I wanted to save it for later, I really did, but I just couldn't. When I see a new chapter I HAVE TO READ IT RIGHT FUCKING THEN. Really.
I'm curious about Murderface in this, he hasn't shown a talent and pretty much is just the chaufer as far as I can tell. Actually, I'm not sure Toki has much going on here (besides knitting and being stupidly brave) either...
And I agree, Murderface and Toki haven't had a lot to do in this arc. OTOH, I feel I had been neglecting Skwisgaar lately, so this has been his moment to get out there and maybe get a cute goddess chick's phone number. :D
HONORED KERFLUFFLEsike_sanerJanuary 18 2011, 21:24:43 UTC
The word "kerfluffle" kinda makes me want popcorn, you know that?
Anyway...
"You need a fourth angel to do what exactly?"
First thing that popped into my head upon reading that was, For a barbershop quartet, obviously!
And that one,” Raphael pointed to Samael, “is barely even an angel.”
Murderface, who had quietly driven up in the Pink Cadillac, bristled and fingered his Glock.
D'aww, Murderface.
“I swore Ganesh my vengeance,” Sariel said. “Before he died. Before you had him murdered. Murdered by a bunch of fucking monsters. Because you were too much of a pussy to meet him eye to eye."
OH BURN.
Personally, I think Lucifer would make an excellent sixth member of Dethklok
I forgot my popcorn again. But I at least have the excuse that I had to wait to eat 'cause of my thyroid medicine.
Now I'm worried about Sariel. Is he going to give up on everything? Is he just gonna fade away? (And why does "Bad Romance" seem so fitting to Sariel and Ganesh suddenly? I think I need to actually eat something for once.)
Loved--LOVED--the cigarette-in-the-control-room eruption. And Sariel using his night vision. And the idea that he's really the template for the New Ones. First and worst! Are the Nephilim coming back? And do they need to meet up with my personal Nefilim? (Spelling deliberate.) Though I'm pretty sure they'd eat my guys. Possibly literally.
Oh, and Raziel? You need to have your scary fucking half-angel toddlers so Sariel can dance with Ganesh again. :P
Plus there's The Cough of Doom. (I feel like I'm writing a Victorian novel).
I now have ideas. Ideas involving Sariel dying and meeting up with Ganesha and dancing and having hot afterlife smex, and them somehow popping up again like mushrooms. Well, maybe not exactly like mushrooms, though Sariel's pretty poisonous.
Re the flaming cigarette: yeah, Sariel is like the Marlboro ninja.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Please tell me he tried out for the part of the Marlboro Man at one time. You know, revisiting his Wild West roots, maybe driving cattle and smoking like a chimney. I'm sure those cattle were popular with smokers, what with the nicotine they absorbed from the secondhand smoke.
Though, perhaps they are misunderstood? Maybe we need Toki to go hug them?
How about Lucifer? He's more expendable. Anyway, do you really want to piss off the Egyptian Goddess of Death if something happens to him? At least Lucy's single.
Ganesh is Hindu, so if they end up in his place, I bet it'll be possible. Plus they could watch all those Bollywood musical DVDs, with Ganesh finally getting to snuggle!
popping up again like mushrooms
And tasting really really good on pizzas!
How about Lucifer? He's more expendable.
Not to mention, UNEMPLOYED, as Wotan is still occupying Hell.
I was thinking about Wotan making Lucifer go through a job interview to get his old job as Satan back.
I knew Skanda had an accomplice, but I picked the wrong goddess. I thought it was Blue Corn Maiden, who had an axe to grind with Sariel, because Eototo is gone. I thought she made a deal with Skanda, to ambush Sariel and kill him. But then Skanda double-crossed her, and offed his brother, instead. That's who I thought the miserably furious goddess was at the knitting circle.
Well, for the record, I never could solve Agatha Christie mysteries, either.
Oh, to Toki: You don't go to war to impress a chick, you idiot. Get yourself a bitchin' motorcycle and a leather jacket, instead. Oh wait, you were declared mentally imcompetent and you can't get your driver's license. Sucks to be you, dude.
Oh! But, I really like that "solution" too! I'm obviously no Agatha Christie. :D
It had to be Skanda + somebody, because he's just too damned idiotic to do anything by himself I figured. I tried to put hints in that Sigyn was a bit of a bitch (more manipulative than she seemed) but it might have been too darned subtle! But I think you could say the same of Corn Maiden. I seem to love writing manipulative bitches, huh?
In Toki's defense, he fought off the angels who tried to attack Mordhaus along with the goddesses. It's just, as Wotan has been trying to tell everyone, the Seraphim they have on duty on earth are kind of like the part time security guards of the Legion.
