people post long surveys and i rape the shit out of them
First best friend: Jesus' mom
First job: first real job: movie theater
First screen name: mclark9973
First self purchased album: green jelly
First crush: your mom
First funeral: my dads....PSYCH...or am i serious...i dont know
First piercing: prince albert
First credit card: your mom's card
First true love: your mom's box <3<3<3
First enemy:Jesus
First Big Trip: afghanistan to go to Talidisney
First play/musical/performance:mr poppers penguins
My first actual concert was: riverrave
Last cigarette: fuck the french
Last car ride: when they let me out of the hospital
Last bus ride: shortly after i escaped form the car
Last good cry: 8th grade maybe
Last library book: mr rogers Potty training guide
Last movie seen: after the sunset
Last beverage drank: diet coke, from your mom
Last food consumed: chocolate bunnies dog
Last Crush: i dont like crush soda
Last phone call: mom, yours that is, oh snap
Last tv show watched: world poker tour
Last time showered: 11 hours ago
Last shoes worn: new balance beotch
Last annoyance: two words. greg miller
Last disappointment: everyday for the last 10 years. God, its me margaret. when will i get my period
Last ice cream eaten: cookie dough
Last shirt worn: its blue and has a horny basketball
Last website visited: lemonparty.org
Last Person talked to/chatted with: nikki
a p p e a r a n c e
height: 6'3
hair color: jesusish
eye color: blue...like my dads
piercings: gouch studs
tattoos: no, but i have mushroom stamps
r i g h t n o w
what color pants are you wearing?: smiley face jammies
what song are you listening to?: tim masturbating
what taste is in your mouth?: see above
what's the weather like?: like whoa
how are you?: short shriveled and hanging a little to the left
d o y o u
get motion sickness?: 78
have a bad habit?: q
like to drive?: you know it
f a v o r i t e s
tv show: wpt,wsop, celebrity poker, full house, smallville, my little pony
conditioner: whatever carmine has
book: dark tower- stephen king
non alcoholic drink: vodka
alcoholic drink: vodka+
thing to do on the weekend: it rhymes with masticate
band or group or singer or rapper: eminem, jesus and the apostles
h a v e y o u
broken the law: tee hee
ran away from home: no but my dad did
snuck out of the house: see above
ever gone skinny dipping: me and my neighbor's dog
made a prank phone call: yup, acidentally did it to my own house
ever tipped over a porta potty: why am i fillign this out
used your parents' credit card before: to buy whores
skipped school before: me, never
fell asleep in the shower/bath: no but i have pissed off a stairwell in my dorm
been in a school play: yes
let a friend cry on your shoulder: you need reservations days in advance
l o v e
boyfriend: no
girlfriend: yes
sexuality: straight as a sphere
children: nope
current crush: nikki
been in love: Yeah
had a hard time getting over someone: yyeah, your mom
been hurt: yes
your greatest regret: not getting penile reduction surgery. oh my aching back
gone out with someone you only knew for three days: if they buy me dinner first
r a n d o m
do you have a job: no h0
your cd player has in it right now: CD's are for bitches. cassettes for life
what makes you happy: poosmuggler
who makes you happiest: see above
what's the next cd you're gonna get?: hahaha
who do you consider good friends?: jesus' posse
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
time you cried: why do you want to know fucktard
you got a real letter?: i threaten peoples lives when i am drunk
you got e-mail: sucka my junk beotch
thing you purchased: a 13 year old to sit on my face
Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. killing people
2. see above
3. effing your mom
4. drinking tea
Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. a dad times 4
Name Four Scents You Love:
1. napalm
2. nitrous oxide
3. methane
4. brimstone
Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. nikki
2. my mom
3. your mom
4. my dad
Name Three Things You'd Never Wear:
1-3: a dress
Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1-4 nikki's bum
Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1-4 your mom
Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
tea,water,crack,coke(the soda kind)
First Grade Teacher's Name?: ms cusack
Last Words You Said: where's the beef
Last Song You Sang?: scotty doesnt know
Last Person You Hugged?: nikki
Last Thing You Laughed At?: you
Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And meant it?: 5 minutes ago
What Color Socks Are You Wearing?: NONE, im naked bitches
What's Under Your Bed?: the bodies
What Time Did You Wake Up Today?: havent gone to bed
Current Hair?: hawkmo
Current Clothes?: a sock on my nads...they are frigid
Current Annoyance?: you
Current Longing?: natas selur
Current Desktop Picture?: nikki +blue tape
Current Worry?: nada
Current Hate?: polka
Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?: big toe,little toe
Favorite Place To Be?: afghanistan
Least Favorite Place?: back of a volkswagon
Time You Wake Up In The Morning?: hahahahahah
If You Could Play An Instrument?: banjo
Favorite Color?: orange
Do You Believe In An Afterlife?: no
Favorite Season?: summer
Favorite Day?: friday
Where Would You Like To Go?: ireland/spain/amsterdam
How Many Kids Do You Want?: 17
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) anal plug
2) cock ring
3) sock
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1) your mom's box
2) staple gun
3) tabasco sauce
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) get married
2) have a kid
3) kill justin timberlake
THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
karate explosion beotch
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
i probably dont like you
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
irish and i for get the other, ill ask my dad when i se ehim
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
its so hot
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
your mom
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1) im a vietnam veteran
2) i created the internet
3) i am kaiser soze
AND ANOTHER THREE
1) i used to have feelings
2) and a conscience
3) I have a dad....PSYCH
THREE THINGS I THINK ARE DUMB
1) you
2) people who use the word "the"
3) hanson
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
sleep,bed,kumquat
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
