WTF??

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This is an odd one:

Missile-Toe

There once was a man
Walkin’ down the street,
And he walked with a
Bounce in his step.
What no one knew when
He passed them by:
He had a missile-toe.

And just when he shoots it,
A corner of his shoe came up
To reveal the empty barrel
Of his missile-toe.

They are powerful things, missile-toes.
They always win the fight
But there is one fatal failing
To this cool appendage:
Everyone gets jealous
And then wants to remove
The only missile-toe.

Explosions grand
After silent speed
You can see the effect
Of his missile-toe.

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Missile-toe!