A Challenger!
[Flay shuffled through the deck, curious and baffled in turns]
A Challenge? Well then, I will win this tournament! Watch out Netherworld! So what if I don't know the rules, you just need enough spirit.
((OOC info: Flay has primarily a high-fusion based deck revolving with a warrior theme for flayvor))
A Challenge? Well then, I will win this tournament! Watch out Netherworld! So what if I don't know the rules, you just need enough spirit.
((OOC info: Flay has primarily a high-fusion based deck revolving with a warrior theme for flayvor))
[A monstrous green thing suddenly explodes out from Flay's cards]
GWEAHAHAHAHA! I'm afraid you'll have to go through me first, and I've got more spirit than you'll ever have! Now prepare yourself!
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This should be interesting! Let's Duel!
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Monster! Devour him!
[Bow plays her first monster in attack mode! Up pops out . . . a perfectly smooth white platform that hovers in midair, about 6 feet in length.]
Ah. How keen are you on using real rules? They're so tedious to follow . . .
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[He shrugs as throws his monster in attack mode and one card face down, revealing an Alchemist's Table with a bouncing bottle of weird liquids with legs]
Go Splash 'em, Mysterious Vial!
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[As the table bounces towards the white platform, the platform suddenly elongates and spits out a massively stretched Boo! The ghost rears forward and lurches at the table; the collision upsets the bouncing bottle that subsequently splashes all over the Stretch.
. . . ]
Ha! That's it? Your puny liquid didn't have any affect whatsoever on --
[The platform turns to stone and shatters.]
. . . . . . . NEXT MONSTER. Ha!
[Bow summons an ugly pink dinosaur thing! It bounces around for a little bit before winking at Flay.]
Ergh. Three cards face down. Attack!
[Birdo begins to launch eggs towards the vials.]
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Here is proof of my spirit!
[Another monster appears, a big red creature that's a cute cross between an owl and a bear]
Scramble those eggs, Owlbear!
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[True to Bow's words, Birdo rushes forward at the Owlbear with open arms and begins to smooch it -- or perhaps suck out its soul. A few moments of gentle loving (soul-sucking) later, the Owlbear was surrounded with fluffy hearts and rainbows.]
Ahahahaha! And now it has to listen to me for a turn! Now I'm sacrificing your grotesque thing and summoning AXEM PINK! Slice 'em!
[Axem Pink blows a kiss before launching itself forward at the Alchemist's Table.]
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Using my minion to get yours...! Oh evil, and diabolically clever.
But you have not accounted for my trap!
[A fan appears, blowing wind to knock down some of the attack, but not enough to save the Alchemist's Table]
Arrgh...! Hey, that attack actually hurts!
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[Bow flips over one of her cards -- +Explosion Element!]
Birdo! He's got no monsters left; I want you to blast him out of the Netherworld!
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Oh no! This cannot be!
Flay Life Points: 900
Unf... I'm - not holding back now!
[Two cards laid out, an Angelic Woman in tiny armor, and a witch riding a broom]
Fusion Cast! Combine into...!
[Now it's a Devil woman]
Marquis! Incinerate the lizard! Muwhahahahaha!
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[Birdo burns to ashes and blows away; Bow, however, is more or less unfazed to have the eyesore off the field.]
Hmph. But by destroying my monster, you've activated my trap, Goomba Hex!
[And a rain of tiny Goomba creatures began to descend from the sky and attach to the Marquis.]
Ha! This lowers all your parameters since they're simply so incredibly irritating. Now Axem Pink, show that little wench how a real lady fights!
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[he points a finger in her direction as the Marquis spins her two-bladed weapon, shifting into defense as another monster is thrown down - a floating empty suit of armor]
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[The floating turtle creature peers out of its eyeglasses at the opposition for a few moments before smirking.]
Lakitu, use Spiny Barrage on that ridiculous excuse of a haunt!
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You trigger the Haunted Armor's special ability!
[He throws his hand up and behind him]
By dumping my hand, All your monster's attacks goes right back to you!
[The Armor gets shinier and it's shield expands bigger and bigger, boing boing boing! go the Spineys!]
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H-How dare you reflect Lakitu's attack! That effect shouldn't even be legal; I'm declaring a ban on that ability! Flutter Hush!
[Surprisingly enough, Bow literally meant that. The next magic card she slaps down summons a gigantic bird that drops out of the sky onto Flay's monsters and bounces away. Though they don't appear to be injured, they do, strangely, come out of the incident with tape over their mouths -- Or in the armor's case, over its neck-hole.]
No more special abilities for three turns! And I'll play Team-Up and apply it Axem Pink!
[Team-Up summons all four of Axem Pink's teammates temporarily onto the field for a single attack. Axem Red, Black, Yellow, and Green each strike a pose before all five of them assemble into a star formation.]
Axem Rangers, begin charging the Breaker Beam! GWEAHAHAHAHA!
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[the demonic woman leaps in the way of the attack, absorbing most of the damage, she vanishes.]
FLAY 0700
Phew, that was close!
All right, now I play this magic card:
Here Comes The Cavalry! by removing all my graveyard monsters from play, I can summon the most powerful monster in my deck.
The Dragon of the Cave of Origins! Come Forth!
[A Massive Dragon flies down from above]
Show your might!
Muwhahahahahahahaha!
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