the guy goes ahead and explained the game anyway.
He sez, ""It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, then u ask me one and vice-versa.""
I said no again, and just looked out the window.
The guy kept on asking and said, ""I'll give you $50 for each question?""
Well $50 seemed fair enuff, so I agreed.
The guy explained it again, ""If you get my question wrong you give me $5, then you ask your question, if I get it wrong, I will give you $50.
""Okies,"" sez me.
He sez, ""Who was the sixth Prime Minister of Australia?"" pfffff stoopid me didn't know so I had to give him $5.
Then it was my turn, so I sez, ""What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?""
The business guy don't know does he (giggle) so he uses his laptop, checks the internet, emails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he had to give me $50.00, YAY!! for me.
Then, just as we pulled into my station, business guy sez, ""What was that thing anyway?""
I had a bit of a think for a few seconds, shrugged me shoulders, gave him $5 and got off the train.