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You know your career has failed when you host a pet talent show on Animal Planet after numerous seasons of Saved by the Bell. Example: Mario Lopez, aka Slater. This morning I had to babysit my neighbor at 7:45. This wouldn't be awful had I not arrived home around 2:30 this morning.
I'm home from Belize and it feels nice to sleep in my own bed and shower in my own bathroom. I attempted to update from an internet cafe but that was obviously unsuccessful. My stomach is currently worshiping me after ten days of vegetarian hell. It went a little bit like this:
On the first day I asked, " Will there be vegetarian options."
The missionaries replied, "Yes, if we know in advance."
To which I responded, "Well there are three vegetarians in this group."
I managed to survive with dry scrambled eggs in the morning and more peanut butter jelly than an entire elementary school cafeteria. It wasn't until our snorkeling trip on Saturday when my stomach really suffered. So imagine this, you're on a small, sandy island, it's a warm 92 degree day and there are minimal palm trees. You spend the morning in salty water looking a really cool fish and you come in understandably hungry and what do they give you...two plain tortillas. I love it.
Aside from my stomach eating itself, the trip was great.
I have learned to love hammocks.
I'm home from Belize and it feels nice to sleep in my own bed and shower in my own bathroom. I attempted to update from an internet cafe but that was obviously unsuccessful. My stomach is currently worshiping me after ten days of vegetarian hell. It went a little bit like this:
On the first day I asked, " Will there be vegetarian options."
The missionaries replied, "Yes, if we know in advance."
To which I responded, "Well there are three vegetarians in this group."
I managed to survive with dry scrambled eggs in the morning and more peanut butter jelly than an entire elementary school cafeteria. It wasn't until our snorkeling trip on Saturday when my stomach really suffered. So imagine this, you're on a small, sandy island, it's a warm 92 degree day and there are minimal palm trees. You spend the morning in salty water looking a really cool fish and you come in understandably hungry and what do they give you...two plain tortillas. I love it.
Aside from my stomach eating itself, the trip was great.
I have learned to love hammocks.