cumfuzzled
I just came across a story with the warning "MPREG", which apparently means "male pregnancy." This seriously cumfuzzles me.
Tell me, Earthlings, how does male pregnancy work? Are they late for their period? Do they get bitchy? (not necessary for most men I know) Do they grow breasts? How is the baby born? Out the ass? The peehole? The right ear?
Does the child breastfeed? Formula? Adopted mommy's breast? Hard liquor?
A more important issue, of course, is whether or not men could handle this monumentous task of 'giving birth.' Apparently, other than passing kidney stones and talking to my father, we have no experiences in our lives that is quite as painful as female pregnancy. So, could we - men - handle it?
But most importantly, who's gonna want to fuck a middle-aged, PTA-going manwhale?
I'm seriously concerned, folks. ;)
Tell me, Earthlings, how does male pregnancy work? Are they late for their period? Do they get bitchy? (not necessary for most men I know) Do they grow breasts? How is the baby born? Out the ass? The peehole? The right ear?
Does the child breastfeed? Formula? Adopted mommy's breast? Hard liquor?
A more important issue, of course, is whether or not men could handle this monumentous task of 'giving birth.' Apparently, other than passing kidney stones and talking to my father, we have no experiences in our lives that is quite as painful as female pregnancy. So, could we - men - handle it?
But most importantly, who's gonna want to fuck a middle-aged, PTA-going manwhale?
I'm seriously concerned, folks. ;)