friendship
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like
Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are on fire- i'll whip it out and be sure to piss on your head.
2. When you are blue - I will try to loosen the grip around your neck.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. i was going to change this one to make it awful but it does a good job already
4. When you are scared - I will smack you and tell you to man up puss.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you your right ot get worried and hand you a length of rope and a tall chair
6. When you are sick - i'll probably apologize because it was me your girlfriend got the clap from.
7. When you fall - It will be my foot that tripped you. This is my
oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.
Give this to 5 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can
only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway. Then eat a bullet
Remember: A good friend will rape you. A really good friend will let you live to joke with in the morning....then they'll kill you.
Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are on fire- i'll whip it out and be sure to piss on your head.
2. When you are blue - I will try to loosen the grip around your neck.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. i was going to change this one to make it awful but it does a good job already
4. When you are scared - I will smack you and tell you to man up puss.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you your right ot get worried and hand you a length of rope and a tall chair
6. When you are sick - i'll probably apologize because it was me your girlfriend got the clap from.
7. When you fall - It will be my foot that tripped you. This is my
oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.
Give this to 5 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can
only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway. Then eat a bullet
Remember: A good friend will rape you. A really good friend will let you live to joke with in the morning....then they'll kill you.