bobo
mike
barbara
First job: first real job: movie theater
First screen name: mclark9973
First self purchased album: green jelly
First crush: your mom
First funeral: my dads....PSYCH...or am i serious...i dont know
First piercing: prince albert
First credit card: your mom's card
First true love: your mom's box <3<3<3
First enemy:Jesus
First Big Trip: afghanistan to go to Talidisney
First play/musical/performance:mr poppers penguins
My first actual concert was: riverrave
Last cigarette: fuck the french
Last car ride: when they let me out of the hospital
Last bus ride: shortly after i escaped form the car
Last good cry: 8th grade maybe
Last library book: mr rogers Potty training guide
Last movie seen: after the sunset
Last beverage drank: diet coke, from your mom
Last food consumed: chocolate bunnies dog
Last Crush: i dont like crush soda
Last phone call: mom, yours that is, oh snap
Last tv show watched: world poker tour
Last time showered: 11 hours ago
Last shoes worn: new balance beotch
Last annoyance: two words. greg miller
Last disappointment: everyday for the last 10 years. God, its me margaret. when will i get my period
Last ice cream eaten: cookie dough
Last shirt worn: its blue and has a horny basketball
Last website visited: lemonparty.org
Last Person talked to/chatted with: nikki
a p p e a r a n c e
height: 6'3
hair color: jesusish
eye color: blue...like my dads
piercings: gouch studs
tattoos: no, but i have mushroom stamps
r i g h t n o w
what color pants are you wearing?: smiley face jammies
what song are you listening to?: tim masturbating
what taste is in your mouth?: see above
what's the weather like?: like whoa
how are you?: short shriveled and hanging a little to the left
d o y o u
get motion sickness?: 78
have a bad habit?: q
like to drive?: you know it
f a v o r i t e s
tv show: wpt,wsop, celebrity poker, full house, smallville, my little pony
conditioner: whatever carmine has
book: dark tower- stephen king
non alcoholic drink: vodka
alcoholic drink: vodka+
thing to do on the weekend: it rhymes with masticate
band or group or singer or rapper: eminem, jesus and the apostles
h a v e y o u
broken the law: tee hee
ran away from home: no but my dad did
snuck out of the house: see above
ever gone skinny dipping: me and my neighbor's dog
made a prank phone call: yup, acidentally did it to my own house
ever tipped over a porta potty: why am i fillign this out
used your parents' credit card before: to buy whores
skipped school before: me, never
fell asleep in the shower/bath: no but i have pissed off a stairwell in my dorm
been in a school play: yes
let a friend cry on your shoulder: you need reservations days in advance
l o v e
boyfriend: no
girlfriend: yes
sexuality: straight as a sphere
children: nope
current crush: nikki
been in love: Yeah
had a hard time getting over someone: yyeah, your mom
been hurt: yes
your greatest regret: not getting penile reduction surgery. oh my aching back
gone out with someone you only knew for three days: if they buy me dinner first
r a n d o m
do you have a job: no h0
your cd player has in it right now: CD's are for bitches. cassettes for life
what makes you happy: poosmuggler
who makes you happiest: see above
what's the next cd you're gonna get?: hahaha
who do you consider good friends?: jesus' posse
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
time you cried: why do you want to know fucktard
you got a real letter?: i threaten peoples lives when i am drunk
you got e-mail: sucka my junk beotch
thing you purchased: a 13 year old to sit on my face
Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. killing people
2. see above
3. effing your mom
4. drinking tea
Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. a dad times 4
Name Four Scents You Love:
1. napalm
2. nitrous oxide
3. methane
4. brimstone
Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. nikki
2. my mom
3. your mom
4. my dad
Name Three Things You'd Never Wear:
1-3: a dress
Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1-4 nikki's bum
Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1-4 your mom
Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
tea,water,crack,coke(the soda kind)
First Grade Teacher's Name?: ms cusack
Last Words You Said: where's the beef
Last Song You Sang?: scotty doesnt know
Last Person You Hugged?: nikki
Last Thing You Laughed At?: you
Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And meant it?: 5 minutes ago
What Color Socks Are You Wearing?: NONE, im naked bitches
What's Under Your Bed?: the bodies
What Time Did You Wake Up Today?: havent gone to bed
Current Hair?: hawkmo
Current Clothes?: a sock on my nads...they are frigid
Current Annoyance?: you
Current Longing?: natas selur
Current Desktop Picture?: nikki +blue tape
Current Worry?: nada
Current Hate?: polka
Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?: big toe,little toe
Favorite Place To Be?: afghanistan
Least Favorite Place?: back of a volkswagon
Time You Wake Up In The Morning?: hahahahahah
If You Could Play An Instrument?: banjo
Favorite Color?: orange
Do You Believe In An Afterlife?: no
Favorite Season?: summer
Favorite Day?: friday
Where Would You Like To Go?: ireland/spain/amsterdam
How Many Kids Do You Want?: 17
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) anal plug
2) cock ring
3) sock
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1) your mom's box
2) staple gun
3) tabasco sauce
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) get married
2) have a kid
3) kill justin timberlake
THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
karate explosion beotch
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
i probably dont like you
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
irish and i for get the other, ill ask my dad when i se ehim
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
its so hot
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
your mom
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1) im a vietnam veteran
2) i created the internet
3) i am kaiser soze
AND ANOTHER THREE
1) i used to have feelings
2) and a conscience
3) I have a dad....PSYCH
THREE THINGS I THINK ARE DUMB
1) you
2) people who use the word "the"
3) hanson
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
sleep,bed,kumquat
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
bobo
mike
barbara