Euphamisms and a Name

[tim_dodge]

Okay, so, I have an idea. I am making jello shots into cake. Don't ask me how, it's either a secret or a failure, depending on if it works or not. I need to call it something. Please look at the below euphamisms for "drunk"

Wasted
Tipsy
Plastered
Shitfaced
Crunk
Fucked up
Lit up
Tight
Blazed
Sloshed
Hammered
Inebriated
Buzzed
Tanked

Now, which one do you think sounds best with "cake" on the end? So far "wastedcake" sounds best to me.

Thoughts?