Feb 02, 2006 12:26
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? george w bush
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? i really don't think i hate anyone that much that it would make much of a difference if they just disappeared music wise.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? amy simpson [hold grudges much?!]
4. What is your favorite cheese? CHEDDARRRRRRRR
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? of course it contains cheese. it also contains pickle. i'd be happy with that!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? EEEWWWAAANNNNNNNNN. McGregor. Duh.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? hfedksfdlahgkldshglkhdoitghewiojfnilksnfes. that's really fucking hard. sim..bran...dav... oh oh .. ok. Brandon Boyd.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? on walking boots and a stick!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? tenessee ;)
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? 2 phone calls and a taxi fare!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? tia maria
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? the beginning of july 2003.. somewhere in the norfolk broads, and i would take his hand away this time.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No heroine or polar bears allowed. Or guns.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?i dont like tv much... but if i had a primetime slot id give it noel edmonds to do deal or no deal in!
15. What is your favorite expletive? fuck. it's so adaptable.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? turn the light off and go back to sleep!
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? there's no way i could just take one thing, i always think i should put everything in a box in case that happened... my gig tickets i'd want but they're all stuck to my wall... box of keepablesx3... mark owens autograph! computer! argh. stupid question.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? make a phone call and cry when he doesn't answer.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? teleportation to any place by thought capabilities.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? first kiss with dave.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? there's nothing that horrible!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? new zealand.
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? the jolly brewer.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"? amy's!
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? jeff buckley
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? would i make death mad if i said thanks for the offer but i'll leave them all there in their eternal peace rather than dragging them back to this crazy place?
27. What's your theme song? i would like it to be popsicle please.