What Would Sariel Do?

[tikific]

Because he is the most complex and subtle of my characters.

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[zsomeone]

ALL ROADS LEAD TO PIE.

[nugatorytm]

If there was a Pie Network, Sariel would watch it 24/7. Or at least, tape what he can't watch.

[tikific]

Or at least, tape what he can't watch.

Then he would be CONFUSED! Because he would come home to Pie Network on his DVR, but then they would also be broadcasting NEW Pie Network live, and he can't watch both, because OMG he only has one set of eyes!!!!!11!11... (I predict Ganesh will have to bring out the paper bag again!)

[nugatorytm]

He would have to leave the tapes unwatched until they started showing reruns.

[wikdsushi]

When Sariel eventually manages to get himself killed, his Viking funeral will involve him being diced, mixed with berries and sugar, and covered in a sarcophagus of pastry. This will be put atop the pyre. And everyone will get to enjoy the heavenly smell of Voodoo Prince Angel Pie.

[nugatorytm]

Toki would take a nibble. You knows it.

[wikdsushi]

"Wowee, Charles, you tastes great!"
"Yeah, I tells him that alls the time!"
"Who ams you?"
"I's the other you!"
"..."
"..."
"... You wants to has piesex?"
"Oh, wowee!"

[tikific]

You are the SECOND PERSON who wanted to eat Sariel in a pie! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? He is just a little guy, all skin and bones! DO NOT AMS EAT MY MAIN CHARACTER!!!

[sike_saner]

I can't help but wonder at this point if sometimes, when Sariel's talking to someone, he sees their face morph into a big ol' pie.

[tikific]

I LOVE this - it sounds like an old WB cartoon!

You're an anime fan, right? You know how some of the series will do little bits with "chibis," where they're cute cartoony versions of the characters? When Sariel gets a pie, I always imagine he's the chibi cartoon version of himself, with little anime sweat drops over his head, or yelling so loud all you can see is one big mouth.

[sike_saner]

Ha, those are awesome images! :D