The Day After(One Shot)
Author: Tiggie0307
Rated: PG-13/Crack
Pairing(fandom): SHINee
Summary: This is what you get for having a life.
His phone is ringing but he doesn't care; their off today and if he reads one more 'HYUNG YOU DA MAN!' text he's going to scream. Some paparazzi caught him with Shin Se Kyung and hit the jackpot. His cousin had ask has her face always looked like that and what did Yoochun teach you to get her.
He rolled over and finally picked up his phone and answered sleepily hello.
"You just lost four fan sites."
"What," he sat up, "Really? Which ones?" the caller read then off. He frowned then turned to a very awaken Minho who smiled. "Your kidding me, right?"
"Nope. Oh have to go, some girl's giving away all her Jonghyun posters."
"Thanks Sulli."
"No problem, Oppa. Have a good day," she sang and hangs up. Jonghyun chucks his phone at an unsuspecting Minho. "Ow!"
Jonghyun narrowed his eyes, "What the hell?! You closed all four! Why?!"
Minho turned up his nose, "Cause I felt like it and besides," he smiles, "this way, SM can figure out who lost the Hoot MV without having SONES camping out in front of the office."
Jonghyun got up to grab his phone and punch Minho in the arm, then walked into the living room. "What's all this," he ask stepping over/on stacks of what appears to be...scripts?
"JongKey," Kibum said in a very happy creepy kinda way, "All JongKeys that I can destroy in peace," he screams, shoving more papers into a shredder, "Thanks to Mr. KR Jongkey has finally died." His contented sigh was cut short as Jonghyun laughed out loud. "Come one Kibum ah, even if I have a girl; JongKey will live on--"
"How; it can't!"
"Yeah, it can," Jonghyun nods.
"He's right hyung," Taemin agrees, "Just; now there will be more Angst ones and OnKey will be on the rise."
"You two always have to ruin the mood don't you?"
"..Yes?"
Jonghyun pushes Taemin out of the way of a bound volume worth of fanfic that hits Jinki head on.
"Seriously, why me?"
"Your name dose begin with Jinx hyung."
Said hyung blinked and picked up a handfull of papers and proceeded to start the biggest paper fight in SHINee's history.
"Where's Minho," jinki asks after a half hour of fighting. Jonghyun shrugs, "Probably opening an anti-face cafe."
"Or he's finishing all his happy JongKeys to release them to the world, before Broken!JongKey's take over."
"See," Kibum says pushing himself up from the floor, "this is why KiMin never works for us." Five minutes later the tall rapper appears, glaring at Taemin. "Had to say it didn't you?"
He nods, "life is better that way."
"Why are you all so crazy," Jonghyun asks.
"The same reason why you'd think it was safe to go on a street date," Onew threw back.
"Hey, it was romantic."
"It was stupid," Minho shook his head, "even Justin Bieber knows better then that."
"...Who?"
"Never mind."
A/N: To my readers I'm sorry but an update will come soon I just have some re editing to do and Chapter 5 will be up in no time. I had to get this out of my head before it got crazier. lol
Rated: PG-13/Crack
Pairing(fandom): SHINee
Summary: This is what you get for having a life.
His phone is ringing but he doesn't care; their off today and if he reads one more 'HYUNG YOU DA MAN!' text he's going to scream. Some paparazzi caught him with Shin Se Kyung and hit the jackpot. His cousin had ask has her face always looked like that and what did Yoochun teach you to get her.
He rolled over and finally picked up his phone and answered sleepily hello.
"You just lost four fan sites."
"What," he sat up, "Really? Which ones?" the caller read then off. He frowned then turned to a very awaken Minho who smiled. "Your kidding me, right?"
"Nope. Oh have to go, some girl's giving away all her Jonghyun posters."
"Thanks Sulli."
"No problem, Oppa. Have a good day," she sang and hangs up. Jonghyun chucks his phone at an unsuspecting Minho. "Ow!"
Jonghyun narrowed his eyes, "What the hell?! You closed all four! Why?!"
Minho turned up his nose, "Cause I felt like it and besides," he smiles, "this way, SM can figure out who lost the Hoot MV without having SONES camping out in front of the office."
Jonghyun got up to grab his phone and punch Minho in the arm, then walked into the living room. "What's all this," he ask stepping over/on stacks of what appears to be...scripts?
"JongKey," Kibum said in a very happy creepy kinda way, "All JongKeys that I can destroy in peace," he screams, shoving more papers into a shredder, "Thanks to Mr. KR Jongkey has finally died." His contented sigh was cut short as Jonghyun laughed out loud. "Come one Kibum ah, even if I have a girl; JongKey will live on--"
"How; it can't!"
"Yeah, it can," Jonghyun nods.
"He's right hyung," Taemin agrees, "Just; now there will be more Angst ones and OnKey will be on the rise."
"You two always have to ruin the mood don't you?"
"..Yes?"
Jonghyun pushes Taemin out of the way of a bound volume worth of fanfic that hits Jinki head on.
"Seriously, why me?"
"Your name dose begin with Jinx hyung."
Said hyung blinked and picked up a handfull of papers and proceeded to start the biggest paper fight in SHINee's history.
"Where's Minho," jinki asks after a half hour of fighting. Jonghyun shrugs, "Probably opening an anti-face cafe."
"Or he's finishing all his happy JongKeys to release them to the world, before Broken!JongKey's take over."
"See," Kibum says pushing himself up from the floor, "this is why KiMin never works for us." Five minutes later the tall rapper appears, glaring at Taemin. "Had to say it didn't you?"
He nods, "life is better that way."
"Why are you all so crazy," Jonghyun asks.
"The same reason why you'd think it was safe to go on a street date," Onew threw back.
"Hey, it was romantic."
"It was stupid," Minho shook his head, "even Justin Bieber knows better then that."
"...Who?"
"Never mind."
A/N: To my readers I'm sorry but an update will come soon I just have some re editing to do and Chapter 5 will be up in no time. I had to get this out of my head before it got crazier. lol