A conversation I had today with a thin-supremacist

[timaftertim]

Do you still have those cookies?
"Yes!"
Those are SO good! Excited to see you and your cookies!
"Haha you just want me for my cookies."
So.
"I won't make you fat."
Wtf?
"Jokes"
What if I want to be fat?
"Then you need to eat more?"
Nah I'll just think fat thoughts.
"Good plan."