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HELLOMYNAMEISLEX
ANDTHISISMYLIVEJOURNAL.
Whenever there's something crawling around in the old seventeen year old noggin, this is where it goes. For better or for worse. But mostly for crack fic.
I live in New York State and no it's not as exciting as it may seem. I still think Your Mom jokes and That's What She Said are funny in the right situations. I like analyzing literature and art because I am just that nerdy. My favorite characters in literature and TV are insufferable asses in some way. The fundamentally conflicted personalities are always the best, and I'll pick them over anybody. Substance is my literary turn on. ♥ I know far too much about American and Russian history and Tudor England and ways in which to ruin clothing with every day items. I like to throw paint on my walls, and my jeans, and my hands. It's UUUURVYWHAR. I have been known to say PWN'D! in regular conversation. I spit out puns without even thinking:
"CC: Lelouch, is this love?
Lelouch: *contemplatively* No, it's just geass."
MY POSTS RANGE FROM:
-Capslocked button smashing
ex.) DFG:LKDFG:DFLMGFGNDFG:LRGREN OMG SUZAKU IN A KNIGHTMARE HAWT SO HAWT FGL:KSFL:KSDF.
-TV and Book reactions laced with fandom jargon
ex.) House and Cuddy need to just have sex on the desk, seriously. It’s been waiting got them for like three years.
ex. 2) LOL, Hermione totally got PWN’D there. Thank the fucking Lord.
ex. 3) I WANNA BUILD KEVIN JONAS A BIRD HOUSE!
-Political Soundoffs
ex.) RABBLERABBLERABBLE DEMOCRATIC PARTY RABBLERABBLE GAY MARRIAGE RABBLERABBLERABBLE MITT ROMNEY.
- FANFICTIONNNN
ex.) Then he did put his swollen member into that posterior which he had so longed for, which he hoped would coax a great explosion from within his loins. And it was good.
ex. 2) “I hate you.”
“I really fucking hate you too.”
“I hate your guts and your face…”
“And your stupid voice and your opinions and,”
“Your banging hot body.”
“Oh god please take me now.”
-The occasional wanky boy trouble
ex.) I like him and this is stupid and he should pay attention to me.Whyyy. Wooooe.
-Other shit
DERP.
MY FANDOMS INCLUDE:
Harry Potter, The Office, Code Geass, The Black Donnelly's, His Dark Materials Ouran High School Host Club, Kyou Kara Maou, Loveless, Fruits Basket, Sukisyo, Pushing Daisies, House MD, Lost, Strangers With Candy, Project Runway, Top Chef, and The Jonas Brothers.
Although that may also just be a list of the TV shows I watch with a few books thrown in. IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?
I LOVE
Obscure music references, neon teal, Ayn Rand, laughing at fandom in general, textless icons, rainy days, stream-of-consciousness-never-ending-always-going-stories, my wifey, sparkle font, blinking font, grass stains, quoting The Venture Brothers, camera flirting, the sound of Japanese and...
you ;]
(And your mom.)
Have fun. I swear I don't have rabies.