Amusing conversation in Customer's Suck

May 24, 2009 23:01

This conversation was started by a poster talking about how they had a vandalist put bubblegum on an Obama poster, some commenters had fun making fun of idiot vandalist (yeah I can be easily amused):

commenter 1
I bet whoever did that thought they were making a STATEMENT right to our president.

Too bad President Obama will never know about it and it cost your store money, thus rendering it pointless, stupid and idiotic.

commenter 2
Don't you know that President Obama knows all?

:D

commenter 1
You mean... HE KNOWS I'M EATING ICE CREAM??? :O

:D

commenter 2
HE DOES! He knows the flavor, too!

commenter 1
Sucks for him, then! It ended up being icky ice cream. :(

commenter 2
What kind was it? As I am not President Obama, I am not all knowing.

commenter 1
It was actually an ice cream bar. I saw them in the freezer and got all excited. What I failed to notice is it was shitty walmart brand ice cream bars that are 98% fat free. So the chocolate cookie part is chewy and off tasting and the vanilla "ice cream" is somehow sour tasting and very sticky. It reminds me more of chewy milk in texture than actual ice cream, to be quite honest.

I took one bite and tossed the rest. Yuck!

commenter 2
Ewwww.

Yeah. Disappointing.

But Obama knew that.

commenter 1
Very disappointing.

Maybe Obama can take a few minutes and get WalMart to make Not Nasty ice cream bars.

commenter 2
I think that should be on the top of his priorities, really.

commenter 1
Yes! Ice cream is much more important than that silly recession!

(I couldn't even type that with a straight face. LOL)
Previous post Next post
Up