River is going down
I don't know why I didn't think of this before. I went and bought some heroin and I'm gonna use it to frame River as a dealer and get him sent up the river. I've tied the baggie to his collar and have alerted the cops that I think River is dealing. They didn't seem to take me seriously but agreed to sent someone over to check things out. River is toast. Man, I'm brilliant. Once again I will be numero uno! The big cheese. Not just the other white meat, the only white meat!!!!