So, what happened, was, Z wrote me with the idea of doing some N/C in the Mythklok universe, given that I have some kind of congenital condition that will not allow me to write N/C.
So, I said, "keen," and then proceeded to give her a list of 8,700 different little dumb, unworkable constraints on the thing (NATAN AMS STRAIGHT, CHARLES SLASH WITH EVERYONE but NATHAN...).
And then she came back and wrote
this, which is just absofuckinglutely perfect.