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Title: Fanficology 101
Author: Tiggie0307
Rated: PC-13 for pure crack
Summ: If you think you were into to fanfiction...
Read it
“Why can’t it be a step mom?!”
“Yehsung why are you screaming,” Kibum asked, looked over at the computer and wished he didn’t.
Yehsung was on live journal. Again. Kibum read the screen.
“Are you serious??”
“What?! All I would like to know is why can’t my step mom be the one who rapes me? That is still unwanted attention! Why dose it have to be the most hurtful type of rape-”
“Yehsung?”
“I mean, its more comfortable for me if it was an older woman but it’s still rape-
“Yehsung!”
“Is it so wrong for fans to write that its an other woman who rapes me rather a man-
“YEHSUNG!!”
Kibum sighed once Yehsung shut up.
“Hyung, its just fan fiction. And try not to bargain your rape scenes with the fans; its really weird.”
“I hate rape scenes…” Henry muttered from the couch. Yehsung blinked.
“Henry when were you in a rape scene?”
“A while ago with…with Donghae hyung,” the younger whispered, “I was messed up for weeks…”
"Was it that bad?"
Henry only nodded, "..I'd like a drunken scene better than a rape one."
"I hate when its incest," Kyuhyun frowned from his position on the floor, "Now that's some weird stuff!"
"Oh, you mean when one of the members is your father or half brother?"
"Yeah! I can't jack off to that storyline!"
"The fact that you jack off reading them at all is creepy."
Kibum dodged the pillow with ease.
"I wish I bottomed more..."
"Kyuhyun, I speak for all when I say--What the hell??"
"Hyung, topping is a lot of work! Why can't I be the one 'melting under your touch?" Yehsung quirked an eyebrow at the question with Henry just stunned.
"Okay, really don't you think its about time to lay off the fanfics," Kibum asked, being completely ignored.
"I wish someone wrote me with Yunho sshi. That'll be hot."
"Keep dreaming, little Henhen. Yunho's only for the big boys."
"But I an a big boy," Henry pouted. Kyu patted his leg.
"Don't pay him no mind. He's just cocky ‘cause some fans wrote him with Jaejoong a few times, now he thinks his the shit"
"Ha. You’re nothing until you've sacked four out of five," Zhoumi commented from the wall.
"...and how would you know," Yehsung asked with a frown. The foreign singer only smiled.
"Sorry, hyung, that's for me to know and you to try your best to find out," he said pushing off the wall and leaving a very shocked group of young men in the living room.
"...Kyu and I will check the Korean site."
"I'll do the English and Chinese."
They had to see if this was true, cause Zhoumi's word have never failed to be true.
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Yeah, this was in my notebook and I decided to post it.
I have others somewhat like it.
May post those too.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.^^
Author: Tiggie0307
Rated: PC-13 for pure crack
Summ: If you think you were into to fanfiction...
Read it
“Why can’t it be a step mom?!”
“Yehsung why are you screaming,” Kibum asked, looked over at the computer and wished he didn’t.
Yehsung was on live journal. Again. Kibum read the screen.
“Are you serious??”
“What?! All I would like to know is why can’t my step mom be the one who rapes me? That is still unwanted attention! Why dose it have to be the most hurtful type of rape-”
“Yehsung?”
“I mean, its more comfortable for me if it was an older woman but it’s still rape-
“Yehsung!”
“Is it so wrong for fans to write that its an other woman who rapes me rather a man-
“YEHSUNG!!”
Kibum sighed once Yehsung shut up.
“Hyung, its just fan fiction. And try not to bargain your rape scenes with the fans; its really weird.”
“I hate rape scenes…” Henry muttered from the couch. Yehsung blinked.
“Henry when were you in a rape scene?”
“A while ago with…with Donghae hyung,” the younger whispered, “I was messed up for weeks…”
"Was it that bad?"
Henry only nodded, "..I'd like a drunken scene better than a rape one."
"I hate when its incest," Kyuhyun frowned from his position on the floor, "Now that's some weird stuff!"
"Oh, you mean when one of the members is your father or half brother?"
"Yeah! I can't jack off to that storyline!"
"The fact that you jack off reading them at all is creepy."
Kibum dodged the pillow with ease.
"I wish I bottomed more..."
"Kyuhyun, I speak for all when I say--What the hell??"
"Hyung, topping is a lot of work! Why can't I be the one 'melting under your touch?" Yehsung quirked an eyebrow at the question with Henry just stunned.
"Okay, really don't you think its about time to lay off the fanfics," Kibum asked, being completely ignored.
"I wish someone wrote me with Yunho sshi. That'll be hot."
"Keep dreaming, little Henhen. Yunho's only for the big boys."
"But I an a big boy," Henry pouted. Kyu patted his leg.
"Don't pay him no mind. He's just cocky ‘cause some fans wrote him with Jaejoong a few times, now he thinks his the shit"
"Ha. You’re nothing until you've sacked four out of five," Zhoumi commented from the wall.
"...and how would you know," Yehsung asked with a frown. The foreign singer only smiled.
"Sorry, hyung, that's for me to know and you to try your best to find out," he said pushing off the wall and leaving a very shocked group of young men in the living room.
"...Kyu and I will check the Korean site."
"I'll do the English and Chinese."
They had to see if this was true, cause Zhoumi's word have never failed to be true.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, this was in my notebook and I decided to post it.
I have others somewhat like it.
May post those too.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.^^