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[tigresslily]

I just got back from Geology. We went on a fieldtrip to Jack Warner to look at some exposed cliff faces in the lab after our rock test. After the TA announced that we were walking there, every single student, except for maybe two or three, yelled out a complaint about walking. God fucking forbid they exert SOME kind of effort besides trying to

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[tigresslily]

First of all, people don't taste like pork, we taste like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken. And I bet you could mask the taste with any number of chemicals or spices to make it divine. Much like those morning star things. Textured vegetable protein probably tastes horrible without any help. The free time outside of class would not have been that bad if we'd actually learned something, or if the 20 some odd other students didn't bitch and complain the entire time about using their legs. The thing about forced labor and sterilization is that people would get fussy and have to deal with the horrible truth that they won't be able to plant their demon seed. And if we have labor camps, then someone else is going to bitch about human rights it's like the holocaust blah blah blah, but if they're dead, they can't say shit. End of story. Kill them and put everyone else out of their misery. We wouldn't be stuffing stupid people with stupid people. We'd be stuffing all the smart, useful people full of stupid people. Hopefully stupidity isn't contagious through food a la Mad Cow's Disease.

[sinisterwilliam]

Actually, if you asked someone who participated in cannibalistic rituals- at least in New Guinea when they still did them...people DO taste like pork.

The chicken thing is probably just a presumption, or that is just babies.
They would know as the other white meat they eat is pork.
As a result of their cannabalism, they proliferated Kuru in their populace, as the brain was a special delicacy and it just was tastier if they happend to have prions- not that they knew that the squishier juicier spongier brain was infected.

So, funny you should mention Mad Cow disease, as it is a hearty protein/prion, as well as Kuru. It doesn't really produce stupidity, mostly just errors in motor functions and nerve damage onto death.

[tigresslily]

Okay, yes, we taste like pork. I was joking about the chicken flavor because it is a common misconception, hence the phrase 'Everything tastes like chicken'. I have no fucking clue what people taste like, but if cannibals say we taste like pork, then we must taste like pork. And yes, we would get crack in our blood stream from eating the crack babies and that would render us useless, BUT we could use them for other things such as fertilizer and lamp shades and kid gloves (dun dun ping!) Eating nervous tissue is such a bad idea. You can catch the crazy, but most interesting, diseases. People used to eat monkey brains as a delicacy, and they caught weird brain viruses/diseases. Killing and eating people would not go unmonitored. We can't just split open a retarded man's skull take a spoon full or take a huge bite out of an alcohol symdrome baby. Christ, the consequences!!!

[sinisterwilliam]

That's why we should petition the FDA for a Wholesome Sweetmeats Division.