Trimurti Follies (Mythklok, Chapter 45)

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Title: Trimurti Follies (Mythklok, Chapter 45)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which we encounter Ganesh's OTHER eccentric uncle. Oh and also some other stuff happens.
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Notes after the jump.

Cross-posted to capslokdethklok. Because, what the hey.

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[wikdsushi]

"He needs a steak! And maybe a good cigar! Grow him into a fine Ogoun!"

Suddenly, many, many questions are answered.

even with four arms out himself

Hey, can Ganesh make all of his arms go away? I'm sure it would come in handy with getting into and out of extra-snug T-shirts.

"I have many roads, so it usually ain't a problem," Elegba explained. "You help people down the road to, don't you?"

Now I really, REALLY want to see Elegba interact with his, er, more ominous counterpart. (HEY, IS IT SATURDAY ALREADY?)

"Oh, we use carbon fiber for swords."

I WANT THIS YARN WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

"Is it over yet?" Ganesh moaned. "Can I please go die now?"

*hugs* It's okay, sweetie. I feel that way about family, too. Want to go eat two pounds of strawberries with me?

"Do you know any quick and painless methods of execution, Lady Raziel?"

I DO, I DO!

I mean, well, you can have one or the other, but, uh....

... I'll just get the ghost chiles.

So he has been given a role as Lord of the Dance.

*grips face in hands*shakes head*goes to warn Alexis about her Junior High Prom*

"It is a meaningless piece of paper!" Ganesh averred. "An outdated institution! An obsolete enterprise!"

I, uh, gotta say I'm on Ganesh's side here. :P

DAMN IT, GANESH, DON'T BAIL ON ME NOW, BRO! Sariel, curse you and your tie tack!

*feeds Elias a martini in revenge*

[tikific]

Hey, can Ganesh make all of his arms go away? I'm sure it would come in handy with getting into and out of extra-snug T-shirts.

Hmmm, why are we thinking of Ganesh in an extra-snug T shirt? :D No, he can't make the last two arms go away. And I think Elias is limited to 4, as the Creator couldn't figure out how to work in more with the wings.

DAMN IT, GANESH, DON'T BAIL ON ME NOW, BRO! Sariel, curse you and your tie tack!

You would refuse a tie tack? From Sariel? :D

A lot of Ganesh's lines regarding the institution of marriage are actually taken *directly* from my husband. Yes, the dude I have been married to for the last 15 years. :D

[wikdsushi]

You would refuse a tie tack? From Sariel? :D

Yes. Yes, in the interest of self-preservation and getting a piece of pie once in a while, yes, I would. Of course, I'd also trade in the freaky half-angel kid (well, quarter-angel kid) for an X-Box, so....

Oh, come on. I'm sure Game Exchange would give me a good deal on a semi-used child.

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*rotfl* Now I wanna write a fic, SUSHI AMS ANGELBABYSITS. I'm imagining Elias in the Game Exchange shop window, giggling and blowing freaky bubbles.

*grips face in hands*shakes head*goes to warn Alexis about her Junior High Prom*

I was gonna say, actually, I think at that age Elias would be far more into blowing stuff up with voodoo spells with Papa.