Well, both Sigyn and Blue Corn Maiden were subtle, but BCM was the only goddess with a motive. Well, perhaps I can't really say that either, Sigyn might blame Sariel for having a mare as a husband, so there's that. Hey, maybe the two of them should get together and go on a Sariel hunt.
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I wanted to save it for later, I really did, but I just couldn't. When I see a new chapter I HAVE TO READ IT RIGHT FUCKING THEN. Really.
I'm curious about Murderface in this, he hasn't shown a talent and pretty much is just the chaufer as far as I can tell. Actually, I'm not sure Toki has much going on here (besides knitting and being stupidly brave) either...
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Glad you're liking it!
And I agree, Murderface and Toki haven't had a lot to do in this arc. OTOH, I feel I had been neglecting Skwisgaar lately, so this has been his moment to get out there and maybe get a cute goddess chick's phone number. :D
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Anyway...
"You need a fourth angel to do what exactly?"
First thing that popped into my head upon reading that was, For a barbershop quartet, obviously!
And that one,” Raphael pointed to Samael, “is barely even an angel.”
Murderface, who had quietly driven up in the Pink Cadillac, bristled and fingered his Glock.
D'aww, Murderface.
“I swore Ganesh my vengeance,” Sariel said. “Before he died. Before you had him murdered. Murdered by a bunch of fucking monsters. Because you were too much of a pussy to meet him eye to eye."
OH BURN.
Personally, I think Lucifer would make an excellent sixth member of Dethklok
*hands Lucifer a kazoo* :3
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*dies*
You can't know this, but you should hear my husband go off about barbershop harmonies. I just have to hear the phrase, and I start laughing.
*hands Lucifer a kazoo* :3
It seems Nathan bears Satan no ill will. I love how the guys don't let anything trouble their brains for more than 5 minutes.
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Now I'm worried about Sariel. Is he going to give up on everything? Is he just gonna fade away? (And why does "Bad Romance" seem so fitting to Sariel and Ganesh suddenly? I think I need to actually eat something for once.)
Loved--LOVED--the cigarette-in-the-control-room eruption. And Sariel using his night vision. And the idea that he's really the template for the New Ones. First and worst! Are the Nephilim coming back? And do they need to meet up with my personal Nefilim? (Spelling deliberate.) Though I'm pretty sure they'd eat my guys. Possibly literally.
Oh, and Raziel? You need to have your scary fucking half-angel toddlers so Sariel can dance with Ganesh again. :P
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Plus there's The Cough of Doom. (I feel like I'm writing a Victorian novel).
Re the flaming cigarette: yeah, Sariel is like the Marlboro ninja.
My Nephilim I think are nothing like your Nefilim. Though, perhaps they are misunderstood? Maybe we need Toki to go hug them?
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I now have ideas. Ideas involving Sariel dying and meeting up with Ganesha and dancing and having hot afterlife smex, and them somehow popping up again like mushrooms. Well, maybe not exactly like mushrooms, though Sariel's pretty poisonous.
Re the flaming cigarette: yeah, Sariel is like the Marlboro ninja.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Please tell me he tried out for the part of the Marlboro Man at one time. You know, revisiting his Wild West roots, maybe driving cattle and smoking like a chimney. I'm sure those cattle were popular with smokers, what with the nicotine they absorbed from the secondhand smoke.
Though, perhaps they are misunderstood? Maybe we need Toki to go hug them?
How about Lucifer? He's more expendable. Anyway, do you really want to piss off the Egyptian Goddess of Death if something happens to him? At least Lucy's single.
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Because THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, MY FRIENDS!
Ganesh is Hindu, so if they end up in his place, I bet it'll be possible. Plus they could watch all those Bollywood musical DVDs, with Ganesh finally getting to snuggle!
popping up again like mushrooms
And tasting really really good on pizzas!
How about Lucifer? He's more expendable.
Not to mention, UNEMPLOYED, as Wotan is still occupying Hell.
I was thinking about Wotan making Lucifer go through a job interview to get his old job as Satan back.
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Love this fic.
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Well, for the record, I never could solve Agatha Christie mysteries, either.
Oh, to Toki: You don't go to war to impress a chick, you idiot. Get yourself a bitchin' motorcycle and a leather jacket, instead. Oh wait, you were declared mentally imcompetent and you can't get your driver's license. Sucks to be you, dude.
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It had to be Skanda + somebody, because he's just too damned idiotic to do anything by himself I figured. I tried to put hints in that Sigyn was a bit of a bitch (more manipulative than she seemed) but it might have been too darned subtle! But I think you could say the same of Corn Maiden. I seem to love writing manipulative bitches, huh?
In Toki's defense, he fought off the angels who tried to attack Mordhaus along with the goddesses. It's just, as Wotan has been trying to tell everyone, the Seraphim they have on duty on earth are kind of like the part time security guards of the Legion.
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