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[timandmikeshow]

ok, so i see everyone with all these surveys, except what happens is that one person has one and fills it out, and then everyone else does the same one. WELL NOT ME, im original, so im gonna make up my own! RIGHT NOW! feel free to use this survey, because its gonna be GREEAAATTT

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there ya go t-diddy funshine!

[irisheyez133]

NAME: Tiff
SEX: anytime baby
BIRTHPLACE: winchester
BIRTHDAY: july 1st
YOU DWELL: 4L at BSC baby

HAVE YOU EVER...

-DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY?: yup
-DONE SHOPPING CARTS AND WENT OVER THE BUSH ONLY TO FALL ON THE CEMENT AND RIPP OPEN YOUR ELBOW WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE?: um no. only tim'd do that
-ORGASMED OVER FOOD?: mmmm waffles
-BEEN ON THE POTTY FOR MORE THAN 1/2 HR?: no lol
-FALLEN AND JUST LAYED THERE NOT WANTING TO GET?: yup
-HAD CRAZY SEX?: only every night...when i'm dreaming lol
-LAUGHED AT ME? IF SO, WHAT ABOUT?(IF YOU ANSWERED NO, YOURE A LIAR): obviously...something different every day
-PUT SHIT ON A DOLLAR AND WATCHED HISTERICALLY WHILE OTHERS PICKED IT UP IN DISGUST?: no lol
-SEEN ME RAP? WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO I HAVE POTENTIAL?: yup...very good mate...oh yes
-SEEN TIFF DRUNK?: no i dont drink
-TUSSLED MAYOS ASS TUFT?: lol no
-HAD MAGGIES CHILDREN? HOW MANY?: no, we use PROTECTION
-BEEN IN THE TRASH CHUTE WITH NIKKI?: not in the trash chute lol
-SEEN MIKES DADDY? (IF SO, CONTACT MIKE IMMEDIATELY): probably lol
-SEEN CHARLENE STONED?:yup

CHOOSE.....

-KILL PEOPLE OR GO TO SLEEP?: sleep
-COKE OR PEPSI?: coca cola
-ME OR ORLANDO BLOOM?: ew orlando blooms ugly! i mean umm...you of course!
-SEX NOW OR LATER?: how bout now AND later
-ASS TUFT OR NO?: no lol
-MAYO OR FAT BASTARD?: fat bastard is dead sexy!
-BOYS KISSING OR ME KISSING AN INANIMATE OBJECT?: sadly enough, you kissing an inanimate object
-LONG OR SHORT OR NO HAIR?: on who? a monkey? long
-PENIS OR VAG?: PENIS

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT......

-ORAL ANAL?: ew
-ME NAKED?: hot
-WASTING AWAY IN MARGARITAVILLE?: woohoo, i'll bring the margaritas
-DANCING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?: sexy
-MARYJANE?: hehe
-SEX FOR 8 HOURS LONG EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK?: hehe luvily

PLEASE ANSWER THE BELOW QUESTIONS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE:

IF YOUR CAMPING, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND YOURE BUTTS ALL SORE, AND IT HAS VASOLINE ALL OVER IT, WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE?

ew yeah, and i'd beat the shit out of the wrong do-er! lol

IF THE ABOVE ANSWER IS NO, WOULD YOU GO CAMPING WITH ME????
wow t-diddy