Taemin's still a bad boy

Jul 05, 2011 22:54

Author: Tiggie0307
Rated: PG-13
Pairing(fandom):SHINee, SNSD, SJ and M
Disclaimer: I can’t afford them. ($500 in monopoly bucks just won’t cut it)
Summary: Taemin’s still a bad boy, and doing and saying bad boy things

A/N: You may be able to call this part 2. Maybe. Part one is here( Click! )



Taemin was on his way to class when he felt someone following him.
"If this is about my dick I'm not showing you--"
A girl gasps and he turns around horrified, "Umma!"
"Lee Taemin," she said with a same expression, "what on earth have you been doing here?!"
"Nothing..."
"Doesn’t sound like it to me," she sighed already tired and the day hadn't even started good.
"It's nothing mom, really, I promise--"
"Save it, Tae," she fixes her hair, "if you haven't gotten kicked out then it must not be too bad." She glanced at her son and shielded her eyes from his 'innocent smile."
"What have I told you about smiling like that?"
"It's the face pedophiles love?"
"You got it."
"But why is it older Umma's seem to like it the," Taemin cut himself off, "Oh, yeah...they're the main ones..." He shook his head and walked beside his mom.
*
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"I love parent’s day," Minho smiles, with his twelve pack on coke cola, "they bring the best gifts.” Taemin stared at Minho, "why do I get the feeling this is suppose to be some sort of rehab for your coke addiction?"
"Cause it is suppose to be...they just think I'm here to get off the powdered kind," he whispered and went back to watching the families interact.
"...I better find a good hiding spot."
It was Minho's turn to stare, "why?"
"My mom hasn't seen my attendance yet...."
"Still skipping class?? Even here?"
"I have to."
"Why's that?"
"Yesung keeps asking to see my dick."
"Use my room," Minho throws him set of his spear keys, "hide there as long as you need."
*
"You know, you do have nice legs," Minho said after eyeing them. Taemin stopped watching a boy getting yelled at about an A- to frown at the older male.
"Don't make me tell Henry; he'll kick your ass."
"What is he; your boyfriend?"
"Is my name spelled S-U-N-G-M-I-N?"
"No, but its close to it," Minho smiles.
Taemin glared, "don't make me kick your ass."
*
"Taemin, would you have sex for money?"
The younger looked up from his book to stare at Donghae.
"Its depends."
"Oh? On what?"
"With who and how much."
Minho choked on his coke.
*
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Taemin had to catch himself from sighing at Yesung
"So, the older male whispered, "I show you mines and you show me yours..."
Tae thought it over.
"I'd rather see Onew's"
*
"Why mines," Onew asked rubbing his temple. Taemin shrugs.
"I heard you were huge."
"He is," Jonghyun added, "way bigger then anyone else I know..."
Taemin almost gaped. "...do I want to why he knows that...?"
"Onew sighed, "no...not really..."
*
*
Taemin blinked. "Excuse me???"
"I said: I'll pay you six hundred up front if you sleep with me?"
"Yoona," he smiled thinking quickly, "why not pay me six fifty for not spreading horrible rumors about the STD I'm gonna say you caught from Jonghyun and give to me?"
She gasps, then glared. "Look, newbie, my money can run laps around you and the moon so it’s best to be a good boy and take the money and do what you're getting paid for."
Taemin smirks, "My father's Lee SooMan. I own you and the dick that shot you out… Now," he straightens, "a thousand should do for that great blow job you gave me in the principle’s office that I won't stop going on about...how dose that sound?"
*
"Really," Minho shakes his head, "when will the lies stop?"
"When I run out," Taemin smiles back.
"Ever thought about being normal?"
"This is my normal."
"Dose LSM even have kids?"
The younger just shurgs
Minho downed his coke, "you do know, Jessica will try again don't you?"
"Better it be her than Yesung."
"True that."
*
"But all you have to do is lay there," Jessica whines, cornering Taemin; again.
"Noona will do all the work, you just enjoy, huh, how dose that sound?"
He smiles, "sorry noona…I can't."
"What's your excuse this time," she pouts harder.
"If you want me...you'll have to ask Donghae hyung…"
*
"So I heard you're whoring yourself now."
Taemin sits up, "Henry?! What are you doing here? I thought your dad was too cheap for this private school..."
"He is," Henry answered plopping down next to the younger, "but I told my mom I was having these feelings for this new upperclassman whose a hyung I use to know and--
"They send you here," Minho says in disbelief, "what type of logic is that??"
"Don't know; but it worked," Henry shrugged.
"Miss me that much," Taemin ask with a big smile.
"Nope," Henry answers, "I'm here for Jessica..."
"But what will Sungmin say," Minho pouts and Taemin watches as Henry attacks the taller male; only to have Onew break it up.
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"Umm, Donghae hyung?!"
"What," the other stares, "Yesung is willing to pay top dollar for you!"
"I sure am," the senior smiles, moving toward the younger.
Taemin fights a sigh and pulls some papers from his back pocket.
"My contract clearly states 'Toppers hands must be larger then a sixth grader'," he smirks at Yesung, "sorry sunbae."

Key chuckles at his room mate.
"You're one interesting dude, Taemin."
"Well, you know," the younger gives a playful smile, "...it’s just how us bad boys roll...."

A:N: I have no idea why I made Donghae the pimp…things just seem to happen when I start to write that just seem so…right. XD
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