It was such an awesome, chill day. And, for once, my bad karma didn't lead me into a major accident, disaster, earthquake or hit-and-run accident. (Well, I did spill mustard down my front at lunch and had to display wear my badge of culinary shame throughout the rest of the day until I got home.)
I've been totally horned-up today. Spent the morning making love to Father Hand and his five sons several times. And I had to wax the dolphin twice more this evening.
Mostly while watching '80s porn, which is the best porn there is.