WTF IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN?!?!?
So I just had probably the weirdest dream I can ever remember having in my life.
It started out with me at a house that frequently appears in my dreams, nothing special about it, it's just a house in the middle of nowhere, not really a scary place or anything, just a house... I was in side with my computer in the middle of the room on the floor for some reason, trying to figure out what this one random dangling USB cable coming out of the ceiling was for, but it was too short to reach my computer. Then I noticed this computer component sitting next to my comp that looked kinda like very flat turntable. I had no clue what it was, but this girl, maybe early 20's who for some reason I just -knew- was a babysitter but don't know why, declared she was going to bake a pie, dumped gram cracker crumbs all over the thing and sat on it.
Then the scene morphed to the babysitter and four guys sitting naked in a hot-tub about the size of a normal bathtub all proclaiming how not-gay they were because there was a girl involved. I really have no idea what was going on there, but it ended quickly.
At that point it switched over to a scandal at a Dunkin' Donuts, which resulted in me getting a $1000 payoff to keep quiet because they mistakenly thought I was a thief that had been working with an employee to skim the drawers.
After leaving there, I somehow ended up at a Dairy Queen looking stand that sold nothing but Mexican Churro's and corn-on-the-cob. Nobody spoke English there, but they somehow understood my mother perfectly when she ordered in English.
There was also a Mexican Popcorn Festival (don't ask me, I am not responsible for my brain) which involved a parade with a lot of foreign dignitaries walking along in it eating corn-on-the-cob. For some reason, I was walking in this with my family, only I fell over for no apparent reason and couldn't figure out how to stand back up, much to the amusement of my mother.
I don't really remember anything else, because suddenly Queen's "Bicycle" started playing in my head and then my phone rang and I woke up.
Seriously. WTF.
It started out with me at a house that frequently appears in my dreams, nothing special about it, it's just a house in the middle of nowhere, not really a scary place or anything, just a house... I was in side with my computer in the middle of the room on the floor for some reason, trying to figure out what this one random dangling USB cable coming out of the ceiling was for, but it was too short to reach my computer. Then I noticed this computer component sitting next to my comp that looked kinda like very flat turntable. I had no clue what it was, but this girl, maybe early 20's who for some reason I just -knew- was a babysitter but don't know why, declared she was going to bake a pie, dumped gram cracker crumbs all over the thing and sat on it.
Then the scene morphed to the babysitter and four guys sitting naked in a hot-tub about the size of a normal bathtub all proclaiming how not-gay they were because there was a girl involved. I really have no idea what was going on there, but it ended quickly.
At that point it switched over to a scandal at a Dunkin' Donuts, which resulted in me getting a $1000 payoff to keep quiet because they mistakenly thought I was a thief that had been working with an employee to skim the drawers.
After leaving there, I somehow ended up at a Dairy Queen looking stand that sold nothing but Mexican Churro's and corn-on-the-cob. Nobody spoke English there, but they somehow understood my mother perfectly when she ordered in English.
There was also a Mexican Popcorn Festival (don't ask me, I am not responsible for my brain) which involved a parade with a lot of foreign dignitaries walking along in it eating corn-on-the-cob. For some reason, I was walking in this with my family, only I fell over for no apparent reason and couldn't figure out how to stand back up, much to the amusement of my mother.
I don't really remember anything else, because suddenly Queen's "Bicycle" started playing in my head and then my phone rang and I woke up.
Seriously. WTF.