013 [video]

[tight_latex]

I wonder if anyone else I know is here. I can't believe I'm saying this but...I'd like to catch them before they head on out, if they even are here.

I know this is only a curse...

[a pause, she almost doesn't want to say his name sorry Dan, but...]

Jon? Are you there?

[ooc : OOPS KIND OF LOST TRACK OF TIME pretend this is like, posted at 11:00. 4th

Comments

[anycuntcould]

Two for one?

[He sees Laurie's mom.]

[tight_latex]

...not exactly.

[anycuntcould]

Then give Johnny the details.

[tight_latex]

It's none of your fucking business.

[anycuntcould]

Not even a name? Losing me touch.

[tight_latex]

Why do you want a name?

[anycuntcould]

A pretty bird has to have one.

[tight_latex]

Laurie.

But I don't take too kindly to being hit on by some random stranger. I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much.

[Yeah. He might...cry or something.]

[anycuntcould]

[....Oh Dan.]

Random stranger? Enough of that, you can call me John Constantine.

[tight_latex]

Not exactly the Jon I was hoping to hear from.

[Okay so she's kind of being mean, she realizes this.]

No offense.

[anycuntcould]

None taken. I have no regrets.

[suddenly!private]

[tight_latex]

Just please stop hitting on my mother.

[suddenly!private] 1/3

[anycuntcould]

[anycuntcould]

[suddenly!private]

[anycuntcould]

You two look like sisters.

[suddenly!private]

[tight_latex]

This place likes to fuck with us. She's my mom, it's just...her from before I was born.

But either way, it's still really gross. It's been years of me living with her flirting and it still never fails to gross me out.