You really can't get more warped than this... ^.^
by limitedbythesky
tigsta_kh's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 20% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 04:52:18 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:49:49 PM
Alco Money! : $ 458
Guests of Honour
black_silver is a depressed Wiccan. black_silver drank 15 Ales.
sareanna is a good-humored Wiccan and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. sareanna drank 3 Lagers, 1 Aftershock.
therasmusrock is a constipated Atheist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. therasmusrock drank 6 Stouts.
morlockiness is a jaunty Hindu. morlockiness drank 3 Aftershocks, 2 Stouts, 1 Poteen.
albino_shamrock is a dejected Wiccan and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. albino_shamrock drank 1 Lager, 1 Tequila, 2 Sherrys.
willow_cat is a compulsive Buddhist. willow_cat drank 4 Poteens, 4 Irish Creams, 3 Cognacs.
l_loire is a vile Buddhist and a borderline alcoholic. l_loire drank 1 Gin, 9 Pernods, 1 Sherry, 1 Vermouth, 1 Rum.
tapangowa is a sprightly Buddhist. tapangowa drank 6 Whiskeys, 12 Mescals, 1 Whiskey.
cheerbabe82587 is a dismayed Wiccan and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. cheerbabe82587 drank 10 Lagers, 3 Poteens, 1 Aligator Bite, 3 Brandys, 3 Bloody Marys.
tigsta_kh is a desponent Agnostic and a newbie drinker. tigsta_kh drank 17 Pulques.
cab10886 is an easy-going Taoist. cab10886 drank 1 Coffee Liqueur.
manhattan_skies is a disconsolate Liberal Christian and a lover of everything alcoholic. manhattan_skies decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 6 portions in fact!
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! black_silver and cheerbabe82587 have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
The hangover remedies are over by the sympathy cards. Thats kinda handy for you tapangowa, as you look like you can't walk too well!
Random Events
tapangowa's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard morlockiness chased tapangowa around the house with one all night!
tapangowa revealed to the room that in a previous incarnation they were a fat gay unicyclist
who took great pride in their marvellous ability to impersonate freddie mercury.
tapangowa began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.
Happy New Year!
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