Things I have learned at the vampire party.....
Things I have learned from the vampire party:
- Denture adhesive is the devil! (my teeth will be immaculate from now on)
- Cheryl and I do a mean interpretive dance to “Ring of Fire”.
- There is never enough cranberry juice.
- Sunny D can substitute for orange juice, if you squint, spin around in a circle, and add a lot of vodka.
- Cheese balls are tasty.
- Sticky eyeballs move faster than lines at Six Flags.
- M & M can not possibly be scary, no matter what propaganda you have heard.
- When people come back from the shit list they turn into perverts.
- Guitar Hero is more alluring to some people than alcohol.
- I am okay with people admiring my boyfriends leather clad ass.
- Maddi and I are damn good kissers.
- When drunk my mouth is perpetually open in photographs.
- Armadillo!
- When metal chicks get drunk their inner hip hop diva comes out.
- When being a vampire, having red eye in photographs saves a lot of time using photoshop to make yourself look evil.
- 8 o'clock actually means 10:45
Feel free to add whatever you think you have learned as well.
- Denture adhesive is the devil! (my teeth will be immaculate from now on)
- Cheryl and I do a mean interpretive dance to “Ring of Fire”.
- There is never enough cranberry juice.
- Sunny D can substitute for orange juice, if you squint, spin around in a circle, and add a lot of vodka.
- Cheese balls are tasty.
- Sticky eyeballs move faster than lines at Six Flags.
- M & M can not possibly be scary, no matter what propaganda you have heard.
- When people come back from the shit list they turn into perverts.
- Guitar Hero is more alluring to some people than alcohol.
- I am okay with people admiring my boyfriends leather clad ass.
- Maddi and I are damn good kissers.
- When drunk my mouth is perpetually open in photographs.
- Armadillo!
- When metal chicks get drunk their inner hip hop diva comes out.
- When being a vampire, having red eye in photographs saves a lot of time using photoshop to make yourself look evil.
- 8 o'clock actually means 10:45
Feel free to add whatever you think you have learned as well.