"Facebook Status Shuffle
So, when I'm bored (or just can't put down my laptop) I like flipping through Status Shuffle. While I behave and don't put up 7 000 posts from it, I do enjoy many of them. Thought I'd share some with you tonight....
Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning around the house. It Worked ! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.
just started an alcohol diet. It's great! Lost 3 days in the 1st week
My liver and I have had a chat regarding the abuse she is about endure. she's not happy about it, but after the week I've had, she doesn't really have a choice!
says " I need a beer! I need another beer. I think I'll have another one. Iguetss jusst on moer.
maybw onb omre beeer . jus onne morr blaaahhhh! hve a nc da
(that one sounds a little too familiar to be honest...)
would like to thank her liver for all the support, this weekend . . . Couldn't have done it without you, old friend!!
(as does that one)
It's been a rough week but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies, yet!
Leigh says there's pixies under the bed an penguins in the wardrobe not sure whats going on in my head but that chickens wearing my bathrobe.
Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing!
Ok - enough for now...but I leave you with this thought...
Leigh is not recommended for everyone and is known to cause dizziness, sweating, hallucinations and is Highly Addictive. You may report unusual side effects below.
Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning around the house. It Worked ! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.
just started an alcohol diet. It's great! Lost 3 days in the 1st week
My liver and I have had a chat regarding the abuse she is about endure. she's not happy about it, but after the week I've had, she doesn't really have a choice!
says " I need a beer! I need another beer. I think I'll have another one. Iguetss jusst on moer.
maybw onb omre beeer . jus onne morr blaaahhhh! hve a nc da
(that one sounds a little too familiar to be honest...)
would like to thank her liver for all the support, this weekend . . . Couldn't have done it without you, old friend!!
(as does that one)
It's been a rough week but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies, yet!
Leigh says there's pixies under the bed an penguins in the wardrobe not sure whats going on in my head but that chickens wearing my bathrobe.
Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing!
Ok - enough for now...but I leave you with this thought...
Leigh is not recommended for everyone and is known to cause dizziness, sweating, hallucinations and is Highly Addictive. You may report unusual side effects below.