When a homophobe can't write in plain English...
... his/her message isn't understood.
See what a message appeared on the gay forum that I moderate. I'm pretty certain it's a "hate the sin, love the sinner" sermon against homosexuality, but oh, the spelling of it! One of our forum members did try to "translate" it, but nobody is 100% sure what this person is saying. Not a good way to preach. LOL All you can achieve is to amuse the "sinners".
Is this some slang or dialect or pidgin, or just text message shorthand? No, don't try to translate it, just tell me if you recognize what kind of English it is. I'm genuinely curious.
(And I was supposed to be in bed... why didn't anybody report this person to the moderators? I suspect they were having too much fun to bother!)
Subject: love gays
Sup...yya all...mornin afternoon evenin nite...waeva de tym is....are we bein too hypocrtical wen it cmes to de gay issues????dn judge now...am nt gay...lemme finish wa i wanna say b4 u tweet '"saenyd is a gay activist"(wa das da mean) wa i knw is "remve de log....or tree frm ur eye b4 u try to remve de tiny speck in a bradas eye"
Sin
"for all hv sinned n fallen short..." if u hv forgotten go back to sundaysch....ye de main pnt...we yye i mean we christians smetyms sorry nowadayys act like de man in...(sorry i dn rememba de verse) ba it goes like dis "father in heaven pls dn lemme be like dis sinner" kkk..de thn is we all sin weda its ur fada takin bribe..or ur mother sef_inflatin de cost of thns or u lyin to ur fada to get money to take da gal hu sleeps wid ur bestfrend to de mall....de value is de same...sin..yet we sit in church pushin gays away while de woman hu held her daughters handd to hv an abortion is seated comfortable on de church's elders seat....hmmm...kkk...ma plea is soo simple invite .....help them by sharin de Word wid dem..n let ur character transform dem...n let dem stay in Christ....lets avoid acts da wud cos dem to fall n return to de lyf of sin...i heard smeone say...lets take dem to prison..aaaah..prison..das evn worse....inmates ....hmmm..u knw wa cn happen in der....i ws talkin abt acts da cm force ppl to be gay...we christians...sme of us are soo selfish da we got nt less dan 5 gfs...leavin none for him..so wher shd he get a lover????n anods...kk..dis smethn i red frm .....a lady once bcame born again n startd goin to church...she joined de choir and rose to de highest rank...sme females in de church bcame jealous n startd gossipin abt het past..soon almst err one in de twn ws pointin fingeers at her n callin her names.oneday durin church service she got up to gv a testimony n dis wa she sed "i came to this church cos u preachd Jesus to me da he is love....i also gotto undastand Christians are Jesus' representatives on earth....so if Christ is love Christians too are love...ba i u ppl hv shown me no love so de conclusion is ur Jesus evn if He exists is far frm love...in de place wher i ws ...i ws loved by ma ppl..' she dropped de mic returnd to de brothel nxtday she ws on de street doin business her fes customer ws de pastors son...
Storytellin ova...sey it as a fairytale ba its happenin in our churchs...we are creatin a boundary btn de so called belivers n those we claim are sinners..hu myt actualli be in heaven while.....the bottom line is lets pray for forgivness of sins n let our actons bring ppl to church...dn forgey to share de Word of God whereva u find ursef...together we cn take de de spirit of homosexuality out..amen
See what a message appeared on the gay forum that I moderate. I'm pretty certain it's a "hate the sin, love the sinner" sermon against homosexuality, but oh, the spelling of it! One of our forum members did try to "translate" it, but nobody is 100% sure what this person is saying. Not a good way to preach. LOL All you can achieve is to amuse the "sinners".
Is this some slang or dialect or pidgin, or just text message shorthand? No, don't try to translate it, just tell me if you recognize what kind of English it is. I'm genuinely curious.
(And I was supposed to be in bed... why didn't anybody report this person to the moderators? I suspect they were having too much fun to bother!)
Subject: love gays
Sup...yya all...mornin afternoon evenin nite...waeva de tym is....are we bein too hypocrtical wen it cmes to de gay issues????dn judge now...am nt gay...lemme finish wa i wanna say b4 u tweet '"saenyd is a gay activist"(wa das da mean) wa i knw is "remve de log....or tree frm ur eye b4 u try to remve de tiny speck in a bradas eye"
Sin
"for all hv sinned n fallen short..." if u hv forgotten go back to sundaysch....ye de main pnt...we yye i mean we christians smetyms sorry nowadayys act like de man in...(sorry i dn rememba de verse) ba it goes like dis "father in heaven pls dn lemme be like dis sinner" kkk..de thn is we all sin weda its ur fada takin bribe..or ur mother sef_inflatin de cost of thns or u lyin to ur fada to get money to take da gal hu sleeps wid ur bestfrend to de mall....de value is de same...sin..yet we sit in church pushin gays away while de woman hu held her daughters handd to hv an abortion is seated comfortable on de church's elders seat....hmmm...kkk...ma plea is soo simple invite .....help them by sharin de Word wid dem..n let ur character transform dem...n let dem stay in Christ....lets avoid acts da wud cos dem to fall n return to de lyf of sin...i heard smeone say...lets take dem to prison..aaaah..prison..das evn worse....inmates ....hmmm..u knw wa cn happen in der....i ws talkin abt acts da cm force ppl to be gay...we christians...sme of us are soo selfish da we got nt less dan 5 gfs...leavin none for him..so wher shd he get a lover????n anods...kk..dis smethn i red frm .....a lady once bcame born again n startd goin to church...she joined de choir and rose to de highest rank...sme females in de church bcame jealous n startd gossipin abt het past..soon almst err one in de twn ws pointin fingeers at her n callin her names.oneday durin church service she got up to gv a testimony n dis wa she sed "i came to this church cos u preachd Jesus to me da he is love....i also gotto undastand Christians are Jesus' representatives on earth....so if Christ is love Christians too are love...ba i u ppl hv shown me no love so de conclusion is ur Jesus evn if He exists is far frm love...in de place wher i ws ...i ws loved by ma ppl..' she dropped de mic returnd to de brothel nxtday she ws on de street doin business her fes customer ws de pastors son...
Storytellin ova...sey it as a fairytale ba its happenin in our churchs...we are creatin a boundary btn de so called belivers n those we claim are sinners..hu myt actualli be in heaven while.....the bottom line is lets pray for forgivness of sins n let our actons bring ppl to church...dn forgey to share de Word of God whereva u find ursef...together we cn take de de spirit of homosexuality out..amen