More SYMS stories...
Here's a funny time of when matt did the truffle shuffle to some of the soccer kids (bunnies!!)
We're walking back from one of the recitals and then the soccer kids atrat being like "One time at band camp..." and making stories like that. The matt goes "One time at soccer, a fat kid did the truffle shuffle!" and he truffle shuffled the soccer kids. It was one of the most hilarious things i think i've ever seen. Shailey, brian, travis and me all started cracking up.
I've never met a conductor who can sweat more than mr.b. Mark Miller wins in this contest. He was our orchestra conductor. Ny the time rehersal was done he would have pretty much his whole shirt soaked/drenched with sweat. It was pretty gross, not gonna lie.
Never trust matt otte with a razor while you're trying to sleep. The night after the jazz recital him, brian, this kid taylor and maybe travis(i dont remember) came up to our room. I was trying to sleep and then all of sudden i feel something go down my lower leg. And sure enough it was matt otte with a razor in hand. The funny thing is, he ddidnt get any hair! HAH! But he did get some bloodshed. damn him.
There was this one time where we (me, matt, and brian) had fun with shadows. That is all that will be said.
Ooooooooooooh!! I forgot about the frog spooge story! Me, matt, and sam are in this store place that i cant remember the name of and they have squeezy frog things with stuff inside them. Well, i pick up one of these squishy frog things and it explodes on me. "Haha! The frog spooged on timmy!" So yeah, it was pretty funny. The clerk was like "Ummm, yeah....lemme give you a paper towel" It was an awkward moment, but it was a funny awkward moment.
Meal times were always a surprise too. You never knew what shailey would ask matt and brian to do. I think it all started when matt got a messed up drink that tasted really really really gross(we're talking projectile vomit gross) Although we found out that when you put rice and stuff in it it bubbles. Aaaaaaanyway...so yeah. Shailey decides it'd be fun to have a contest between matt and brian to see who could finish a full glass first. In the beginning it looks like brian will win because he has more gone. After a few pauses here and there brians like " WTF! He's beating me" All in all, matt ends up winning i think and almosts vomits on the table.
Another funny story is when matt and brian have a salt snorting contest. And who's idea is this? Ms.Shailey devito's yet again. we get sam to crush the salt and line it up in a snortable manner(apparently shes good at it :p) After they snort the strip of salt its pretty much like this: " (painful face) Oww my fuckin' nose man! This shit stings pretty fuckin' bad, not gonna lie" we start cracking up yet again and the world continues.
The End (for now)