Homeschooling (Flight Club, Chapter 1 of 8)

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Title: Homeschooling (Flight Club, Chapter 1 of 8)
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Cas; Sam, John, Bobby, Gabriel, Michael, Lucifer, Raphael, Balthazar, Joshua, Death
Warnings: Cursing.
Word Count: 38,000 total
Summary: John abandons teenaged Sam and Dean in Sioux Falls for the school year, where

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[zsomeone]

calling out for pizza and Death
I prefer cheesy bread with my pizza, personally.

What was it about fucking Dakotas that they needed two of them?
Good question actually. Also Carolinas, Virginias... I think that's all. Why?

[tikific]

Washington needs to be cut in two so we could get rid of all the stupid people.

Of course, then there would be Washington, East Washington, and Washington DC. And that would confuse people.

[zsomeone]

I used to think the White House was in Washington state when I was little, even though I knew where Washington DC was and that it was the Capitol. I don't remember why I thought that. I've been to DC when I was 12, unrelated.

[zsomeone]

[tikific]

Oh, gawd, this is totally S7 crazy!Castiel.