I need to update more often

Jan 18, 2005 12:06


K, It's beena while since i've updated this thing. Today was the beginning of mid-terms(fun fun...not really) They were ehh. I didnt mind them that bad except for my science one. Other than that, I think i can handle this.

Yesterday was a bore. I sat around all day, most of the day studying, and some of the day procrastinating. Oh well, thats me ( Read more... )

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 10:46:36 UTC
wtf is not knowing what a typo is? =p

and congrats timmy!

and no movie with affleck is a bad movie. Affleck was the bomb in phantoms.

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 11:34:03 UTC
affleck?

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 11:34:21 UTC
phantoms?

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 11:35:15 UTC
keith using bomb as to describe a person?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 11:39:15 UTC
matt, you were the bomb diggity in that movie with that guy and that thing. You know the one

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 11:53:46 UTC
You mean the movie where me and you saved the world fro mcellulite?yes..we did rock

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 11:55:39 UTC
hehe, yea we did. Then affleck was like "damn you anticellulitusesness.." and we were like "Affleck! you suck at acting! go marry another celebrity ho!"

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 11:57:50 UTC
ooo and then we got drunk and went to jail!!i we kept saying DONT DROP THE SOAP for months after we got out hahaha..good thing we never showered while we were in jail!

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 12:00:34 UTC
hehe, we smelled so bad! then we went to walmart and bought all their axe, and showered in it, and the ladies loved us! then i got that j lo chick, and she was like "hey thar sexy cakes! you is being so sexier then me othar mayun ben aflek eever wuz being. that es why i broked up wit him. want to go sex?" and i was like "eww, youre stupid! but i like your ass! hmm.. brains or ass... ummm" and then you jumped in and decided for me!

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 12:03:57 UTC
ewwwwwww...no one likes J lo!

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 12:07:38 UTC
exactly! so i ran away and found a pretty nice girl! and you married lindsay lohan and lived happily ever after until keith and his nice pretty girl had a baby! then keith made matt the godfather of his child, so matt started a family. An Irish family.

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 12:09:17 UTC
They all had red hair!just like me!our families became very good friends..I even named my first boy after you..then he turned to be gay..s owe changed his name...yeah..

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 12:11:54 UTC
so one day, the proulx family put a hit on the otte family, and his gay godson was shot on his 14th birthday!! The Salyers family didn't take this lightly, so keith went out and kicked in the faces of all the proulxs.

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 12:13:31 UTC
and then we stole all of their food.Greek people make exellent food.My new son was born..Named keith again..And this time he was a normal all american boy who liked shooting squirells!

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_mrselfdestrukt January 18 2005, 12:14:34 UTC
just like his father, who loved killing squirrels! especially by feeding them pop rocks and coke. they go POP!

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jazzkid9389 January 18 2005, 12:16:20 UTC
Do you remember when we were in our early thirties and thougth we were dieing?yeah me either..Dont think it happened..Oooo and then i started going senile..and my wife thought it was kinky..heheh

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