Z is having fun again....
I nearly fell of the couch when I got to the last bit. This is probably the first AND last time in my life I'll get compared to Rita Skeeter. The other great thing is it's like those little newspaper snippets you see in the cartoon and have to freeze frame to read.
BTW, trying to get chapter 58 ready to go later today. I've sort of been having too much fun writing dialog and stupid song parodies though....